For Zero Reason, You Got Any Problems With Spiders Or Deep Sea Critters?

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

THEY WONF LEAVE ME ALONEEE. THAT DUMB AXOLOTL IS JUST OBSESSED EITH TRYING TO FIX ME BUT I AM NOT BROKEN. I AM NOT SOMEONE THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED. THE WORLD NEEDS TO BE FIXED. THE WHOLE MULTIVERSE MADE ME IT CAN GIVE ME A PLACE WHERE I CAN BE MY OWN FREAK OF NATURE BUT I CANT CUZ ITS GONE. ITS ALL GONE. JUST SOMEBODY GET ME OUT IM LOSING MY MIND.

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Pre-portaled Ford, my beloved

Referenced pic under the cut ⬇️

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What a harmless little creature! based on this

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Hi Bill,

I need some advice! I'm trying to get a date, and I tried everything. Covering myself with deer teeth and wearing a really long hat didn't help!

Any advice on romancing interdimensional beings? I don't think humans are for me anymore! ><

Sincerely,

Just a human girl!

ROMANCING AN INTERDIMENSIONAL BEING? WOW LOOK WHO’S CLIMBING UP THE FOOD CHAIN, EH?

NAH YA SEE, KID, I WROTE THAT PASSAGE TO SEDUCE OTHER HUMANS, NOT MONSTERS. NONE OF THOSE TACTICS ARE GONNA WORK. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE JOHNNY COBRA ARMS, BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT.

WHAT YOU’RE GONNA WANNA DO IS SOAK A NICE MARINADE INTO YOUR SKIN, THE KINDA STUFF YOU ONLY SEE ON A NEW YORK STRIP. POP YOURSELF INTO THE OVEN- OR A REALLY BIG MICROWAVE IF YOU’RE SHORT ON TIME TO REALLY GET THINGS HEATED. SPRINKLE A LITTLE SEASONING OVER YOUR CLOTHES. THEN WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS DRAW YOUR ENTITY’S SUMMONING CIRCLE AND LAY YOURSELF OUT ON YOUR SILVER PLATTER. SOONER OR LATER YOU’LL BE DRAGGED INTO THEIR LOVE CAGE, GUARANTEED! DON’T MIND THE STOMACH ACID!

BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!

Bill and Trust

He trusted humans, in his own way, he truly did. Trust looks different for him, compared to how we see it.

He genuinely grieves the loss of Ford's companionship. He spent time thinking about him at O'Sadley's. It was the closest he's ever been to loving another person.

He loved Ford. He'll never admit it.

Love looks different to scarred, untrusting people like him. It is a long, difficult journey full of trial and error. Where every mistake burns their being.

He sees himself as a monster. He blames himself for an accident. For burning his home. He lives the next trillion years running away from it.

He punishes himself by calling himself a monster: he internalizes that until he ultimately becomes one. He lets people villainize him, he both relishes and is deeply hurt by people antagonizing him. Especially people who he cares for. He reacts very poorly to Ford and the last human who picked up The Book of Bill.

Betrayal is a cycle that he just can't seem to free himself from. Which is funny, he's a TRIANGLE for Axo's sake! Vicious cycles of emotional, multidimensional, and time-transcendental (Is that a term?) trauma doesn't quite fit him!