hi, I’m your friendly neighbour hood spider-man -well spider-cat
The snames snart, I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and now I can’t swim, but I got a second set of arms for free!
Talk about a bargain!
ooc: this is my spidersona, Snart (or spider-Snart)
he’s part cat, part spider, so he doesn’t bother with the whole secret identity
his cells are strange and adapt relatively quickly, so he’s fine without the watch in most stable universes
If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again
here is the fascinating thing about growing older: it always happens too fast
a blink, and you're 11. 13. 15. 16.
17.
Here's the thing.
At least you get a few years for it. You experience the time as it goes.
Jonathan Kent did not get such a reprieve.
It is over far too fast.
Puberty is hard. An experience. A transitioning, a rite of passage into something newer and terrifying.
Kyptonians aren't quite humans, you know?
Good thing Jon isn't quite either.
Walking is hard. His legs are too long for his body. (They're not. His body is too big for him now. Stretched and growing without him.)
He has to navigate through familiar rooms with unfamiliar dimensions- duck your head or you'll hit that doorway. Don't make that step or you'll stub your toe on that chair that used to be so much further away.
It doesn't hurt him, no.
Something stings.
(It's not his body.)
Some people are forced to grow up too fast.
This isn't quite his body anymore.
Your icon is violently in love with you for 5 weeks how screwed are you
NOMNOMNOM FRIENDSHIP
ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.
I don't have anything funny to add :] early Merry Christmas / Happy Holidays 💙❄️
No way, dude, that’s obviously an ostrich
have you seen its legs?
Transformers characters getting earth animals wrong will always be peak comedy to me
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