Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."
One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.
why not?
is anyone else scared
how come people only like ur things instead of reblogging
theyre sick fucks. we should kill them
I just think that it’d be pretty neat if snakes had like the tooth fairy but for their shed and they got like a really small mouse or a bit of meat inside their shed that their parent sneakily stashed in there while they weren’t looking and then they find it and get all excited, I just think that’s be neat and like cute and stuff so yeah
new twitter migrants users be like gougar outside the tent
Like to charge RB to cast
people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.
"Cartoons are for little kids, adults shouldn't--"
BITCH WHO DO YOU THINK MADE THE GODDAMN CARTOON
The amount of people who says "I'm not gay, but..." or "No homo" is proof enough that society needs to know the difference between sexual attraction, romantic attraction, aesthetic attraction and a simple compliment.
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Cinder | They/Them | Demisexual and demiromantic | Personal blog so don’t expect any form of consistency
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