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Richard Hayden x Reader Playlist

Author’s Note: Just something I thought I’d throw together before posting some stuff I’ve been working on. I’ve been in kind of a writer’s block, and David Spade was the only person that could get me out of it lmao. Expect more Richard content as well as a Malcolm and Baileywick fic soon! 

Much Love :) xoxo

Superstar by Carpenters (How could I not include this???)

Back in Baby’s Arms by Patsy Cline

And I Love You So by Perry Como

Killing Me Softly With His Song by Roberta Flack

This Must Be Love by Phil Collins

Dance Me to the End of Love by Leonard Cohen

You Were Meant For Me by Jewel

I Love You Always Forever by Donna Lewis

No Myth by Michael Penn

Easy to Love by Sammy Davis Jr.

She by Charles Aznavour

Sex in the City by Hobo Johnson

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      ❀ Genre/Prompt: Fluff/headcanons

      ❀ Pairing: Francis Mulcahy x (Gender Neutral) Reader

      ❀ Word Count: 1,180 words

      ❀ A/N: Been on a René kick as of recently (on top of M*a*s*h and Star Trek) so I thought I’d throw this together for the fun of it. No disrespect to the character or religion, but for fanfic purposes Imma change it up so he’s able to date and all that. We’re just gonna assume that Catholic priests can do all that for the purpose of the fic 👀  Not the best work, but I hope y’all enjoyyyy!!!

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❀ Despite being free to be with and love who he choses, the concept of being with another person in a romantic sense was no easier for francis to understand than it would have been if he couldn't

❀ He wasn’t a womanizer like Hawkeye, a lover boy like Duke, or even a charmer like Painless

❀ Hell, he wasn’t even as good with women as Frank Burns was

❀ And that was saying something

❀ All he was was a nerdy romantic with little confidence in his abilities

❀ That being said, he didn’t realize any of this until he joined the Korean War

❀ More specifically, when he met you during the Korean War

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❀ When the 4077th M*A*S*H was created he was one of the first people added to the staff

❀ Ironically enough, so were you

❀ Being apart of the ‘Support Staff,’ you two were stationed together and even got put on the same transports to move to your new unit

❀ And, given the fact you all are forced together with people you don’t know, introducing yourself to everyone is bound to happen

❀ This idea was both nerve-racking and fun to Francis, but he was hoping that he’d meet someone friendly first

❀ So how lucky do you think he felt when the first person he introduced himself to was you?? 

❀ This meeting, though slightly forced, ended up actually being quite enjoyable

❀ The countless hours it took to go from the States, to Hawai'i, to Korea, etc. provided an adequate amount of time to you both to get to know each other and the life you held before you were drafted

❀ You guys’ experience ended up even better when you learned you were stationed in the same camp

❀ This meant you both had a friend to make the transition easier!!

❀ Something a lot of people did not get

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❀ Francis has to constantly be studying, interpreting, and teaching the Bible, so he is almost always seen with his nose behind his pocket Bible and notebook

❀ So one way that you make him feel involved and appreciate is by always sitting in silence with him as he prays and reads/writes

❀ Some people find it boring, but you find peaceful

❀ He always scoots a little closer to you and occasionally shows you the passages he is reading and tells you what he thinks about them

❀ He does this to spark a conversation, and you appreciate the effort!!

❀ Cause sometimes he gets hyper focused and it’s hard to get his attention

❀ Ironically though, once you get him talking he usually can’t stop

❀ A lot of people think he’s shy and introverted but he’s actually very personable

❀ He is a gemini after all!!

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❀ You don’t like his nickname Dago Red since it’s used as a term of disrespect, but you reluctantly go along with it since he didn't seem bothered by it

❀ Instead of using it you gave him a new nickname

❀ Well, one of many that is

❀ Too many. This man was too precious so of course you can’t just stop at one

❀ In order to be more respectful to his Irish heritage, you dubbed him Acushla/Macushla

❀ His favorites were sweetheart and darling though

❀ They just feel so domestic and wholesome that he can’t help but internally gush over them

❀ In a way, they help him forget that he’s stuck in a vicious and pointless war and puts him in a more stateside mindset

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❀ Life in the war seemed to flash by him, but also drag, ironically, exceedingly slow

❀ And all he and the rest of the camp knew was that they had to do their best to ignore the difficulties the war threw at them and the ones in need

❀ The only issue with this dynamic being the fact that someone has to act as an emotional support when needed

❀ And that person was usually him

❀  Francis definitely has his moment of depression

❀ A depression that leaves him hopeless and distraught

❀ But now, despite the difficulty of the war, his mindset has been vastly improved

❀ Instead of having to rely on himself or vices when he’s at his lowest point, he now has you to lean on 

❀ After being together in the war for so long, you two even developed a sort of sixth sense that immediately lets the other know when they’re needed

❀ Despite it being a weird little aspect of you guys’ dynamic, it proves to be the one saving grace he has when everything becomes too much

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❀ Once you two get into a relationship he swears he’s become the happiest he’ll ever be 

