OH MY GOD PLEASE
i had this dream like a month ago that i was playing a dating sim and at the start you create an avatar of yourself and answer a few personality questions
but then when the game starts you’re actually playing as the love interest on the cover of the game, attempting to romance YOURSELF aka the avatar you just made, and the whole point of the game was to try and show you why someone might find your personality and all your little idiosyncrasies lovable
like if in the personality questions u say u like dry humour, then the love interest will comment on how they love how good your comedic timing with that type of humour is, or if you’re always late, they’ll mention how they always watch the door when you usually come through and seeing you arrive late is part of their routine, etc
it was a super cute idea and i was mad into it and then i woke up and realized it wasn’t real lmfao
Body Language Cheat Sheet for Writers
As described by Selnick’s article:
Author and doctor of clinical psychology Carolyn Kaufman has released a one-page body language cheat sheet of psychological “tells” (PDF link) fiction writers can use to dress their characters.
‘Excuse me, did you just say Pepsi was okurrrr?’ I say as I click my fake nails against my metallic skin
Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce
@frog-in-tom-hollands-mouth @sarcasticspiderman @peterparkersshitlist @spongeguyandlelouchvibridankia @a-bisexual-teenager
YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE
use & for friendships, colleagues, familial relationships and use / for romantic or sexual relationships (or encounters)
not everyone reads fic. Lots of people use screen readers, and screen readers can’t see what’s on images. use descriptive text to help them out.
lots of people download fic to read on other devices, not all downloads capture images too.
there’s a big difference between No Archive Warnings Apply (NAWA) and Author Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings (CNTW). NAWA means that there’s nothing in the fic that needs to be warned for using the official Archive Warning system. CNTW means there might be something that requires a warning and the author is either avoiding giving out spoilers or they are unsure how to interpret their plot point with respect to the official Warnings. (in both cases, additional tags are where it’s at - you can explain yourself there)
the reason why the number of bookmarks in the fic is different from the number of bookmarks on your stats page is because your stats page number includes bookmarks that are hidden
there’s a preference setting where you can receive emails with your own comments/replies.
there’s a site skin that hides stats so you don’t have to see them
writing in rich text format makes my life easier
knowing html allows me to do fun things in the comments section like comment/reply with reaction gifs
knowing html also allows me to do interesting formatting in my fics that I can’t do with rich text alone
those little blue bubbles with the question marks in them will answer my questions a lot of the time - and also teach me something new
the FAQ is linked under the word About in the header
if you write your fic in the draft window, you might end up losing it so make sure you copy the text before you hit Post, just in case
they aren’t kidding when they say drafts are deleted after 30 days
Big Mood
Did I meme right?
Okay but like, during a team meeting:
Tony: Alright, I think this is a solid plan
Vision: I can see many flaws. Maybe we shou-
Tony: Mute
I hope Avengers sometimes go to Strange like “I need your help” and he’s like “What’s wrong? Skrulls? Hydra?” and they’re like “I’m congested and it hurts when I swallow.”
“He kidnaps, she screams”: words associated with gender in Wikipedia plot descriptions
by variance_explained
by toreelyn
It’s just another night in the lab. Then it’s a bloody mess and Tony doesn’t know how to make it better. Peter always says he’s okay, so why won’t he say it now?
Words: 2863, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark
Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark
Additional Tags: Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Pre-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Protective Tony Stark, Stabbing, Blood, Bleeding Out, save peter parker