“we Should Breed And Ask Our Offspring What They Think” Has Quickly Become My Favorite Way To Respond

fired for killing customers again

“Oh what a funny/relatable/interesting and innocuous post, let me just reblog-“

I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.

:)

he has been so very normal <33

fuck me this girl could never be a responsible adult that does shopping and not almost have a panic attack and make eye contact with others and not pretend to check an imaginary shopping list on her phone in an attenpt to hide the fact that making eye contact or conversing with a general member of the public feels like being spun round a bunch of times and told to find where north is while someone plays the trumbone directly in your face

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

double trouble!

+ individuals

part of the aroace experience is seeing other people have their lives completely wrecked over sex and romantic love and being like lol y'all are wild couldn't be me though. and then you go and completely wreck your own life instead

​a real ‘post’ morten if you will