HELLO WTF FIRST THE SHOW THEN THE NICO BOOK AND NOW THIS?!? WERE BEING SPOILED OMG

just found a file with all of my yr5-7 poetry and I’m starting to wonder why I didn’t read lose I was aroace sooner cause only one of them is about love which I only wrote bc I was told I had to

and even it’s just barely qualifies as a love poem, as in the word ‘love’ could just be replaced with ‘friendship’ and it’d make just as much sense

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

the aro urge to call ppl "my love" or "my beloved" or "the love of my life" but in a very uniquely aro way

I hate executive dysfunction

No cause Percy is like aggressively American, but I refuse to believe that Will doesn’t have at least a faint Australian accent

do british pjo fans give the characters accents?? percy’s comebacks r abt to sound like “oi that’s bloody mingin awright”

ahhh !! im too sleepy. hit "LIKE" to tuck me in. hit "REBLOG" to unleash night terrors upon me !

Why is this heat so hot 😩

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

45 for what power I don’t want my horse cold in the middle

horses go in the microwave 45 seconds