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He’s the billionaire we asked for

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

Hand Prompts

For all you writers out there…

Hand holding

Hand kisses

Playing with each other’s fingers

Running a thumb over the other’s hand

Hand SQUEEZES for comfort during a stressful situation

High-fives

Poking each other’s hands playfully

Hands resting beside each other, barely brushing

SCARS! ON! HANDS! (Tracing the scar with a fingertip, as the other stands, motionless.)

Dancing, hands linked according to the proper hold (but the touch is just a little too gentle, or too tight, to be routine)

Sign language

Morse Code, where one taps a message against the other’s hand

Sliding a bracelet onto the other’s wrist

Sliding a ring onto the other’s finger

Applying! Bandages!

Warming the other’s hands with their own

Fingers interlaced

Covering the other’s hand with their own

Tracing the patterns of the other’s hand and wrist

Hands brushing as they walk beside each other, each hoping the other will close the gap and take their hand

One with extremely soft hands, the other with extremely rough and calloused hands

BOTH with calloused hands

Holding hands while saying Grace

One with tiny hands, one with huge hands

Comparing! Hand! Sizes! By! Pressing! Palms! Together!

Fingers brushing as they hand each other things

Reaching for something at the same time, hands brushing, pulling away like they’ve been burned

Not noticing that they’re holding hands until friends point it out

Hands that turn to lifelines, connecting them together

One holding the hand of the other, who is unconscious, silently pleading with them to wake up

Bonus: The slow, weak squeeze when the other one finally starts to wake up

H a n d s

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My favorite whumpy/fluff MCU books for @clover-roseee cause it would get annoying if I messaged you all the links.

The Occupational Hazard of Being by @frostysunflowers

Five times someone took care of Peter, and one time he took care of himself.

The Fondest Memories Are Made... When Gathered Around the Table by @marvelous-writer

A game of football with the team goes horribly wrong and Peter winds up breaking his nose.

Windy Webs by silentsaebyeok

And that was it. He was officially an idiot. Peter didn’t mean to be dramatic, but this was one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, even if there was no one around to witness the fall of the century.

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Peter goes web-slinging in dangerous weather and gets seriously injured. It doesn't help that he has to spend the whole summer living with the consequences.

Wild horses couldn't drag me away by @frostysunflowers

''The kid was still stretched out on the bench, covered in blankets with his head resting on the rolled-up leather of Steve’s jacket. The drugs coursing through him had lulled him into a dreamy state between asleep and awake, leaving him prone to fluctuating moments of lucidity and sleepiness.

They’d also made him clingy as hell.''

Queer Eye for the Cacti by silentsaebyeok

He bought one-hundred cacti on Amazon! Pepper was going to kill him!

What had possessed him to do such a thing? He never went on shopping sprees when drunk. That just wasn’t a Tony Stark type of thing to do. And in all honesty, he was astonished he even remembered the Amazon password.

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Tony makes an interesting purchase while drunk. What he doesn’t expect is for said purchase to bite him in the ass in the worst possible way.

Beanimia by @whumphoarder

While Peter is visiting Tony and Morgan at the lake house for a long weekend, the six-year-old manages to accidentally break Peter’s nose.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man's super-healing decides to go on holiday the same weekend that he does.

Spider-Man Master List

I’m almost at the 1-year anniversary of my first Spider-Man sickfic/whumpfic, so I thought I’d make a new master list to see how far I’ve come! All except for fic numbers 1, 31, and 32 are prompts that were sent to me! (Bolded are my favorites!) 

1. this one here is my very first and it has Ned slipping up to Stark Tower to talk to Tony bc Peter’s sick and won’t listen to him. Cue Tony doing work like the dad he is 

2. this one has Peter sick and trying to hide it from Tony but he fails and Tony takes him back to the tower and to med-bay

3. this one has Peter diving into an icy river during a solo battle because he thought it would be a good idea for a sneak attack. he thought wrong 

4. this one has Peter getting stabbed during battle and the Tonester has a device that alerts him when this happens and he has to suit up and go to the rescue 

5. this one has Peter rolling up to a meeting even though he’s sick, and he ends up throwing up during the meeting. poor dude 

6. this one has Peter telling Tony that he wasn’t hurt from battle but then he falls and surprise surprise– he did get hurt, much to his and Tony’s surprise 

7. this one has Peter having to ask Tony for some ibuprofen, more than once bc Tony’s mind is elsewhere. (Note: this is one of my favorites, and I couldn’t tell you why.)

