I Have No Clue What You Are Talking About So I’m Just Going To Add Sausage

How the fuck do you argue against someone who’s counter to everything you say is “nuh uh your actually stupid and evil”???

Like. Bruh. I’m trying to NOT be those things, can’t we agree on that at least????

Reminder: drink water and collect rocks

Are you mentally okay

I ask myself that every day at 3am.

I forgot that carrots existed so my brain went:

“Ah yes, banana orange”

SEX REAL???!!!

IS THERE A GLOINK KING?????? IS THERE A KINGDOMS OF GLOINKS? Or is there just the gloink Queen!? DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD TASTE LIKE NERDS CANDY ROPES AND LEATHER? I THINK SO….

The Gloink King looks like a normal gloink and dies immediately after mating.

I love you dead punctuation marks.

I will never forgive the internet for what they’ve done to the word “Goon”

In my heart, it will always be the stupid but loyal henchmen of supervillains rather then whatever the fuck it is now

wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

I feel nothing but utter disdain

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(does nothing)

(Feels like shit for doing nothing)

(Have a desire to do something creative)

(Starts to get excited about thinking of doing something creative)

(Get distracted)

(Continues to do nothing)