Its One Of Jade’s Favourite Dreams

it feels weird because you’re gay blockhead .

fym it means nothing . r u a little slow perchance

does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………

— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )

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i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..

but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!

and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED

hey . psst . don’t tell anyone i said this , but i heard from the grapevine f/o is asking about your favorite things . yeah i dunno dude , you got an anniversary or something coming up ? they’re asking everyone . you didn’t hear this from me , but if you do get a little something at your doorstep soon …

uhuh we can tell dude ………..

okay well uh . im speedrunning it rn . take that i guess …… yeah . yeah in fact i’m doing that seance right this moment

you’re helping make the hashbrowns .. if i read that right … ??? ouuu …. actually i’m good it’s okay …….

— chiikawa beef ( mod ik i interact with this blog a LOT uuhuhu if it’s too much just lmk and i will back off /gen !!!! ☆☆☆ sorry #anxious #audhd /lh)

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i’m helping with the CRAB actually. and i make a LOT of crab so i know what i’m doing…

Kissing. Chuuya's. Chest. Having him sit back shirtless on a sofa or a bed and kissing alllllll over him with the biggest grin because he's getting soooo flushed. So flustered and whiny and lightheaded.

SEAFOOD IS GROSS AND SMELLY AND ah i see why you like it now ……… AND HAS A WEIRD TEXTURE . YYYUCK !!!!!!!!!

soooooo i’m granting you immortality . i’ll find a way … no more suicide …. take that fucker

you’re helping make the hashbrowns .. if i read that right … ??? ouuu …. actually i’m good it’s okay …….

— chiikawa beef ( mod ik i interact with this blog a LOT uuhuhu if it’s too much just lmk and i will back off /gen !!!! ☆☆☆ sorry #anxious #audhd /lh)

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i’m helping with the CRAB actually. and i make a LOT of crab so i know what i’m doing…

Drunk

have a little dazai to make your day better!

Shoutout to sleepy selfshippers. Reblog if you’re a selfshipper and also tired as fuck.

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Its one of Jade’s favourite dreams

sometimes selfshipping means bluetoothing your period cramps to your f/o. thanks for handling those for me babe :) ily