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The truth about skipping grades

People think skipping grades is really cool and all but what they don't realize is that there are tons of relational problems that come with it. In your class, you constantly get excluded because you're younger than everyone and you can't relate, but when you try to be around people your own age you can never have deep discussions because then again, you can't relate, so you're just like a lonely sock and you have no friends.

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

I randomly cringe multiple times a day because my brain won't let me forget stupid things I did when I was 8.

When you screw up something small and your anxiety doesn't let you forget it all day

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when you cut someone off to see how long it takes for them to even notice you’re not in their life anymore but the days go by and they turn into weeks and you have to handle the realization that they probably never cared about you and you’ll never have friends that reach out to you first simply because you’re such an annoying useless boring fuckup :)

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