Falling Over And Girls Spill Out Of My Pockets

Mario 64 I am falling off so many things why is this plumber man so hard to control

In Star Wars space travel feels extremely old but in Star Trek it still feels new.

In Star Wars basic space travel is boats and in Star Trek it’s airplanes I guess is what I’m saying.

Nico is an antique ring collector. He has them all in a small velvet box. He only wears them in special occasions.

how come people only like ur things instead of reblogging

theyre sick fucks. we should kill them

me and you are beast fiends for ever ^_^ *lunges for your throat*

One of my favorite responses in my Social Interaction Toolkit is:

"Why do you ask?"

Allistic people tend to ask one question when they actually mean something quite different (this is one of many ways in which allistic people are strange and exotic). So when I don't want to hazard guessing, my default response is to cheerfully respond to ambiguous questions with "Why do you ask?"

Usually if I do it casually, people don't notice I didn't answer the original question, and instead move on to their Actual Question. (Also works if you just prefer to give noncommittal answers.) Very very basic example but:

Person: "Are you busy/what are you doing this weekend?"

You (too tired to guess-and-then-calculate-an-emotional-slash-external-response based on if this is a prelude to a social invitation, an acquaintance asking for a favor, a coworker asking to trade shifts, boss wanting you to work overtime, etc): *vague but friendly smile* Why do you ask?

Person: Well I wanted to know if....

Very useful shortcut/cheatcode

We need to keep making 9/11 jokes until some corporation tries to jump in on the meme and gets promptly executed by the public

every show about teenagers should have an on site consultant aged 14-18 who looks over the script and says we would not fucking say that

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

reblog this if you could voice mario better than chris pratt