Stop Drinking You Orange

*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund

That’s sweet and all but WHERE DID YOU HIDE THE BODIES?!?!

What is Bubble's pronoun(s)

My friend and I guess that bubble simply ate all of them

special/boy

Okay, I've been trying to keep things under wraps- at least until I got to finish a handful of commissions, but the family business hasn't been doing the greatest lately.

In fact, we're very much on the reds right about now because of it, our funds are so low we're not gonna make it past the next day if I don't take comms immediately.

So I'm opening some slots again for the freeform full-body painted ones like these, they're available for 100$. Furry, simple robot designs, humans; I'll do 'em, so long as it's not hateful/offensive/too complex.

Please help. I am genuinely nervous about our situation.

I fucking

TUMBLR FUCK O F F !!!

It has become increasingly obvious…

I can deny it no longer…

I am small

Daughter and Father bonding

If you live in the USA and you're pleading for donations to pay your rent, bills, or get food then dial 211! Please dial 211 before the last minute!

It's a toll free service with people who will help you find programs in your community to pay those bills, find food, and find housing! They will give you numbers to call so you can get help.

It is not 100% foolproof. Their job is to direct you to a program they believe will help your current issue, but it's still a step up from praying random strangers online will give you enough cash before a deadline! The added benefit of these community programs, which get funded by the local government most of the time, is if there are more people using them then they can get more money to help more people.

You're not taking resources from other people if you use your community services. Your taxes pay for them. Use them.

Dial 211 first to see if they can help, and if for some reason they can't, then make your donation posts!

https://www.211.org/

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

* body language masterlist

* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said

* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

* some more body language help

(hope this helps some ppl)

My favourite part about the people of Tumblr is when they start roleplaying specific actions in ** asterisks as a form of self expression, it’s really cool and I don’t usually see it much outside of Tumblr which is a shame.

The closest thing I can compare it too is going into the middle of the forest and watching birds perform mating dances to attract a mate’s attention. Not that I’m implying that Tumblr users do the same thing for the same reason… mostly. Just an observation I made :)

oh god amanda i love you but SO MUCH BUNNYDOLL ON MY DASH NOW. WE'LL HAVE TO HAVE A FIGHT ABOUT THIS!!!!!

AHHHHHHHH NOOOOO IM SO SORRY THERE'S JUST SO MUCH KILLER ART HERE THERE'S ROOM FOR ALL THE SHIPS BUt also...why fight when they've all got two hands marissa 👉😎👉