I Touch Snow

Guys, I feel drained

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One Hell of a Laugh!

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--Looks like Suction Cup Man's in hell! Can he survive Satan's wrath? Or will his annoying attitude get him demolished?--

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|Lee - Suction Cup Man -- Ler - Satan|

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"FUCK THE HIGHWAY!! YOU CAN'T KILL SUCTION CUP MAN!! LOOK AT ME G--"

Famous last words. Suction Cup Man got hit by a car, then got hit by another car, then was set on fire. Guy Business gulped and closed the window to his building.

Suction Cup Man fell through a red portal and onto the hard rocks below. He groaned and blinked, not being able to see properly. He shook his head and fluttered his eyes all the way open. His eyes widened as he saw fire, smoke, red rocks, and a wall behind him. He spun around, observing everything. He heard a low growl from behind him. He stiffened and slowly turned around. Satan himself... was standing right behind him.

"Greetings sinful o--"

"WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!--" Suction Cup Man raised his voice, his eyes darting around. He was more confused than scared. "Uh-... you're in hell--... tha... that's so obvious wha..." Satan mumbled to himself, pinching the bridge to his nose. He huffed and cleared his throat, straightening his posture.

"Greetings, sinful one! Welcome to your EnTERNAL damnation!"

"Oh, LORD!"

"For your MANY... many... misdeeds, you will suffer everlasting pain throughout a THOUSAND lives!"

"Oh GOD!"

"We shall begin with 100 years in the pit of FIRE!!"

"OH JESUS!!"

"O-Okay..., can you stop with all the... 'God Talk' we... we don't do that here." Satan muttered, crossing his arms, his intimidating manner disappearing quickly. "Well, excuuuuuuse me, beardo! It's not like I CHOSE to be here!" Suction Cup Man said, offended.

"ENOUGH!"

Suction Cup Man felt the ground shake under him as tiny rocks fell from the sky (and / or ceiling). "Woah, hey! Watch where you're screamin'!" SCM put his hands on his hips, annoyed.

"I--..." Satan sighed and inhaled.

"Bow before me, HEATHEN, and face your punishme--"

"HEY! What's that??" Suction Cup Man pointed upward. Satan raised an eyebrow and looked up to where Suction Cup Man was pointing. "That is the gateway from which the sinful arrive." Satan explained, looking down at Suction Cup Man. "It don't look like a gateway!" "But... but it is..." "It looks like portal! A red milk portal!" Suction Cup Man raised and shook his hands in the air with a smile on his face. "...I-... I'm sorry... red milk?.. Did... do you mean... Strawberry Milk?" Satan asked, genuinely confused. "Oh yeah! Strawberry Milk! Ye-Yeah, that!" Suction Cup Man, put his hands on his hips, proud of himself. "I thought Strawberry Milk was pink..." "Well you're clearly color blind!" "I- NUH UH!!" Satan huffed. "Yuh uh." "Nuh uh." "Yuh uh." "Nuh uh." "Yuh uh." "Nuh u--"

A person fell from the portal, screaming as he landed on his face in front of Suction Cup Man. SCM shrieked and jumped back. "...Well people have no manners these days..." Suction Cup Man grumbled, crossing his arms and looking away. "Hi, welcome to Hell. Enjoy your punishment." Satan said, waving his hand a little as the guy responded by running off and crying. Suction Cup Man took note from where the guy fell and looked up at the gateway. He thought for a moment before speaking "What happens if I go back through it?" "Go back through what?" "Y'know, the Strawberry Milk portal!" Suction Cup Man bounced a little, being impatient. "Oh... pff, hah! No one can return to the land of the living!" "Not EVEN if I go back through it?" Suction Cup Man asked, doing a shrugging motion with his arms. "We-Well... you can't do that." "Why not?" Satan stayed silent as he looked around before looking back down at the human. "...You're not supposed to..." "Well FUCK that!" "Excuse me--" "I can do what I want! I'm Suction Cup Man!" Suction Cup Man huffed, pulling out his suction cups, and climbing the wall that was behind him. "Wha-- HEY!!" Satan shot yellow (golden?) lasers from his eyes above Suction Cup Man's head. He screamed and fell down to the ground and on his ass. Satan growled and disintegrated the suction cups to dust. Suction Cup Man's mouth hung open in horror before looking at Satan. "The FUCK was that for?!" Suction Cup Man got up and dusted himself off, turning around to fully look at him. Satan growled lowly before speaking.

