Girls That Fucking Haaaaaaaaaaate Each Other (they Really Don't)

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needing everybody to hear me out on them.

you are sleeping, spooning losely with your f/o, and they wake up first and pepper lazy kisses on your skin wherever they can reach, just because they can

I have something inappropriate to say

YOU LIVE IN A SHIPPING CONTAINER ????? YES THE FUCK YOU ARE ???????????? pee yew , i smell you through the screen !!!!

hosting a seance neow . hiring you a guardian angel .

you’re helping make the hashbrowns .. if i read that right … ??? ouuu …. actually i’m good it’s okay …….

— chiikawa beef ( mod ik i interact with this blog a LOT uuhuhu if it’s too much just lmk and i will back off /gen !!!! ☆☆☆ sorry #anxious #audhd /lh)

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i’m helping with the CRAB actually. and i make a LOT of crab so i know what i’m doing…

Drunk

uhuh . keep telling yourself that don’t worry we all believe you …… and how do we know you didn’t just do it for practice for someone …..

you need to stop accepting those pets man ……… i get it though i guess . ( i personally own two … non-cat…. creatures .. ) but still aren’t you like important

does the horrid sorry genuine typo glorious demon prodigy have a favorite anon………

— guess ( might be obvious ) ( I ACTUALLY ACCIDENTALLY PUT HORRID LMFAO ) ( fuckjign idk if i should clarify all slash lh slash nf2a idk. yeah scurries off )

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i have no favourites because i’m waiting for dream girl anon to come by and sweep me off my feet…..

but i’d have to say gun anon i think!!!!

and i am not horrid. I’M OFFENDED

Its one of Jade’s favourite dreams

really tho. just sitting on your f/o. draping your legs over their lap. sitting on their lap. sitting on their stomach when you're trying to wake them up in the morning. sitting on their legs when you're play fighting to pin them down. just . being close to f/o ...