My Ex Took My Orb When We Broke Up. She Never Even Scried With It, So I Think She’s Just Using It To

autism be damned my boy can work a cauldron

when are they gonna make meowing for women

“Having sex is what makes us human!” Ohohoho buddy wait until you find out about literally every other animal species

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”

wait does like sprite or coke or like beer I guess boil? cause I feel like if they do then we’re been missing something with like cooking spragetti

Just thinking about how Jason is loved by Camp Jupiter, Percy is loved by Camp Half-blood, and Nico is loved by troglodytes and a Titan.

I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

slay my name.

me and you are beast fiends for ever ^_^ *lunges for your throat*

people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.