"YOU have no choice in this matter! You WILL face your punishments accordingly to PAY FOR YOur--..."

Satan was so lost in his words, that he didn't even notice until now that Suction Cup Man was climbing the wall AGAIN. "What are you doing?.." Satan asked, getting more pissed off by the second. "Got bored, FUCK you, I'm leaving!" Suction Cup Man said, climbing up the wall with his suction cups. "I-... get off that WALL!!" Satan screamed, getting extremely pissed off. "Make me, gaint ketchup bottle!" Suction Cup Man remarked back. Satan blinked and turned to his mirror as his reflection turned into an, indeed, giant ketchup bottle.

"*GASP* How DARE you speak to me in this manner! I am the Prince of DARKNESS! The harbinger of ALL that is EVIL!! You are in MY realm! You WILL bow to me or face the consequences!"

"...FUCK YOU! Look at me GO!!" Suction Cup Man ignored Satan's threats as he climbed further up the wall. Satan growled in annoyance. He was about to respond with violence again, but he stopped. He paused for a second before snapping out of his thoughts. If it worked in the living world... it'll work here. Suction Cup Man felt himself being levitated away from his suction cups. "WOAH, SHIT!!" He squirmed around in the energy that was lifting him up in the air. Then he felt himself falling onto the ground, face first. He groaned and got on his knees, looking up in pain. And literally almost jumped out of his skin when he saw Satan's face in front of his. "Fuck man, what the--" before Suction Cup Man could finish, he felt himself being scooped up into Satan's hand as now he was (sorta) eye-level with him. "...What the hell are you doing?" Suction Cup Man asked, scooting away a little. "Just a little... experiment..." Satan said calmly. "Huh?" Suction Cup Man mumbled in confusion. He saw Satan's claw lift his shirt up a little. "...H-Hey-- what are you..." he felt himself shake a little. "Just giving you one hell of a punishment..." then, he felt Satan's claw lightly circle around his belly button. Ah, shi--

"PFF-- BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! H-HEHEHEHEHEY!! WHAT THE FUHUHUHUHAHAHAHAHACK?! *hic* OOHOOHOHOHOHOH NOOHOHOHOHOHO! *snort*" Suction Cup Man tried to push Satan's hand off, but in this state, he couldn't do anything. "Awh, I guess you got even MORE ticklish after that weird old guy tickled you." When Satan brought up Guy Business into the story, one of Suction Cup Man's eyes shot open. "YOU-- YOU KNOHOHOHOW ABOUT THAHAHAHAT!? *squeal* AHAHAHA NOHOHOHOHO!!" Suction Cup Man kicked his legs a little. "Yup. I know plenty!" Satan said, smugly. Suction Cup Man just slammed his eyes shut so he didn't have to see that stupid smirk on Satan's face. "But, aren't you a grown man? Or are you a ticklish little boy inside a grown man's body?" "NOHOHOHO SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP! *snort*" "Such a snorter!" "F-FUHUHUCK YOU!! *hic*" he squirmed under Satan's claw. "Just stay stillllll~" "NEHEHEHEHEVER!!" Suction Cup Man refused. He shrieked when he felt the claw lightly tickle under his underarm. "EEK-- N-NOOHOHOHOHOHO!! OH, YOU AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHASS!! *hic*" he covered his face with his hands, kicking his legs more now. Satan lightly squished Suction Cup Man's belly. "*squeal* NOHOHOHO!! *snort* JEHEHEHEHESUS CHRIHIHIHIHIST!! AHAHAHAHAWH NOOOHOHOHOHO!!" "No? No, what? Dohon't squish your belly?~" Satan chuckled a little at Suction Cup Man's reaction. "DOHOHOHOHON'T CAHAHAHAHALL IT THAHAHAHAT!!" "Pff, what? Belly? You get embarrassed by the word belly? What about tickle? Tickle. Tickle. Tickle. Tickle... Tickle~" Satan teased, watching Suction Cup Man's face get even more red. "SHIHIHIHIHIT!! I HAHAHAHATE YOU!! JUST SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUHUP!!" "Y'know, you've HARDLY asked me to stop..." Satan pointed out, grinning. "...I think you may like this~" "I DOHOHOHOHON'T!! I DON'T AT AHAHAHAHAHALL!! YOU'RE SO MEEHEHEHEHEHEAN!!" "That's kinda the point, pal." Satan lightly traced his claw up and down SCM's ribs. "*snort* NOHOHO!! P-PLEHEHEHEHEASE!! OHOHON ALL THAT IS F-FUCKING H-HOOOHOHOHOHOHOLY STAAAHAHAHAHAHAP!! *hic*" "HOLY?! Aw, we talked about this heaven/God Talk, BUD!!" Satan inhaled deeply and blew a small yet big raspberry on Suction Cup Man's stomach. And he fuckin' SCREEEAMED. "AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!! NOHOHOHO-- W-WAHAHAHAHAIT!! I'M SORRY!! I'M SOHOHOHOHOHORRY!!" Suction Cup Man felt tears starting to fall down his cheeks slightly. "I think you took this well enough." Satan said, stopping and putting Suction Cup Man back on his suction cups.

