Arthur Lester My Beloved 💛

i love how Gandalf invested in Hobbits in year one and has been pushing them ever since. Thorin, i hear you need help with a breaking and entering. Can I recommend one of these little cunts? Silent as fuck, trust me. Elrond my dude i know you're skeptical but these four chucklefucks just transported a weapon of mass destruction all the way here. Theoden, you've gotta get yourself a hobbit man, I've got a spare one here. Denathor you big prick, take a hobbit - literally this is the bottom of the range but listen to him sing. Beautiful little bastard.

Romeo and Juliet wish they had what John and Arthur have

peter jacksons the halls of the minas tirith but it's kim kardashians weird all white house

Norris and Chester pitch a new logo to their human boss

Once I’ve finished pondering my orb I begin orbiting my pond

Arthur’s Hard-Knock Life

Anyway go listen to Malevolent, it has lots more Arthur Pain Noises to offer

This was worth dying for.