A Lot Of Nico Stans Are Like “omg Nico Di Angelo My Baby Boy, My Son, My Darling, My Little Gay Emo.”

the aro urge to call ppl "my love" or "my beloved" or "the love of my life" but in a very uniquely aro way

fuck me this girl could never be a responsible adult that does shopping and not almost have a panic attack and make eye contact with others and not pretend to check an imaginary shopping list on her phone in an attenpt to hide the fact that making eye contact or conversing with a general member of the public feels like being spun round a bunch of times and told to find where north is while someone plays the trumbone directly in your face

this happens to me every day i dont know how to make it stop

i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

“Larry is bad at catching mice so he’s bad at his job”

You FOOLS

His official duties according to www.gov.uk, the official website of the UK government, are “greeting guests to the house, inspecting security defences and testing antique furniture for napping quality” and “contemplating a solution to the mouse occupancy of the house” which he says “is still ‘in tactical planning stage’.”

He’s doing his job JUST FINE

Just thinking about how Jason is loved by Camp Jupiter, Percy is loved by Camp Half-blood, and Nico is loved by troglodytes and a Titan.

people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.

psh, this party sucks *teleports to the cactus dimension* oh i don't like it here

wait does like sprite or coke or like beer I guess boil? cause I feel like if they do then we’re been missing something with like cooking spragetti