Writing Romance Is Even More Wild It’s Like I Don’t Know Why The Hell These Words Go Together But

You give a knight a phone with the tumblr app installed and he makes an account and immediately follows the urls king.tumblr.com and queen.tumblr.com and then he accidentally drops the phone in a muddy creek

all these posts that are like *flips hair* hi newbiesss tehee welcome to Tumblr..... we're not like the Other Social Media Sites 😝😘 and then proceed to unironically describe tumblr like the shangri la of social media where we all live laugh reblog and have long ebony black hair and flip off preps as if every fucking day on here for the last ten years hasn't been a bloody trial with innumerable casualties like we don't weekly see the most hilarious drama and indescribable dysfunctionality. you're all like acclimated deep sea organisms enticing soft photic zone invertebrates to come down. they're going to fucking die.

Chapter 4: TYSON PLAYS WITH FIRE

“Yeah but, he’s already done that once in this book and seemed no worse for wear,” Will reminded Percy before he could get too worked up with worry again, not that he really had back in his school. Percy definitely seemed to have some instinct about Tyson.

“Kind of catchy though, Tyson the guy on fire,” Alex said in a flashy tone of voice.

“You and my mom can start a book club,” Percy snorted.

“Percy, a book club isn’t-” but Magnus stopped himself and shook his head as Alex looked way to excited about the prospect.

Mythologically speaking, if there’s anything I hate worse than trios of old ladies, it’s bulls.

“Ironic since your dad loves them,” Will pointed out.

“He can deal with all of them from now on then,” Percy huffed.

Last summer, I fought the Minotaur on top of Half-Blood Hill. This time what I saw up there was even worse: two bulls.

“Be grateful it wasn’t three?” Jason offered.

“Thanks,” Percy snorted.

And not just regular bulls—bronze ones the size of elephants. And even that wasn’t bad enough. Naturally they had to breathe fire, too.

“There is way to much fire going on in this book,” Magnus frowned.

“I’m sure the monsters will tone it down and switch to cotton balls if we ask nicely,” Percy sighed.

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remembering so many people being like “well actually salt lamps don’t have any REAL benefits” as if having a pink glowing rock in the room is not a benefit. it helps me

One of my favourite post formats is when someone with a similar URL to op torments them like they are failed clones of each other and it completely changes the tone of the original post.

RRVerse ask game

general courtesy is to send an ask to the person you rb from

1. which character do you think would either be your best friend or fucking hate you irl

2. which character looks the coolest?

3. who would you like to see more fanart/fic of?

4. what couple/relationship/character inspires you to create content

5. whose powers would you want to have?

7. which two characters that have never/barely interacted would be best friends or dating in your mind if given the circumstances?

8. specific headcanon for a character?

9. what do you think [a character] would do after all their adventures end?

deep-sea giant isopods group chat

iceopod_drip: who up scavenging the sea floor for nutrients⁉️⁉️ hmu if u can hang 🤙

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mostsexualmotherfucker: SO over the current food shortage in the gulf of mexico rn 🙏

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pass-the-detritus: Anyone else get pissed when you get compared to pill bugs? Stereotypes are so restricting… plus, pill bugs don’t even have pleopods! Smh

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DeadWhale joined the group.

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i find it funny how i’ll just be like, nah i’m not actually trans i’m just faking it. like bitch you almost cried last time you took your shirt off

Love to be on a website where I can join such hit 2022 fandoms as "century old public domain novel being read very slowly" and "half-century old mafia film that does not actually exist."

I just think that it’d be pretty neat if snakes had like the tooth fairy but for their shed and they got like a really small mouse or a bit of meat inside their shed that their parent sneakily stashed in there while they weren’t looking and then they find it and get all excited, I just think that’s be neat and like cute and stuff so yeah