passed out and had a dream that tumblr staff just quit one day without warning and the entire website was just like a basic screen of html code and people were posting things like “YOU FUCKING GUYS WHATS GOING ON” “WHERES THE WEBSITE” “WHAT THE FUCK DO WE DO” and staff posted a youtube link where some teary eyed shirtless dude with no nipples explained that “you bitches don’t deserve a website. make one yourselves” so everyone unanimously decided to hold an election to decide who was going to be the king of tumblr and the election decided that some random middleaged man named Jinkle Fishwipe would be the new president of tumblr and there was some sort of live recording where it was revealed that Jinkle was literally just One Trout that someone dumped onto a podium and then it died. and at that point everyone in the audience took out daggers and started stabbing each other. and then i woke up
Being compared to a pjo character is like the best compliment anyone could receive. Like if anyone compared me to Annabeth chase I’d have to marry them on the spot.
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Pjo fandom about every character
if streaming services don’t want people to skip the intro they need to start prioritizing intros that people like watch
people who think kids are stupid have clearly never once had to attempt to get through explaining a set of safety rules and expectations to a group of them. lawyers wish they had the falcon's eye for loopholes, technicalities, and potential exceptions that the average 3rd grader possesses.
fired for killing customers again
Like to charge RB to cast
writing romance is even more wild it’s like I don’t know why the hell these words go together but they sure as heck seem to make people cry
being loveless and being able to enjoy romance in fiction is so fucking wild
its like, i have no concept of what love even is, i fundamentally cannot understand it, but you can be damn sure i’ll cry my eyes out during the lesbian wedding in the video game i like
Cinder | They/Them | Demisexual and demiromantic | Personal blog so don’t expect any form of consistency
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