Puppeteer

Ford with a partner who loves country music… while he does not

You’d serenade him with different country songs, and he’d groan and act all annoyed. But really he can’t keep from smiling when you sidle up close and sing some 70s/80s country love song against his neck

LA LA LA LA LA 🗣🗣

Oh no! He's falling apart

Shipping fictional characters isn’t representative of your moral values. It’s representative of your particular psychic damage and the themes and motifs that haunt you. Hope this helps.

Is the seduction hat™ working?

for what

Hi Bill,

I need some advice! I'm trying to get a date, and I tried everything. Covering myself with deer teeth and wearing a really long hat didn't help!

Any advice on romancing interdimensional beings? I don't think humans are for me anymore! ><

Sincerely,

Just a human girl!

ROMANCING AN INTERDIMENSIONAL BEING? WOW LOOK WHO’S CLIMBING UP THE FOOD CHAIN, EH?

NAH YA SEE, KID, I WROTE THAT PASSAGE TO SEDUCE OTHER HUMANS, NOT MONSTERS. NONE OF THOSE TACTICS ARE GONNA WORK. EXCEPT FOR MAYBE JOHNNY COBRA ARMS, BUT THATS BESIDES THE POINT.

WHAT YOU’RE GONNA WANNA DO IS SOAK A NICE MARINADE INTO YOUR SKIN, THE KINDA STUFF YOU ONLY SEE ON A NEW YORK STRIP. POP YOURSELF INTO THE OVEN- OR A REALLY BIG MICROWAVE IF YOU’RE SHORT ON TIME TO REALLY GET THINGS HEATED. SPRINKLE A LITTLE SEASONING OVER YOUR CLOTHES. THEN WHAT YOU WANNA DO IS DRAW YOUR ENTITY’S SUMMONING CIRCLE AND LAY YOURSELF OUT ON YOUR SILVER PLATTER. SOONER OR LATER YOU’LL BE DRAGGED INTO THEIR LOVE CAGE, GUARANTEED! DON’T MIND THE STOMACH ACID!

BEST OF LUCK TO YOU!

I was bored, so i decided to play “fashion designer” and drew him lookin all stylish💙Should I do Stan next?🤔

doing perimeter patrols is a common but little known ptsd symptom, and i think ford doing it not only makes sense for him post-portal but also is a great way to force awkward, impromptu conversations between him and everyone else