❀ It was the kind of slow burn romance that made him take forever to pick up on the cues you dropped 

❀ He’s very hesitant to enter into a relationship given he doesn’t have much experience, but you help bring out the romantic in him

❀ Which calms his nerves a bit

❀ You two get teased by the rest of the camp since you are too wholesome for the environment, but it’s all lighthearted fun

❀ In reality they’re just jealousy that you guys are able to have a healthy and relationship despite the war raging around you two

❀ Honestly, he’s the sweetest, most innocent lover you’ve had

❀ Which makes his small suave and romantic moves so shocking

❀ He’s a surprisingly good kisser despite his lack of experience though

❀ The reality of kissing is different than what it’s shown to be, but Francis really makes every kiss feel like you’re in a movie

❀ When it comes to getting intimate or doing anything past ‘the point of no return’ you two end up stepping back and forcing yourself to wait

❀ Although he loves you and wants to have a future with you, his faith comes first

❀ Gotta keep this Godly man pure 😩

❀ On the time that you two get off together you usually end up either reading with each other, listening to radio, taking walks, or spending quality time together

❀ But, when the night gets late and the excitement of the day dies down, you both whisper about the various adventures your future together holds and the plans you want to make come alive

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❀ At the end of the day, he’s glad he got drafted

❀ No one willingly wants to go to war and see the endless suffering on both sides but, as a man of God, he knows that everything happens for a reason

❀ To him, you are that reason

❀ You are the part of his life worth suffering for

❀ And now that he knows you reciprocate that feeling, this war just got a fraction better than before

au + trope + prompt game

here’s a fun drabble game since i was on the hunt for one and decided i should just make my own instead.

 send in a character, an au, a trope, and a prompt, and i’ll write a little drabble based on it!!

au:

roommates!au

hogwarts!au

spy!au

mafia!au

ceo!au

coffee shop!au

bookstore!au

college!au

camp!au

high school!au

travel!au

babysitter!au

soulmates!au

parent!au

sports!au (name the sport)

supernatural!au (specify)

band!au

celebrity!au

trope:

friends to lovers

enemies to lovers

meet cute

meet messy

unrequited love

fake dating

childhood friends

exes

strangers to lovers

prompt:

“are you sure this is legal?”

“fuck. fuck fuck fuck fuck this shit. fuck.”

“i don’t even think i want to know.”

“you said so, didn’t you?”

“you have the emotional capacity of a brick.”

“what is that?”

“you had no idea, did you?”

“wait, wait. say that again. please.”

“why are you awake so late?”

“you know i’ll do anything for you.”

“i know that it’s the thought that counts but this doesn’t even look like you thought about it.”

“is that the best you can do?”

“it’s been so long since we did this.”

“okay, maybe i’m crazy but did i just hear you say that out loud?”

“i’m rambling again, aren’t i?”

“my hands are really dry. sorry about that.”

“hold your fire!”

“this can’t be real. i feel like i’m having a fever dream.”

“suck on that.”

“it’s just so hard not to fall in love with you.”

“for the last time, please stop trying to airdrop me.”

“did you hack into my hotspot?”

“you know that your book is upside-down, right?”

“alexa, play wonderwall.”

“i know this looks bad, but i swear, it’s not.”

“sometimes, i sit in bed and wonder what would happen if things were different.”

“that was a very bad idea. 0/10 would not recommend.”

“do you ever feel like you’re far away no matter where you are?”

“hold on.”

“need any help with that?”

“you never saw me.”

“shut up for a second, will you?”

“now what?”

“i don’t even know why we’re doing this.”

“don’t tell me you spent actual money on that.”

“i let you mooch off of my netflix and this is how you repay me?”

“don’t you want to know how i feel?”

“i think i would rather eat expired spam.”

“you confuse me.”

“if you’re happy, then so am i.”

★The Little Ordinary Things That Everyone Ought To Do★

                                               Drabble:  [I/XXX]

      ✧ Genre/Prompt: Fluff

      ✧ Pairing: Abner Krill x [Gender Neutral] Reader

      ✧ Word Count: 1,008 Words

      ✧ A/N: This isn’t a series exactly, but these drabbles can be considered to exist in the same universe. Feelin like this fic doesn’t flow as much as I’d like, but hopefully it does our boy justice. Abner Appreciators Do Interact!!

Now, say what you will about Belle Reve, but on some days it had its benefits. That is, you thought it had its benefits. Most prisoners, and any sane person for that matter, knew that nothing good came from the deadliest prison in the entire country. Entire world for that matter. It held all the people society deemed unfavorable as well as every super-villain that the authorities could catch.

And despite all that, you still found the small slivers of good buried within its decrepit walls. Most notably being the person you found yourself wanting to spend every waking second with. Your favorite person in the whole world. A person named Abner Krill. 

Though a tad reserved, you found yourself subtly charmed by the, admittedly, attractive ‘villain.’ It had taken years of forced conversations, shared food, and small gifts but, sooner or later, Abner had warmed up to you. You were the only person he had known that had ever shown him kindness just for the sake of being kind. This sense of security and trust you two created over the years only served to strengthen your bond and, over time, Abner began to see less and less of his mother in you; finally being able to appreciate you as your full self. Looks and all.

