Your Grandma Laughs At My Jokes And Says That Handsome Young Man Is So Much Better Than My Worthless

Fun history facts: One of the 31 people arrested at Stonewall on June 28th 1969 was American folk singer Dave Van Ronk, who was not at the Stonewall Inn at the time and was cis & straight as far as I'm aware. He'd been eating dinner at a nearby restaurant when he noticed a riot happening, said "Well I suppose I should go see what the fuss is about," stepped outside, and immediately started throwing bricks at the cops.

You give a knight a phone with the tumblr app installed and he makes an account and immediately follows the urls king.tumblr.com and queen.tumblr.com and then he accidentally drops the phone in a muddy creek

ahhh !! im too sleepy. hit "LIKE" to tuck me in. hit "REBLOG" to unleash night terrors upon me !

i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

I think it’s funny how celebrities moving from Twitter to Tumblr gain nothing here.

Like, settle in to be just some guy. No one cares. You are just as much tumblrina as the rest of us now.

Yeah, you might be famous, but you’re not tumblr famous. Yeah, you won an Oscar but you’ll never be as beloved as Blorbo from my shows. We will never freak out about you answering our ask as we will freak out over our ship still not being canon. We care more about hot takes than follower counts here. We are so unmarketable, there is no good PR on our hellsite /aff.

We only wanna see cool shoelaces that’s it.

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martin scorsese not only acknowledging the bit but also playing along with it is the most satisfying ending this whole Goncharov madness could have gotten. im gonna remember these last few days of blogging with a lot of fondness

(for the purposes of this poll, order of pronouns doesn't indicate preference)

Yes there are 64 genders and every time this is reblogged we add 3 more to piss off the transphobes

it's time to validate will's trauma. he has it too. he was a 12 year old boy who lost both of his brothers and was thrust into a leadership role during two wars, and y'all still act like he's the perfect sunshine boy who's constantly happy go lucky