How About Glass Doors?

1 more day until they reunite…

I hate canon Bruce Wayne hitting his kids so how does he discipline them WITHOUT abuse?

(where's that post about how anything can be a punishment if you frame it as one)

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Dick: *breaks the chandelier while swinging from it*

Bruce: *hands him a broom*

Dick: Yeah that's fair.

Bruce: Also you have to use the Batman plate at dinner.

Dick: Please no, I hate that plate.

Bruce: You should've thought about that before.

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Tim: *logs into the Batcomputer without permission*

Bruce: And what do you think you're doing?

Tim: I know I've been benched but I just need to—

Bruce: Sit.

Tim: *sits down*

Bruce: *puts on The Bee Movie*

Bruce: If you insist on being down here while injured, then you're gonna watch this in its entirety.

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Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: And you think that's an excuse?

Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: We're going for a drive and I'm picking the music.

Cass: *blinks*

Bruce: Maybe you'll take this as a lesson.

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Jason: *causes a crime scene*

Jason: Go ahead, punish me. I'll still be right.

Bruce: *takes out a marker*

Bruce: *draws a mustache on Jason's helmet*

Bruce: It'll wash off in three weeks.

Jason: WHAT?!

Bruce: Actions have consequences.

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Steph: *breaks protocol*

Bruce: Go change your cape in the car.

Steph: That's not fair!

Bruce: That's the rule.

Steph: *grumbles and puts on a cape that's a slightly different shade of purple from the rest of her suit*

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Duke: *sneaks in after curfew*

Bruce: *flicks the light on*

Bruce: Do you know what time it is?

Duke: I can explain—

Bruce: Yogurt. Now.

Duke: But I don't want yogurt.

Bruce: I don't care. Go eat a cup of yogurt and think about what you did.

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Damian: *drops his fork at dinner*

Damian: Fuck.

Bruce: *pulls out a straw*

Damian: You wouldn't.

Bruce: *takes a sip of Damian's drink*

Damian: I hate this family.

Dick, eating off the Bat-plate: You and me both.

Dark Ace is not happy.

(semi/) AQUATIC VILLAINS 🔛🔝

I CONSUME YOUR ART STYLE

DC Supervillains is the best Lego game I've ever played. I needed to draw my custom character.

Learning how to draw in the rescue bots style

It was such a pain getting nice pictures of my art cause my camera is ✨️dogshit✨️ but oh well ALSO sorry the formatting of this looks bad I have no idea how to fix it 😭

OCTOBER

I recommend learning how to bake cookies

you can roll it up into a log to freeze or just refrigerate

cut off a slice to use so it won’t defrost

Can add cocoa powder too to make it extra chocolatey

Does anybody recommend anything? Just in general. Thanks.

here is the fascinating thing about growing older: it always happens too fast

a blink, and you're 11. 13. 15. 16.

17.

Here's the thing.

At least you get a few years for it. You experience the time as it goes.

Jonathan Kent did not get such a reprieve.

It is over far too fast.

Puberty is hard. An experience. A transitioning, a rite of passage into something newer and terrifying.

Kyptonians aren't quite humans, you know?

Good thing Jon isn't quite either.

Walking is hard. His legs are too long for his body. (They're not. His body is too big for him now. Stretched and growing without him.)

He has to navigate through familiar rooms with unfamiliar dimensions- duck your head or you'll hit that doorway. Don't make that step or you'll stub your toe on that chair that used to be so much further away.

It doesn't hurt him, no.

Something stings.

(It's not his body.)

Some people are forced to grow up too fast.

This isn't quite his body anymore.

in the deal, she takes the heat from a power generator so it won't overheat.

Forgot to write that part. I sometimes think so hard I think I've said something, it's great if I don't want to tell someone something, also I didn't proof read the post first, but I like ranting and rambling, anyone else got any episodes they remember stronger than most others?

I forgot about transformers rescue bots until one day, I remembered the ghost sightings episode and specifically the scene where kade is by the cliff and meets the ghost lady. I wish there was a later follow-up episode that revealed that the ghost lady exists, and I want Graham to have a mental breakdown due to not understanding how she functions without food, and cody discovers that she's been causing blackouts because she takes the electricity, and it turns out she uses energy transference to eat via getting in the way of it, and they end up making a deal with her to visit her once a week to chat, and Graham tries to figure out how to recreate her powers so he can do electrical work easier, but Cody figures it out and Graham just had to deal with his younger brother being better at alien/supernatural tech than he is