P E R F E C TION

is that a bug

3 more of hirsu's transformations, Fishsticks, Bounceback & Noodleneck. i'm halfway done with his playlist

Fishsticks & Bounceback probably don't need explaining, since they're basically just Walkatrout & The Worst but they look different. Fishsticks doesn't have the spat that Walkatrout wears because I hate drawing it & the only other Ickthyperambuloid we see doesn't wear anything, so I just got rid of it. Bounceback is red because i thought it looked funny.

Noodleneck is the same species as Tack. His neck is very flexible, elastic & can be moved as if it were a third limb. Hirsu doesn't actually mind this transformation as much, and finds quite a few uses for this alien, such as being lookout or ensnaring threats with his neck.

One of my personas old designs

She lives in a bog and stings people

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idk who to tag

Everyone post a random picture from your gallery,this is a tag game yes

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I hate canon Bruce Wayne hitting his kids so how does he discipline them WITHOUT abuse?

(where's that post about how anything can be a punishment if you frame it as one)

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Dick: *breaks the chandelier while swinging from it*

Bruce: *hands him a broom*

Dick: Yeah that's fair.

Bruce: Also you have to use the Batman plate at dinner.

Dick: Please no, I hate that plate.

Bruce: You should've thought about that before.

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Tim: *logs into the Batcomputer without permission*

Bruce: And what do you think you're doing?

Tim: I know I've been benched but I just need to—

Bruce: Sit.

Tim: *sits down*

Bruce: *puts on The Bee Movie*

Bruce: If you insist on being down here while injured, then you're gonna watch this in its entirety.

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Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: And you think that's an excuse?

Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: We're going for a drive and I'm picking the music.

Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: Maybe you'll take this as a lesson.

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Jason: *causes a crime scene*

Jason: Go ahead, punish me. I'll still be right.

Bruce: *takes out a marker*

Bruce: *draws a mustache on Jason's helmet*

Bruce: It'll wash off in three weeks.

Jason: WHAT?!

Bruce: Actions have consequences.

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Steph: *breaks protocol*

Bruce: Go change your cape in the car.

Steph: That's not fair!

Bruce: That's the rule.

Steph: *grumbles and puts on a cape that's a slightly different shade of purple from the rest of her suit*

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Duke: *sneaks in after curfew*

Bruce: *flicks the light on*

Bruce: Do you know what time it is?

Duke: I can explain—

Bruce: Yogurt. Now.

Duke: But I don't want yogurt.

Bruce: I don't care. Go eat a cup of yogurt and think about what you did.

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Damian: *drops his fork at dinner*

Damian: Fuck.

Bruce: *pulls out a straw*

Damian: You wouldn't.

Bruce: *takes a sip of Damian's drink*

Damian: I hate this family.

Dick, eating off the Bat-plate: You and me both.

AIN'T NO PARTY LIKE A LEGION PARTY

If you've picked up Jimmy Olsen's Supercyclopedia by Gabe Soria and Sandy Jarrell you'll have found this splash page spread of the Legion dancing like it's 3025. It's got everyone's favorites.

Laurel Kent, Gas Girl, XS, Kinetix, Monstress, Kid Quantum, Catspaw, Shvaughn freaking Erin, and also some random unnamed Superman descendant

Biblically accurate Magneton

She’s my daughter now

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fuck it. worm on a string picrew chain. let's fucking go

happy worm creation my friends

tagging @areyoudoingthis @cursed-coat-of-homosexuality @peanutbutterex @tfemteach @piratecaptainscaptainpirates (no pressure 💛)

My last few posts haven't had any attention at all, really. And that's been bugging me, especially since my last few posts have all been vent posts. In any case, I certainly hope people are seeing the posts. I don't really want to learn that i've been posting to empty air. Especially not when it's about such complicated things as my existential feelings regarding being on tumblr for four years (and slowly beginning to lose a hyperfixation). So my vent posts have been pretty heavy. I hope somebody sees them. Because if they don't, my paranoia means i'm probably just gonna keep reposting them until someone notices (and thereby validates my feelings). So yeah. I don't really know how to end this post now, but I guess i'm just gonna end it here for now. sigh...