8. this one has awkward dad Tony not knowing what to do when he finds out Peter is sick after the kid starts crying from being frustrated 

9. so this one has Peter staying overnight at Stark Tower and he ends up getting sick and has to go to Tony for help 

10. this one right here as Peter getting sick while spending the night with Steve and Bucky for the first time (ft. Stucky)

11. this bad boy right here has Peter taking an unplanned dip in the Hudson and getting really really sick from it– so much that unofficial dad has to pick him up from school (Note: another favorite)

12. this one has Peter popping one too many ibuprofen pills and Tony thinks the kid’s gotten into drugs 

13. this one has Peter stopping by Steve and Bucky’s apartment during a nightly patrol, and whoops, he’s sick– enough to have Steve and Bucky stepping up like the doting uncles they are 

14. this one has Peter acting a little strange and Sam’s like ‘what the hell is wrong with you kid?’ but then he realizes that the kid has a fever 

15. this one has Tony and Steve low-key disagreeing on how to take care of a sick Peter 

16. this one is a mix up! Peter saves Tony for once instead of Tony saving Peter 

17. this one here is a little drabble with Peter getting injured and Tony’s there to dad his way through life like usual 

18. this one here has a miserably sick Peter and Ned comes through for ya boy

19. this one is another mix-up! Ned’s sick and Peter forgoes his patrol to help take care of him

20. this one has Peter on a mission despite having a high-key upset stomach 

21. this one has Tony giving not good dad advice and advising Peter to push through is ‘small illness’ so he does but it gets worse and Steve finds out and is very much not happy (Note: A favorite!)

22. this one has Peter dipping out of a meeting bc his stomach just isn’t having it, and Steve goes to comfort him 

23. this one has stressed Peter crying and it freaks Tony out so he calls Ned for help

24. this one right here has Tony knowing Peter’s sick before Peter does bc Tony’s a good dad and he just knows things 

25. this one has Peter patrolling late on an autumn night and he winds up sick and Tony’s like “you didn’t use the heater in your suit because??”

26. this has sick Peter and sick Steve and Bucky’s gotta take care of the 2 idiots (ft. Stucky) 

27. this one has Peter passing out at Stark Tower and the only one there to help is Thor

28. this one is another mix-up! Tony’s sick and Peter’s low-key freaking out bc the man is old and needs to stop pushing himself 

29. this one has sick Peter being left on the quinjet during a mission and the only person with him is Loki, who ends up having to high-key save Peter’s life (Note: I LITERALLY LOVE THIS ONE!)

30.  this one has Tony accidentally hurting Peter during training and he feels guilty and the two have some real talk while Peter’s in med-bay

31.  this one is a pre-IW spoiler free drabble of Peter expressing his desire to be an Avenger to Tony– enough to make Tony promise him he can be one one day

32. this one is a post-IW drabble with spoilers where Tony has a panic attack when Peter’s sick and tells him that he “doesn’t feel so well)

33. this one is Peter and Tony captured and Peter gets sick from a wound that won’t heal and Tony starts to grow desperate to get them out (Note: Another favorite!)

34. this one is a spoilery fic where the events of IW are Tony’s fever dream, and he wakes up freaked out and skypes Peter at like 3 am (Note: I think this one is in my top 3, and it may be my number 1 in my top 3)

35. this one is a spoilery IW fic where Peter wakes up inside the soul stone 

36. this one has Peter and Tony at Stark Tower, and Peter tries to tell Tony that he’s sick, but Tony’s distracted and doesn’t listen until Peter passes out 

37. this one is just a little drabble where Tony talks to Steve about how much he cares about Peter, not knowing that Peter’s secretly listening 

38. this one has Peter trying to deal with being Spider-Man while having chronic pain 

39. this one is a spoilery angst-filled post-IW Tony and Peter reunion fic with a lot of crying 

40. this one has Peter having to stay behind from a mission to watch Loki but he’s sick and Loki ends up having to take care of him (Note: I ALSO REALLY LOVE THIS ONE!)

41. this one is Captain Dad and Spider-Son where Peter tries to impress cap and messes up a mission and the Daily Bugle posts an article about it

42. this one recounts the times May, MJ, Ned, and Tony all help Peter work through stress from finals in different ways 

Twice is the type of guy that will rob a bank and get caught because he stopped to help an old lady cross the street.