New Twitter Migrants Users Be Like Gougar Outside The Tent

why not?

is anyone else scared

Winston’s not a gorrilla tho hes like an ape or something

you cant drink a water pokemons water thats just not righr

I love seeing like proper educational YouTube channels read out like patrons because most of them are actual names cause it’s an educational channel but then you just get like fucken AppleSnappz432 in there just sandwiched between two actual people and it’s like the internet just reminding me that it has no sane corner for which to take refuge

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

10 year old me was like when wings sprout from my spine then you’ll see.. you’ll all see…

It’s insane how many organs will just Make Rocks if left up to their own devices. Kidneys. Gall bladder. Pancreas. Tonsils, what’s that about???

martin scorsese not only acknowledging the bit but also playing along with it is the most satisfying ending this whole Goncharov madness could have gotten. im gonna remember these last few days of blogging with a lot of fondness

I’ll never understand sailing, like you just get into a boat that doesn’t actually serve a purpose other than to not sink with people who you probably don’t know and don’t like in windy and therefore cold weather, and if that weather gets too windy or too calm then you’re fucked. And all this time a massive fuck-you pole is swinging about above your head which if you don’t duck will knock you out of the boat and give you a concussion