And while he appreciated your love and beauty with every fibre of his being, it was the little domestic moments you two shared that he loved the most. The moments where he felt the most human. The moments where he was normal and not looked at and analyzed clinically. The moments where he could pretend he wasn’t locked up like some piece of discarded trash and rather, at home with you by his side. 

Moments like this.

“Soooo, which one you want? We got gold, black, teal...I think?, and this nice shade of red.”

Abner peered at the various bottles of colored liquid you had spread out around the both of you and thought about which one would be a good choice for you two.

They all looked nice....but which would be a good fit for this month? 

....

More importantly, how could a decision so small be so frustrating?

He picked at the remnants of the emerald green nail polish stuck to the edges of his thumb (a choice you had made last month) and gave you a pensive look.

“Ah geez....I don’t know......What d’you think?” 

Wagging your finger at him, you let out a disagreeing noise.

“Nuh-uh, not fair. I picked last month’s color. It’s your turn now dippin’ dots.”

This only made him more frustrated.

“C’mon, please? Give me something to work off at least??”

Although seemingly harmless, situations such as there were a sad reality between you and Abner. 

Whenever a decision had to be made you were usually the one who had to make ‘em. Abner, out of no fault of his own, always had this underlying fear that you would somehow hate whatever choice slipped out of his mouth; perhaps looking to berate him like all the others. Unsurprisingly, that had not been the case. You had, in fact, enthusiastically supported whatever he chose to do in every situation. [As long as it was morally correct that is...] And throughout both of your sentences at Belle Reve you had slowly, but surely, gotten him out of the habit of using self-depreciating humor. A trait picked up through his countless trauma responses. Not unlike that of his undying cynicism.

That being said, it was during mundane, domestic situations like this that his trauma occasionally resurfaced; the comfort being a little too foreign and unwelcoming for his taste.

With a reluctant sigh, you pushed the gold and black bottles together. The clink of the glasses breaking the momentary silence.

“Well, I’m pretty sure that rumor of Waller picking us for the new suicide mission is true. So if that’s the case....these two might match best with our costumes.”

Pushing the red bottle over to the others, you continued your sentiment...

“Buuuttt, this might be a little more flattering if that’s the look you’re going for.”

Your opinion seemed to do the trick and it appeared as though Abner had finally made up his mind.

“How about all three..?”

He scratched his chin out of nervousness, but ultimately looked content with his choice; looking up to see if you approved as well. Which you did. 

“Why not! It’ll go perfect with your polka-dot man persona. Gotta love a man who stays in uniform.”

With a suppressed smirk he shook his head and hid his head in his chest, a

“Yeah, yeah okay Captain Cold..like you’re one to talk,” being let out underneath his breath. 

Huffing, you kicked his shin playfully.

“I heard that y’know. You keep that up and you’ll be painting your own nails buster.”

That seemed to humble him enough and soon the fake groveling began; praying for your forgiveness so he wouldn’t fuck up his nails like he had countless times before. 

Laughing at the stupidity of the situation, you both lamented on the grey cloud that was closing in on the distance. Neither of you knew what would eventually happen on the suicide mission you would no doubt be forced to attend, but at very least you had moments like these to live off of. Ones where you both could live as domestically as you could, knowing that, despite your situation, you had each other. 

Each waiting out the storm with the other. Each holding each other when things got rough. Each fantasizing about what could’ve happened had things been different.

And while it would take some time before Abner would fully grow into his own, at least you could go to sleep peacefully knowing you were one of the rare few that got to see him at his best.

All you knew for certain at the moment though was that you had a lot of work to do if you wanted to get you guys’ nails done before dinner.

Fluff Alphabet!

Inspired by the NSFW Alphabet by @fairy-tail-babes.

Feel free to use for your own writing Blogs!

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lenghts for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

So: Send me a character and one/several letter(s) and let’s get started!

Wishing you a happy day!

This little message has cheered up my mood immensely :) Thank youuuuu 🤧💕💕💖 I hope you have an even better day whoever you are!! >:)

Silvanus Kettleburn Fluff Alphabet

Pairing: Silvanus Kettleburn x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 3,506 words

Author’s note: I?? Have?? Not?? Seen?? Any?? Works?? For?? This?? Precious?? Hufflepuff?? Man?? So sad *sigh*

If you guys have any characters that you would like to see me write a fluff alphabet for, I would be glad to do so! Hope you Kettleburn fans enjoy this lmao

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

As is to be expected, Silvanus loves any activity that deals with magical creatures. Since he takes care of only a few for a living, he likes to bring you on trips to find and observe more obscure and less appreciated creatures. 

Despite him being so focused on magical creatures, he does enjoy flying his broom with you and enjoying the scenery at and away from Hogwarts. He also loves indulging in your hobbies as well. Whatever makes you happy, usually ends up making him feel overjoyed as well. 