Suction Cup Man panted and huffed, holding onto his suction cups for dear LIFE. "You... ehevil... mother... hehe-- f-fuhucker..." He shook his body a little to get the ghost tickles off. "That's why I'm the Prince of Darkness!" Satan said proudly, putting his hands on his hips with a grin. "Yeah, yeah... oh! Also! I wrote cha a song!" Suction Cup Man announced, looking over at Devil with a big smile. "...You did?" "Yep! And it goes a little somethin' like this..." He pulled out his guitar and played it once, inhaled, and...

"Go eat a dick! That's right, go eat a dick! Go eat a dick, dick, dick! Go eat a big ol' dick! Go eat a dick!" Suction Cup Man sang, playing his guitar and climbing all the way up, dodging every powerful gust of yellow/golden power ball shot at him. "*Harmonica Noises*" Suction Cup Man jumped into the portal and escaped Hell.

"...You eat a dick, you..." Satan grumbled as he stormed away from that spot, pouting.

"I TRIED to warn him he was drifting towards the highway--" Guy Business explained to the cops. "--but he passed it off by saying something like... "Fuck The Highway, You Can't Kill Suction Cup Man." Guy Business said, shrugging. The people in the back looked concerned as they saw the white sheet move, and saw Suction Cup Man pop out from under. "And also, "Look At Me Go!" at the end there!" Suction Cup Man added, smiling. "Right, he also said "Look At Me g-..." Guy Business's voice trailed off as his eyes widened. "SHIT!!"

Suction Cup Man sat up and walked over to the three. "Officer, arrest this man for attempted murder!" Suction Cup Man said, pointing at Guy Business before putting his hands on his hips. "We know who you are... and we're not doing that." Paul Ease, statted, raising an eyebrow. "Fair enough. Same time next week, business dummy?" Suction Cup Man asked with a smile on his face. "Go to hell." Guy Business responded, coldly. "Trust me, never going there again..." "Wha--" before Guy Business could answer, he shrieked when Suction Cup Man poked his stomach and ran off, jumping off the bridge, gliding through the air with another parachute.

❤️End🤍

I HOPE YOUR HAVING A GOOD DAY!

AWWWWW

U JUST MADE ME DAYYY🫶

My cat was licking my hand and it honestly kinda tickled--

Val and Vox Tickle Fight~

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Part 1 - Lee!Vox x Ler!Val

"Hey Val?" Vox walked over to Valentino, sitting down beside him

"What Vox?" Val hissed a little, upset

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing, Vox."

"Seriously? You could've come up with something better than 'nothing'." Vox sighed, looking up at his boyfriend. Vox wrapped his arm around Valentinos waist, pulling him in close.

"What'd you do?"

"I didn't do anything! It was that-- WHORE!!"

"Which one now?"

"That fucking Angel Dust!!"

"Did he quit?"

"Worse... he MOVED!!!" Val threw a glass at the window, shattering the glass. Vox just raised an eyebrow.

"Seriously?"

"What?"

"You're pissy because Angel moved?"

"Yes>:("

"How bad can it be, Val?"

