I would like to apologise to all the people who I accidentally follow then promptly unfollow.
I’m very sorry, but hands are made of stupid
So Caine is also capable of going through the horrors, that’s uh…
Hm
So let me get this straight. I can just post the most dim-witted, brain rotting, cell killing, mind numbing, aneurysm inducing, sloppy shit eating, glue sniffing, rock chewing, ear drilling, face scratching, eyeball gouging, pure visual acid of a post, and not only would it NOT get me crucified, but there is a chance that people will LIKE ME???
WHAT THE FUCK???
* body language masterlist
* a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does
* a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes
* 550 words to say instead of fuckin said
* 638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again
* some more body language help
(hope this helps some ppl)
*walks out of the restaurant kitchen with a plate in hand* Hey guys uhh bad news your food miiiight be a bit overcooked because some one accidentally had forgotten to turn off the oven while h-they were in the bathroom. So I apologise for the- ahuh? Oh uh yes you still do have to pay for the bill- uh. no you don’t get a refund
Hmm. Have you been eating waffle cones perchance?
huh. my entire apartment building smells like waffle cones
Reminder: drink water and collect rocks
Are you mentally okay
I ask myself that every day at 3am.
I'm honestly all out of options, I don't know any crowdfunding sites that would allow me to set one up because I don't even have my own bank account or a valid ID and I just use my mom's instead, so all I can do is drop the paypal I've been using, https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/especterofficial
If anyone would be kind enough to donate even just a dollar, it would be very appreciated.
I hate to be an annoying shill, but it's really really hard to not be when we're facing a very dire situation in need, and my PC is down and I cannot do commissions.
Age: 22 — I follow whatever hyper fixation I have for the month, which is how I got Tumblr
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