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Silvanus admires your unwavering love and commitment to him the most, to be honest. He never thought that he'd meet someone that would appreciate and love him the way that you did; never mind the fact that he'd find someone who desired to be in his company. Too many times has he been the subject of ridicule and never looked at in a positive light. Because of his reckless determination in studying and caring for magical creatures, not many individuals fancy his company. You, though, have defied all expectations and stuck with him through thick and thin. And for that, he's so very grateful. 

Appearance wise, Silvanus loves your smile and how it touches every aspect of your face. To him, your smile reassures him that he is valid and can be taken seriously. Furthermore, it reveals how happy you are to be around him and share in his interests. He really needs to be reminded of your love, and to look at your smiling face reveals all he needs to know. 

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

When his s/o feels down about a certain matter, or is facing a sudden bout of bad mental health, his first instinct is to comfort you and then aim to find solutions. If you're in a public place when a panic attack occurs, he'll immediately steer you away from the crowd into a secluded area and then instruct you to follow your exercises in order to calm down. Once you've reached a decent equilibrium, he'll begin to hug you and soothe any worries that seem to be bothering you. When all else fails though, he has a way with making you laugh without fail every time. 

Overall, he's very empathic and will pick up on anything you may be needed at any given time. 

D reams -  How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Ever since he first met you, Silvanus had known he wanted a future with you. Once he started his relationship with you though, he knew he wanted more. Although children had never been a serious topic that he had considered, you had changed that opinion very quickly. After your marriage, he brought up the idea to you and waited till see your opinion on the matter before he did anything serious. If you didn't want any children, he may be disheartened for a while, but will ultimately accept it given a bit of time. If you say yes though, he will be over the moon. Lord knows he needs someone as excitable as he is for company. 

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or are they rather passive?

Although he doesn’t intentionally do it, Silvanus is usually the more dominant one in you two’s relationship. With his excitable nature and drive to please you, he usually takes the more dominant role in the relationship. But he is more than willing to have you take control over things. 

Overall, he just lets his passion flow and goes along with how it ends up.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How is their fighting?

If a fight occurred between the two of you, it would have to be very serious. Usually you two can discuss issues in a clear and effective manner, but occasionally something will pop up that will make your emotions take control. When that happens, your fight usually lasts for a couple hours and includes a heavy yelling match; after you two finish and calm down though, you come back to each other and deal with the issue properly.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

In general, Silvanus is beyond grateful. Whether it be for life, other people or you, he is just glad to be able to walk through life and experience all of its joys. His injuries left him with an appreciation for life and for the people that have helped him through the years. 

You have been there for him in both the good and bad times since you two met, and he could never repay the amount of happiness you have made him feel over the years. And he is aware of that every day he wakes up. 

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Since you two do not have a lot of free time and are always at school or with each other, there isn’t much he can, or would, hide from you. After years of being together, he feels as though he can confide in you for a number of things and trusts you to hold even his darkest of secrets. And he knows that you would do the same when it comes to him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helping them overcome personal problems?

Although Dumbledore states that his injuries were the source of his new mellow attitude on life and teaching, everyone knows that it was really you that changed him for the better. You act as his metaphorical stabilizer and help him find a calmer medium rather than let him go into situations unhinged. Although you didn’t change his overall personality, you did help him work through his weaker aspects and reach an ideal form of himself.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Given the amount of major injuries he has sustained over the years, he knows that there are numerous other candidates that you would be better suited with. He doesn’t think of himself as conventionally attractive, but his usual excitability calms his insecurity. 

You have been with him for years, so he knows that a person making you laugh at a stupid joke isn’t enough to steal you away from him. It still makes him nervous though. One can never know when love is involved. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

In terms of kissing, Kettleburn's can only go one of four ways: short and sweet, slow and languid, fast and excited, or hard and passionate. Depending on the situation and where you are, the most common ones to get from him are either the slow and languid ones or the short and sweet ones. He usually doesn't have a lot of time during the school day, but when he does he stops by you and gifts you a short and sweet kiss on the nose, cheeks, then mouth. The younger kids find it kind of disgusting, but the older ones have come to think of it as oddly adorable. Once you two are alone though, he draws the kisses out to be longer and more love filled. Those times are definitely his favorite, and when the end  he can't help but feel a little sad.

What can he say though? Your kisses are rather addicting.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Unlike others, Silvanus knew you were the one for him almost immediately. Most people are put off by his passion and excitable personality, but not you. You were receptive to his interests and let him rant about anything and everything. 

When trust was gained, he started to look towards you more when he had to make certain decisions. Your opinion and input means a lot to him, and he doesn’t want you to forget that. 

It wouldn’t be until he saw you care for his magical creatures that he would realize his true feelings for you though. Besides other Magizoologists, he has never had a friend that acted so compassionate and unaffected by the various creatures he took an interest in. (Even Chimaeras) And he wasn’t gonna let someone like you slip through his fingers.

Which is why, when you were putting some Nifflers in their makeshift home to get some sleep, he pulled you into a fond hug and connected your lips. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Marriage is a definite when it comes to Silvanus. After two to three years of being together, he decides that he wants to be there for you through thick and thin and seal the deal. To propose, he uses the aid of his magical creatures and some entertaining spells he learned just for the occasion.

