Is Nothing A Substance? Can It Be Defined As Anything Other Than The Absence Of Everything? Therefore

she bonka on my kwonk til i *perry the platypus noise*

this was said during a six-hour-long facetime btw

“so i turn my head and i see lesbians eating pussy” - @r7leee

PSA for all of my amateur home bakers: try the cake recipe on the back of the hershey’s cocoa powder container right the FUCK now

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

istg i am this 👌 close

@r7leee

Hello Deadpool and Wolverine fandom

I'd like to bring this golden post back in light of the Honda Odyssey scene

the only trio dynamic that works is the married couple and the ex wife

i love me when the 80mg of adderall wears off like??? she’s so chatty for no reason god bless.

i have a deep ache, a wound

i don’t know who gave it to me

but it wasn’t you

but it still hurts

that much is true

i cant find the broken pieces of me

in anyone, let alone, in you