Really Tho. Just Sitting On Your F/o. Draping Your Legs Over Their Lap. Sitting On Their Lap. Sitting

twas homo indeed thy socks hath no power in such an extreme situation

you work at the mafia do you not get like a decent pay …. doing allat for a twenty is crazy ……………..

so you liked it. fa gayass

does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………

— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )

[POST]

i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..

but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!

and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED

there's a word for people like them

for those of us who have an f/o with trauma;

just know that they're so grateful for you. they don't know where they would be in their healing journey without you. you've done more for them than you could ever know. the way you help them through their emotions and bad days, the way you accommodate their needs to make them comfortable when something is upsetting them. they're so lucky to have someone like you in their lives

Its one of Jade’s favourite dreams

transmasc chuuya real

transmasc chuuya my beloved 🥰

headcanon atsushi’s ability the tiger does not know what to do when it likes someone

like in general atsushi is bad with knowing what to do with the ppl he likes and showing affection – like he tries to mimic others but he himself is still working on something that feels natural if that makes sense

but the tiger

the tiger is far worse becuz the only positive thing it can associate with positive emotions is food so every time it gets closer to the full moon the tiger starts whispering in the back of his mind that he should eat dazai and kunikida

then kyouka and junichiro

and ranpo and yosano and fukuzawa and kenji and naomi and haruno

at first atsushi panics (naturally) worries he’s a cannibal, thinks the tiger hates the agency, panics more, especially after dead apple when he and the tiger gained an understanding of each other and he realized that the tiger was protecting him so he’s like why r u trying to kill the agency members

but gradually he realizes that actually the tiger just doesn’t know how to deal with positive emotions and yeah

anyway:

atsushi: dazai-san is so nice to me :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: we should eat him

atsushi: NO????

//

kunikida, patting atsushi’s head: good job on ur report atsushi

the tiger: use his arm against him and eat him

kunikida: atsushi u look weird are u feeling unwell

atsushi: hahaha dont worry about no weird thoughts here hahahaha

//

atsushi, literally just working:

the tiger: the small candy one eats a lot of sugar. he would taste sweet. Eat him.

atsushi: NO??????????????

ranpo, looking up: i’ve actually always wondered what i would taste like-

//

and so on

is this incredibly dumb? yes but is it also funny, yes

atsushi realizes he likes akutagawa because at some point when he spots him the tiger immediately starts wondering what he’d taste like

atsushi, sees akutagawa: oh there’s that basta-

the tiger: i bet he’d taste really nice

atsushi:

atsushi: oh 

atsushi: oh no

//

akutagawa: how did you figure out you liked me?

atsushi: i couldn’t stop thinking about what you’d taste like

akutagawa, blushing: oh-

atsushi: yeah it was insane how much the tiger wanted to kill and eat u

akutagawa, slightly confused and horrified: oh-

//

eventually as atsushi learns to deal with his feelings so does the tiger but unfortunately it’s still an animal so its more like

atsushi: dazai’s so nice :)

the tiger: yeah :)

the tiger: lets hunt a deer for him 

atsushi: no??????????????

//

kunikida, petting atsushi’s hair: good job on the job atsushi

atsushi, not thinking about what he’s saying: kunikida i like u so much should i kill a bear for u?

kunikida, slightly confused, slightly flattered: uhh no???????

//

atsushi, at the store: lemme just get something for kyouka-

the tiger: we shall hunt until we find something suitabl-

atsushi: no.

//

atsushi: im sorry i transformed last night, snuck out of ur place, hunted down a goose, broke back in, left it in the living room table, and then climbed on top of u, still a tiger, and then fell asleep and only transformed back now, after u had to use rashomon to get tiger me off u 

akutagawa, dead tired: yeah i don’t know what the appropriate response is but ur cleaning the bloo-

akutagawa: wait wtf do u mean theres a dead goose in the living room

atsushi: do u not like goose :(

akutagawa: that is NOT the issue here

//

yeah

Pathetic

[SCENE]

“ You always hear crazy stories of people on shrooms…

Y’know, their entire worldview shifting. ”

“ …I guess it was a myth.

I feel normal. ”

@bloop-is-always-watching

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