"IT'S AWFUL! HE MOVED TO THE OTHER PART OF TOWNNNNAA!!" Val whined, making Vox snicker.

"You're such a baby."

"...You take that back."

"Make me."

"Bet." Val smirked, and with all of his four arms/hands, tickled the living HELL out of his boyfriend. One hand squeezed his thigh, another scratched gently on his stomach, and the other two targeted Vox's underarms.

"PFFFT-- BWAHAHAHAHA!! V-VAHAHAHAHAL!! VAHAHAHAL NOHOHOHOHO!!"

"No? No what, Voxy?~" Teased Val, going a bit faster

"NOHOHOHOHO TIHIHIHIHICKLES! AH-- GAHAHAHAHAD!! FUHUHUHUHUHUCKING NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Vox covered his face with his hands, blushing furiously. He kicked his legs but made sure not to whack Val in the stomach

"Tickle Tickle Voxxxxx~ You brought this upon yourself~"

"SHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP YOU PRIHIHIHICK!!"

"Now that wasn't very nice~" Val chuckled, now leaning in and giving Vox tickly kisses on his neck

"FUHUHUHUCK!! VAHAHAHAL PLEHEHEHEASE!!" Vox curled up a bit, making Val giggle.

"Do you take it back?~"

"YEHEHEHEHES!! YES, I TAHAHAHAHAKE IT BAHAHAHAHAHAAAA-- NOHOHOHOHOHOHO WAHAHAHAHAHAIT!!" Val moved his lower two hands under Vox's Thighs and SQUEEEEEZED em.

"No? You don't take it back?~ Hmm~ What a shame~"

"NOHOHOHOHO MOHOHOHORE!! I-- I CÆNȚ TĄƘƏ IHIHIHIHHIHIHIT!!" Once Vox started glitching, Val ceased his attack

"Oh, fine~" He chuckled and got off of Vox, now sitting beside him.

"Ehehehevil..." Voz giggled, making Valentino chuckle

"Yeah, yeah." Val smirked and put Val on his lap, now wanting cuddles.

"Ihihi'm sooooo getting you bahack-- hehe..."

Val ignored Vox. Vox curled into a ball, leaning into his boyfriends touch, slowly closing his eyes as Val did the same

!To Be... ~Continued~!

Yes. I know. :)

I promise you... I'm working on it.

Proof is here

Um...

N-Nothin'...☹️😖

AHALI😭

@ali-the-weirdo / @ali-the-weirdo-reblogs

!!ATTENTION!!

My breaks will be on Monday-Friday. I'll be posting fics on Saturday-Sunday. This'll be easier for me. Thank you.

NOOOO!!!!

EATS YOUR HAIR SO YOUR BALD!

MY FUCKING HAIR--

Listen Here!

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--Duncan wasn't listening at all. Courtney was getting pissed off and tried to think of something to get him to listen. Her idea was PERFECT...--

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|Ler: Courtney||Lee: Duncan|

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"Ugh!! Duncannn!!! LISTEN TO ME!! Chef saidd--" Courtney's complaining got cut off. "Calm down, princess. Chef's never gonna know! So what if I get timeout? It's fun throwing paint balls at people!" Duncan put his pacifier in his mouth and rolled his eyes. Courtney put her hands on her hips and huffed. "But Duncan!! It's against the rules!!" "So what??" "So what?! SO WHAT?! Rules matter! Rules are rules!" Courtney scoffed and growled. Duncan crossed his arms and kept his pacifier in his mouth. "I-- Gimme that!" Courtney took his pacifier out of his mouth. Duncan's eyes widened. "Hey!! Courtney! Give me back my pacifier!!" Duncan whined. "Not until you agree!!" Courtney spat out. Duncan sniffed, then yelled...

"CHEF!!!!!!!!!!"

