This Happens To Me Every Day I Dont Know How To Make It Stop

Some kids in my math class were talking abt crushes and shit and I asked them yknow, what’s the feeling, what’s it like. And they described it as “weird” and “stressful” like??? Why put yourself through that that doesn’t sound fun

I refuse to seek out Ryan Reynolds' Tumblr account. If it has any value it will find it's way into my dash naturally. This is how the Tumblr ecosystem is meant to work.

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

FUCK YEAH FUCK YEAH LETS GOOOOO

I really think that we need to be at peace with the idea of people posting online for attention. Literally every free piece of media from shitposts to art is being made for the very human need for attention and that's healthy and okay. It's not harmful behaviour to make funnyman shitposts for attention. I love my useless internet clout points actually

guys the gougar let the horse of of the plinko

Romance is best enjoyed in thin wood form bc I’m too lazy to get out of my bed

martin scorsese not only acknowledging the bit but also playing along with it is the most satisfying ending this whole Goncharov madness could have gotten. im gonna remember these last few days of blogging with a lot of fondness

This might be my favorite submission so far

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”