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Four word story:

what the actual fuck

Writing Prompt 305

Image Prompt:

by Viretta91

Peter Parker was looking forward to summer vacation at the Avengers Compound. Then, after an apocalypse on Asgard, the Avengers actually show up. Juggling his secret identity, complicated team relationships, and trying to keep Mr. Stark from going crazy all while Pepper orchestrates an Avengers media blitz isn’t easy. But then again, nothing good ever is. All he has to do is last until Tony and Pepper’s wedding when May gets back from California. He can do this.

Words: 3783, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan, Iron Fam - Character, Friday (Marvel), Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Thor (Marvel), Avengers Team

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Steve Rogers & Tony Stark, Avengers Team - Relationship, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark

Additional Tags: I have been wanting to write this forever, This is like what happens if Thanos never attacked Thor’s ship, media, Pepper being a BAMF, Steve is sorry, Team Bonding, Sassy, Peter is trying his best, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, The Avengers try to be a family again, Rewriting the Accords, Thanos can shove it

“He kidnaps, she screams”: words associated with gender in Wikipedia plot descriptions

by variance_explained

OH MY GOD PLEASE

i had this dream like a month ago that i was playing a dating sim and at the start you create an avatar of yourself and answer a few personality questions

but then when the game starts you’re actually playing as the love interest on the cover of the game, attempting to romance YOURSELF aka the avatar you just made, and the whole point of the game was to try and show you why someone might find your personality and all your little idiosyncrasies lovable

like if in the personality questions u say u like dry humour, then the love interest will comment on how they love how good your comedic timing with that type of humour is, or if you’re always late, they’ll mention how they always watch the door when you usually come through and seeing you arrive late is part of their routine, etc

it was a super cute idea and i was mad into it and then i woke up and realized it wasn’t real lmfao

legitimate fucking lifehack: discord server literally just for yourself to keep track of stuff over devices. links. reminders and checklists. all neatly divided into categories. search function and dates. why didnt i do this earlier oh my god.

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

Guys behind the scenes of Thor the Dark World is one of the funniest things i’ve seen

Tom fully yeeted himself out.

Prompt list of things that says “I love you” without saying it

“Are you coming home for dinner? 

leaving the light on after using the bathroom at night because they know that you suck at going to bed early but you are also afraid of the dark

quietly picks out the things you don’t like to eat on your plate and transfer it to theirs without you needing to ask them to

quietly gives you the things you like to eat from their own plate

heard you tell the same story multiple times but doesn’t point it out to you when you excitedly bring it up to them again

naturally goes along with a white lie you told and cover up for you when people question it

absentmindedly listening to a song completely different from their own taste in music that you made them listen to 

bringing up small trivia facts you told them to other people

“Do you want me to save food for you?”

“Call me when you get home?”

checking your phone late at night and see them go online the moment you open their message

brings an extra coat/scarf because they know you never check the temperature before going out

“I saw this and thought of you immediately.”

random snapshots of random animals at random times because they know you like that specific animal

slowly accumulating items that’s more your style than theirs

knows your schedule from the back of their heads (and gets shocked when there is a sudden change to your routine)

saying just the right thing to calm you down

holding your hand tight out of reflex when you are in a crowd

brings you up naturally in a conversation you are not in 

one look is worth a thousand words

believing in you even when you couldn’t do it yourself

“I’ll wait for you.”

adjusting the pace they walk in so you can catch up

turning around to check on you constantly when they are walking in the front

Hey

HEY

HEY

A cool technique for time management.