Chef bardged in and looked around. "What?! What's happening?!" "Courtney won't give my pacifier back!" Duncan pointed a finger at her. Courtney looked at Chef in fear and then at Duncan in anger. "Well, only because you won't listen! You already threw one at Cody! IN THE FACE!!" "He's fine!!" Duncan and Courtney argued until Chef separated them. "Now, now, kids. Courtney, give back his pacifier." Courtney looked up at Chef with wide eyes. "B-But!!" Chef interrupted her. "No buts. Give it back." Demanded Chef. Courtney mumbled and stuttered before sighing in defeat. "Fine... here's your pacifier, Duncan.." Courtney gave Duncan his pacifier back as Duncan gladly took it. "Good. And Duncan, go apologize to Cody." "And why should I?" Duncan argued and crossed his arms. "Duncan..." Chef glared at him. Duncan groaned. "Fine!" Duncan 'gave in'. Chef nodded. "Good. Now I have to get back to work." Chef walked back in his office, leaving Courtney and Duncan alone.

. . .

"I'm not apologizing." "Well why not?!" "I don't have a reason too!" Duncan huffed. Courtney was boiling with anger as she went to grab the pacifier again. But she stopped herself. She thought for a moment. A light bulb went off, and an evil smirk appeared on her face. Before Duncan could react, she grabbed his wrist and dragged him into the Lego castle. Duncan struggled before getting thrown onto his ass. "Ow!! Hey!! What's the big idea?!" Duncan clenched his fist and looked up at Courtney. "If you won't apologize, I'll make you." Courtney said confidently, putting her hands on her hips. "Oh yeah? How?" Duncan smirked and crossed his arms. Courtney's smirk faded as she got her face closer to his. "Apologize." Her voice was threatening.

"No."

Courtney sprung into action. She pinned Duncan's hands behind his head. Duncan's eyes widened and struggled under her. "Hey, let me--" He looked at Courtney's hand/arm rise up and wiggled her fingers. "...What are you doing?..." Courtney chuckled and then...

"AAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHA!! COHOHOHOHOURTNEHEHEHEHEY!! NOHOHOHOHOHO!!" Duncan SCREAMED once Courtney dug her fingers into his armpits. "No, what? I'm not doing anything!" Courtney teased. She had her evil, very evil smirk on. "Wow, Duncan! I never knew how adorable your laugh was!! Luckily, your parents exposed your tiny secret with that song!~"

(Ik Courtney wasn't REALLY in that episode, but she was in Duncan's bubble fear)

"THAHAHAHAT WAAHAHAHAHAS A LONG TIHIHIHIME AGOHOHOHOHOHO!! *squeal* AHAHAHAHAHA!! NAHAHAHAT THEHEHEHERE!! *Squeak and Squeal*" Duncan kicked his legs a little. Courtney chuckled and scribbled her fingers all over his stomach. "Are you gonna apologize?" Courtney asked in a teasy tone. "OVER MYHYHY DEAD BOHODY!! HEHEHEHEHEHE!!" Duncan refused to apologize as he kept his wriggling. Courtney shook her head. "Wrong Answer!" Courtney kept her tickle torture intact as he kept refusing. "C-COHOHOHOHOURTNEY!! STAHAHAHAHAHAHAP IHIHIHIT!!" "Jeez! You're ticklish everywhere~" "NOHOHOHOHOHO, TEHEHEHEHEHEASING!!!" Dundan was practically screaming at this point. But Courtney was right. He was ticklish almost everywhere.

The more Duncan kept refusing

The more Courtney continued.

"*Squeal* PLEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEASE!!!" Duncan had tears in the corner in his eyes at this point. "Apologize, Duncan!!" Courtney said in a demanding tone. Duncan finally broke. "FIHIHIHINE!! JUHUHUHUST LET ME GOHOHOHOHOHO!! *Shreik*" Courtney smiled and got off of him, stopping the tickling. "That's better! Now I wanna see you do it." Courtney smirked and got up. Duncan panted and huffed. He eventually calmed down and wiped away his tears. "F-Fine..." Duncan got up and picked up his pacifier. He dusted it off and walked past Courtney and out of the castle. Courtney followed behind him.

He walked up to Cody and taped his shoulder. Cody spun around and looked at Duncan. "Uh... so, like... I'm--..." Duncan stuttered and then looked at Courtney. "Go on." She said sternly. Duncan sighed. "I'm... sorry for throwing a paintball at you..." He said in defeat. Cody's eyes filled with stars and sparkles. He squealed and hugged Duncan. "You're forgiven!!" Cody said happily. Duncan gasped for air as he struggled with words. "Y-You're crushing my sp-spiiiineeee!!" Courtney looked at the two boys and smiled.

[End!!<3]