The night he proposed to you, he took you to visit one of his favorite spots in the Scottish Highlands and set up one of your favorite dinners. After a night of aesthetic visuals, delicious food, and interactions with native magical creatures, he finally let the question slip. And only when you said yes did he finally break out in tears and laughter. 

Being married to Kettleburn would not be too different from a regular relationship to be honest. The only difference is the joy he and you get when you’re able to say that you are each other’s husband/wife/etc.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Out of all the names that Silvanus could call you, Sunshine, Dear, and Mo Leannan are his favorite. He loves to remind you of how happy you make him and if he can include a nickname into that then he is more than happy. Plus, he loves the look on your face when he calls you them. The blush that spreads across your checks brightens his day significantly. 

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

Although Kettleburn seems to be on cloud nine almost 24/7, nothing could be farther than the truth. He is hit by boughs of depression, anxiety, insecurity, and irritation when faced with various different situations. Whenever he gets into those funks though, he just switches his attention onto both of you guys' love for eachother and immediately has his mood raised. When in love, Kettleburn makes it the most obvious thing in the world. Even after years of marriage you both act as though you're in your honeymoon stage of your relationship. Outside of class, he'll seek you out in order to just spend time together. More than enough times has he been spotted sitting in on your classes and, essentially, being your own personal teaching assistant. Not that it bothered you though; you got to spend more time with the love of your life and also got some help teaching your rowdy students. What could possibly be bad about that?

Given his profession, Silvanus expresses his love through physical affection as well with spoken affection. He doesn't want to make any action unclear when it comes to you knowing your worth to him. And if that means being as clear as possible with his actions, it's a price he's willing to pay.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Yikes, where to start. Kettleburn is very upfront about his relationship with you, and will not shut up about it. You have been such a vital aspect in his life and to not hold you in such high praise makes him feel a tad guilty. After the first hundred times of him ranting about you though, many professors start to get annoyed. They think that his pure love for you is admirable, but they don’t need every conversation to be centered around that. 

Silvanus has no qualms about showing his love for you in public. Although he doesn't wish to embarrass you, he can’t help but express his love for you. You’ve meant so much to him for so long, and if he mistreated that built trust he would be devastated. 

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship

Silvanus is essentially an empath at this point, so understanding you and your feelings is fairly easy to him. Furthermore, he has a way of deflecting attention off of you when you feel pressured or self conscious, which helps you significantly. All the little things he does for you aids the bond you both have developed and maintained over the years. You've even developed most of those skills as well, given you aren't as skilled at them as he is. When it comes to being the ultimate sidekick though, Silvanus has always got your back. 

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

In terms of being serious, Silvanus is not an expert. He can be undoubtedly romantic, but his actions are usually ones of excitement and passion. Which is something that you’ve come to enjoy over your years together. He is courteous, compassionate, and undeniably quirky. lmao Everything action he makes doesn’t get made without you in mind. To make you happy, he offers little trinkets he created for you, entertains you with stories from both of your pasts, sets aside time for both of you to enjoy, and lets you aid him with the care of his magical creatures.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Given the fact that you’ve helped achieve so much in his field (in Hogwarts and the wizarding world), Silvanus has sworn to help you advance in yours in any way that he can. And, although he is not the best in (y/f/s), he offers you so much support it’s overwhelming. He has made a number of influential acquaintances over the years, so getting you help from better resources is somewhat easy. Needless to say, he is, and always be, your number one supporter. 

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Although he can handle a routine, Silvanus adores spontaneity and spicing up your relationship. He loves the thrill of trying something new and getting out of his comfort zone; whether it be in the bedroom or in pda, he loves living for the moment. It isn’t something that he needs though. Anything that makes you uncomfortable instantly puts him off. He’s only willing to go as far as you want and can easily adapt to your wants and needs. 

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Given how well Silvanus handles magical creatures, as well as the fact that he dedicates his life to understanding and helping them, it is fair to say that he is exceedingly empathic. 

He knows almost all of your quirks and, given you’ve been married for over ten years, he has a great grasp of your unique routines. Whenever you need alone time or comfort, he immediately picks up on your vibe and handles the situation in the most appropriate manner. 

As your relationship progresses, he makes an effort to leave you little gifts that he made or found throughout the day and always leaves you affectionate notes in places he knows you’ll look. 

It honestly makes your heart melt and improves your day by ninety percent. 

Much to his student’s surprise, he gives the same amount of energy and consideration to you as he does magical creatures. To him, you take first priority and anything he can do to express his love for you will be done in a heartbeat. While sickeningly sweet to the student body, most of the professors are getting tired of him ranting about you every time they engage in conversation with him. it’s so sweet to you though, to know that he cares

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Compared to his career, Hogwarts, and the animals he takes care of, you always end up being more important. He could trade everything he had and it still wouldn't be enough to reach your worth. He has never had someone that cares about him as much as you in his life besides his parents and he knows that if he doesn't cherish you he may never meet another person like that ever again. (Magical creatures can only help so much in situations like that you know?)

