Percy: Annabeth And I Are Having A Baby.

sometimes "he would not fucking say that" isn't just about fanfic. sometimes a new season of the show comes out and in canon he is now saying things he just would not fucking say

I love seeing like proper educational YouTube channels read out like patrons because most of them are actual names cause it’s an educational channel but then you just get like fucken AppleSnappz432 in there just sandwiched between two actual people and it’s like the internet just reminding me that it has no sane corner for which to take refuge

In Star Wars space travel feels extremely old but in Star Trek it still feels new.

In Star Wars basic space travel is boats and in Star Trek it’s airplanes I guess is what I’m saying.

passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up

My experience with gender is just like my expirience with romance, no unless maybe

it's time to validate will's trauma. he has it too. he was a 12 year old boy who lost both of his brothers and was thrust into a leadership role during two wars, and y'all still act like he's the perfect sunshine boy who's constantly happy go lucky

Some kids in my math class were talking abt crushes and shit and I asked them yknow, what’s the feeling, what’s it like. And they described it as “weird” and “stressful” like??? Why put yourself through that that doesn’t sound fun