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He has collections of photos he’s taken of you two over the years. Despite what people think, magical creatures aren’t his only passion; photography is as well. From the first kiss you shared to the most recent lesson he sat in on, he has the most randomest and dorky pictures of you. The one he cherishes the most though, is the album he constructed of you two’s wedding day. He has two copies of it: one in your shared quarters and one in his desk in his indoor classroom. Whenever he’s had a bad day, or gets a little more glum than usual, he’ll whip out the album and relive the one of the happiest days of his life.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

If Silvanus Kettleburn is known for one thing above all else, it’s his deep, passionate nature. Paired with his Hufflepuff loyalty, he turns into the most affectionate partner you've ever had. 

Although you have restraint when it comes to showing too much physical affection in public, you two can still be found cuddling quite often near the Forbidden Forest with a few of the calmer Kneazles. On top of that, you too are barely found apart from each other when grading student's assignments or working on a new lesson plan for each other's classes.

When sitting in the Great Hall for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, he is always found pulling out your chair and holding your hand in a loving grip. The love-sick puppy dog eyes he throws at you either makes the students gush or gag. Depending on the situation. lmao

During your off hours, you two either curl up in bed together, practice fun little charms you both created, read your respective literature choices, or indulge in a much-needed make-out session.

Y earning - How will they cope when they're missing their partner?

Copes surprisingly well compared to others, honestly. Given the fact he has to give almost constant attention to his magical creatures, finding a distraction when you're away for longer than a couple days is pretty easy for him. When your stay away from him lasts a week or longer though, he usually starts conversations through your patronus' and continues them until you get back. It's pretty cute when you send messages at the same time though. Over the years, you guys' patronus' have become similar; and since he seemed to love you with a strong and passionate love, his patronus soon mimicked yours. When they met though, the two (y/p) would dance around each other and nuzzle their heads together. Overall, it expresses the love you two can't express when away from one another.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

In terms of the length he would go for the relationship, Silvanus would do anything to maintain you guys’ bond. Ever since you reciprocated his passion, he has been entirely devoted to you. as any Hufflepuff would And, although he loves you more than anything else in his life, he would be willing to give you up if that would make you happy. Because, if you really love someone, you have to be willing to let them leave and put their happiness first. Even if it means you aren’t able to have them anymore. He wouldn’t let you leave on a bad note though; you both have endured numerous difficult times together and have enjoyed an insurmountable number of good times. To put that all in the trash over such an unfortunate event would be pointless.

Richard Hayden Fluff Alphabet

 Pairing: Richard Hayden x Reader

Word Count: Roughly 3,180 words

Author’s note: Hey! This is definitely something I didn’t expect to write lmao. I haven’t been in a writing mood lately, but after getting into David Spade again I knew I had to throw something together. Good news though! That means that I’m finally motivated to work on my other WIP’s! So expect those requests to be finished soon :)) Your girl threw this together pretty fast ngl, so hopefully it doesn’t suck lmaoo

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

If there is anything that Richard loves to do, it’s activities that leans more on the physical side. As much as he loves academic pursuits, he can get tired of trying to maintain the persona of ‘the bookworm/nerd.’ When it comes to activities he enjoys doing with you, it really just depends on what type of person you are. If it’s physical, his go to activities include fixing up vintage cars, dancing, cycling, painting, and whatever else you enjoy doing. If it’s more mental, then he enjoys laying back, reading, doing crafts, or learning something new with you.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

If their is one thing that Richard admires about you physically, it’s your hair and eyes. Being a person interested in astrology, Richard knows that the eyes and hair can tell a lot about a person’s personality and self. And your’s show a person with a breathtaking personality. 

And something that he really loves about you is your ability to be accepting, creative, passionate, and unabashedly yourself. You never failed to accept all parts of him, whether they were good or bad. And when you figured out the situation with this hair, you never once faltered on your love and acceptance for him. Which he appreciates more than you know. 

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Richard has definitely been at some low points in his life. Whether it be with his career, personality, or looks, he's been through it all. So if there's something be knows well, it's definitely a person in dire need of love and support.

When you're feeling down Richard focuses on the main thing you need at the moment. As much as he wants to listen and be supportive, he first has to deal with your body's needs. Having an anxiety attack? Do some breathing exercises, ground yourself, and take a bite of a lemon. Chest pain and irritable stomach from holding in all your negative emotions? Take a second to dance, cry, and release the negative thoughts. Then, when all that is said and done, he'll sit down with you and figure out the best way to solve your problems.

D reams -  How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Being a small town, settle down type, Richard has always seen you two having a small wedding with all your loved ones followed by having a few children. Although he never really planned to find 'the one,' you turned his life around and showed him that he is good and secure enough to finally start living the life he always wanted. And now that he knows you'll love him forever (hair or no hair), he's confident in the quiet life you'll soon live.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or are they rather passive?

As much as he wants to be dominant and feel in control in the relationship, we all know his scrawny ass could never 😔. And we all know he would love to have someone dominate him. That being said, he loves the challenge that comes with both of you fighting for dominance. But he’s more than willing to calm down and allow you to take control more often than not. 

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How is their fighting?

Being the prick he is, especially with his mars in aries, it will definitely take Richard a while to calm down and discuss arguments with your. While fighting, he is vicious and acts like a wounded animal. None of it is really intentional, he just gets too heated too fast and gets caught up in his emotions. That, added to an inability to express his emotions properly at the moment he feels them, makes him a bit difficult in fights. 

That being said, once he calms down and feels the guilt of his actions he immediately comes back to you and spews out an apology. If your fight was especially bad, he’ll end up setting up a nice dinner for both of you and let out a heartfelt apology. He loves you with everything he has in him, but he’s still dealing with processing and expressing a variety of feelings (plus he’s a man lmao).  

G ratitude - How grateful are they they in general? Are they aware of what there s/o is doing for them?

With his string of luck and life choices, Richard is very grateful for all of the good things he has in his life; especially you. He understands first hand how fast life can turn sour, so he doesn’t take a second of his life for granted once he meets you. 

He knows how much effort you’ve put into y’alls relationship and is aware of how much of impact you’ve had on his life and personality. And for everything that you do, he is deeply appreciative. And he tries to return that energy back to you 100% every day you two are together. 

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

After you figured out his secret about his hair, he knew that he could trust you with everything else. The only thing that he keeps to himself really are secrets that deal with surprises for you. Besides that, he shares relatively everything that concerns him.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

In a way, you both change different aspects of each other; while Richard makes you more sarcastic and ambitious, you make Richard more laid back and wholesome. But when you mix, there seems to be a harmonious balance of the perfect personality. 

Furthermore, you help each other work through personal trauma and make sure that the other isn’t falling into a bought of negative emotions. That strengthens your relationship while also making you both better versions of yourself. 

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Being the sarcastic prick and insecure person he is, Richard is definitely someone who gets jealous easily. To him, you could have anyone you wanted; someone with hair, a better build, and definitely with a better personality. And when he sees you with a man that possess all of those things, he tends to get pretty jealous. 

But he never takes that out on you. He knows that you would never cheat on him or avoid communicating your intentions. When a situation like this comes up, he usually takes a moment to contemplate his insecurities, stews in it for while, then brings it up to you. When that’s all said and done though, you both usually curl up and remind each other how much you both love and appreciate each other. 

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like? + 

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Overall, Richard is actually a pretty decent kisser. He moves in just the right ways and knows how to avoid being excessive. Additionally, with the love that he puts behind every kiss, he makes you feel loved and appreciated with every languid motion. 

The first kiss you two shared was after a company party when you took him home to watch a movie. You both got bored of waiting around and doing nothing at the party, so you left to do something more fun together. After sitting on the opposite ends of your couch, you both started to slowly inch closer and closer to each other. By the time you both started cuddling together, he felt as though the time was perfect to lean in and risk it all. 

And when he gripped your chin, pulled you in, and placed a slow kiss to your lips, you both knew that you wanted to turn this official. 

That being said, he still wanted your consent on if things would truly turn official or not. After letting out a whispered confession of love to you, you both thought it wise to discuss your newly developed relationship. 

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? 

Getting married is a definite for Richard. He doesn’t care what kind of wedding it is or when it happens, he just wants everybody to know that you’re his and that he’s yours. 

Not one to be overly dramatic or public about an important moment, Richard proposes to you while you two are on a camping trip together in the mountains. You had both just woken up and began drinking your coffee on a log by one of the lookouts. With the rising sun hitting your eyes an hair in all the right points, he knew that he had to propose; it was the perfect moment. Not even his nerves could prevent him from doing it.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

With this man’s wit and sarcasm, he never fails to have new and creative nicknames for you. Usually though, your nicknames depend on the type of mood he’s feelilng.

Sarcastic? My sweet turtle dove. Affectionate? Sweetheart. Playful? Sugar/Angel Face.

It just depends :)

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

When in love, Richard can act like a wistful and love-struck romantic. From afar, Richard can be seen sending you longing and affectionate looks. Furthermore, when you two are near each other, people pick up the way he always drifts really close to you and continuously reaches towards your hand.

While he has a tendency to act aloof and uncaring, Richard does make it a priority to tell you how much he loves you (as well as how radiant you look to him) at least twice a day. He never wants you to feel as though he doesn’t think you are anything less than deserving of all the love you can handle. Even if you two fight, he always puts aside his pride and remembers to tell you that he loves you. 

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

When it comes to PDA at the beginning of you two’s relationship, Richard wasn’t too much of a fan. He was still stuck in the mindset that he had a reputation to uphold; he couldn’t be seen being soft and mushy, he had to be suave and respectable. But as you guys’ relationship progresses he begins to appreciate showing you love no matter the situation. 

If you were to ask one of his coworkers on how he’s changed since being with you, they would definitely point out the fact that he has softened up considerably. He doesn’t care too much about his ‘reputation’ as much since he only focuses on showing you affection during the moments where it fits. By the time you two create a well-rounded relationship, he begins to casually brag about you and how you are the most fantastic significant other anyone could meet. It gets a little annoying, but people find it endearing do a certain extent. (it’s still Richard we’re talking about here lmao)

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that's beneficial in a relationship

He understands astrology and a few other personalty based aspects of people, so he acknowledges all of your quirks down to a ‘T.’ He knows your communication style, love language, argument method, preferences, etc. just by a birth date and a few other factors. 

That being said, he also knows what things are particularly difficult to you, which helps when you aren’t able to communicate how you’re feeling on most occasions. (He has yet to learn how to solve his own problems with this quirk though)

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Once Richard knows that you love and support him unconditionally, he becomes the sappiest, most romantic person you’ve ever met. Although he has his cliché moments, Richard is usually creative with his methods on making you happy or keeping your relationship interesting. Most of which have to do with the office where you two work *wink* *wink*

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

Being a man of high ambition and deep respect, Richard would love to help you reach your goals; no matter how big they seem. Especially if you are the same way with him. 

He knows how much success and respect can mean to a person, so he will do anything to help you achieve the things you want. One aspect that he likes most about you guys’ relationship, is that you both constantly work towards bettering each other. He believes that you were both meant for great things. And if you associate great things with living off-grid and become self-sustainable, then he’ll help you achieve that. 

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice up your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Richard appreciates a sense of routine in his life and relationship- especially when it comes to his well-being. But this is mainly linked to his underlying trauma from childhood and career. Not that he’ll ever admit this though, he’s got a reputation to maintain.

He’s never really been given the opportunity to feel free enough to be himself and act childish. It was always, ‘act too mature and professional’ or ‘be cold, distant, and ambitious.’ When you came along though, he finally felt secure enough to open up and be himself. Which, of course, led to trying new things in your relationship. He’s down to try anything if it makes you happy; cause when you’re happy, he’s happy. 

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Deep down, Richard is not the most empathetic person. He’s had to rely on himself for almost his entire life, so being able to read and cater to another person isn’t the easiest for him. Reading social cues on the other hand, is. That being said, his love for you runs deep and he’s willing to just about anything to make you happy. He’ll take notice of the little things you like and the gestures you’ve come to appreciate, and repeats those. 

Additionally, he understands that you aren’t responsible for his healing. He knows that he is responsible for a huge majority of it, so he takes note of your empathetic nature and uses it to heal not only himself, but you as well. 

When that’s all said and done, Richard comes to learn a lot about both of you and shocks all of his associates with how close you two have become over the years. 

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

Richard values your relationship as much as he values air. Which definitely says something. The man doesn’t care that much about anything when it comes down to it (publicly that is), but he does care for you. And his is willing to quit his job, move across the globe, or do anything you wish just so that he can make you happy for even a second.

After he met you, nothing really mattered as much as you guys’ relationship. To him, those things were put on the back burner and wait. As Charles Aznavour sang, “Me, I'll take her laughter and her tears; And make them all my souvenirs; For where she goes I've got to be. The meaning of my life is she.”

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Richard has actually always wanted to have a child. Since he never had a father present in his life and repressed his inner child, he has always wanted to prove that he was better than his parents. That being said, he’d love to have a little girl over a son. Mainly because he knows she will bring out the softer side in him.

All in all, he just wants to nurture and care for a child that he knows will grow up to have a stunning personality and life. 

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

At heart, Richard is a man with a deep, passionate, and affectionate nature. He loves being close to you and enjoys laying back and spending some personal time together. He loves all sorts of kisses he receives from you. Whether they be short and sweet or long and languid, he loves them all. 

When it comes to the long and languid ones though, he loves to do them while you’re cuddling together. 

Is it because he knows it’ll lead to something more? Maybe....but he’ll never admit that. 

Plus, sometimes he just like being held so he knows he’s cared for.

Y earning - How do they cope when they're missing their partner?

Let's be honest, Richard can become a bit of a prick when you're not around. Since you both work together, everyone notices the day's where you’re absent; cause his toxic energy goes through the roof. Although he isn't insufferable, he definitely reverts back to his sarcastic and aggressive method of communicating and acting. But he can't really help it; (his mars is in scorpio 🙄 jk jk lmao) he doesn't have someone around to treat him right y'know? When he's alone though, he tends to get a bit melancholic and revert to sitting around and waiting for you. It isn't his proudest moment in life, but he’s trying to get used to the fact that you might not always be there. With that in mind, he copes the best way he knows how: by occupying his mind. Which is usually by working on his cars or cycling.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind?

Similar to his career and the things he aspires to do in life, you are something that Richard will go great lengths for. Although Richard knows when to quit, committing to a task is something that isn’t unfamiliar to him. He will work night and day to please you and keep you happy. 

Need him to take the day off to help you with a task or take care of you? Done with no hesitation. Need more emotional support because of recent events? He’ll drop everything in seconds. To him, nothing is worth ruining the relationship you two have worked so hard for. 

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