My Favorite Whumpy/fluff MCU Books For @clover-roseee Cause It Would Get Annoying If I Messaged You All

Apollo: *curled up and crying in his chariot*

Artemis, concerned: What’s wrong now Apollo?

Apollo, a mess: SpIdErMaN dIeS

God of future and prophecies

Ancient Greece, 800 B.C

Apollo: *dabs*

Every Other God: what the fUCK ARE YOU DOING?

The equation for that is 0=0

oh so you like math? Name every number

Spider-Man Master List

I’m almost at the 1-year anniversary of my first Spider-Man sickfic/whumpfic, so I thought I’d make a new master list to see how far I’ve come! All except for fic numbers 1, 31, and 32 are prompts that were sent to me! (Bolded are my favorites!) 

1. this one here is my very first and it has Ned slipping up to Stark Tower to talk to Tony bc Peter’s sick and won’t listen to him. Cue Tony doing work like the dad he is 

2. this one has Peter sick and trying to hide it from Tony but he fails and Tony takes him back to the tower and to med-bay

3. this one has Peter diving into an icy river during a solo battle because he thought it would be a good idea for a sneak attack. he thought wrong 

4. this one has Peter getting stabbed during battle and the Tonester has a device that alerts him when this happens and he has to suit up and go to the rescue 

5. this one has Peter rolling up to a meeting even though he’s sick, and he ends up throwing up during the meeting. poor dude 

6. this one has Peter telling Tony that he wasn’t hurt from battle but then he falls and surprise surprise– he did get hurt, much to his and Tony’s surprise 

7. this one has Peter having to ask Tony for some ibuprofen, more than once bc Tony’s mind is elsewhere. (Note: this is one of my favorites, and I couldn’t tell you why.)

8. this one has awkward dad Tony not knowing what to do when he finds out Peter is sick after the kid starts crying from being frustrated 

9. so this one has Peter staying overnight at Stark Tower and he ends up getting sick and has to go to Tony for help 

10. this one right here as Peter getting sick while spending the night with Steve and Bucky for the first time (ft. Stucky)

11. this bad boy right here has Peter taking an unplanned dip in the Hudson and getting really really sick from it– so much that unofficial dad has to pick him up from school (Note: another favorite)

12. this one has Peter popping one too many ibuprofen pills and Tony thinks the kid’s gotten into drugs 

13. this one has Peter stopping by Steve and Bucky’s apartment during a nightly patrol, and whoops, he’s sick– enough to have Steve and Bucky stepping up like the doting uncles they are 

14. this one has Peter acting a little strange and Sam’s like ‘what the hell is wrong with you kid?’ but then he realizes that the kid has a fever 

15. this one has Tony and Steve low-key disagreeing on how to take care of a sick Peter 

16. this one is a mix up! Peter saves Tony for once instead of Tony saving Peter 

17. this one here is a little drabble with Peter getting injured and Tony’s there to dad his way through life like usual 

18. this one here has a miserably sick Peter and Ned comes through for ya boy

19. this one is another mix-up! Ned’s sick and Peter forgoes his patrol to help take care of him

20. this one has Peter on a mission despite having a high-key upset stomach 

21. this one has Tony giving not good dad advice and advising Peter to push through is ‘small illness’ so he does but it gets worse and Steve finds out and is very much not happy (Note: A favorite!)

22. this one has Peter dipping out of a meeting bc his stomach just isn’t having it, and Steve goes to comfort him 

23. this one has stressed Peter crying and it freaks Tony out so he calls Ned for help

24. this one right here has Tony knowing Peter’s sick before Peter does bc Tony’s a good dad and he just knows things 

25. this one has Peter patrolling late on an autumn night and he winds up sick and Tony’s like “you didn’t use the heater in your suit because??”

26. this has sick Peter and sick Steve and Bucky’s gotta take care of the 2 idiots (ft. Stucky) 

27. this one has Peter passing out at Stark Tower and the only one there to help is Thor

28. this one is another mix-up! Tony’s sick and Peter’s low-key freaking out bc the man is old and needs to stop pushing himself 

29. this one has sick Peter being left on the quinjet during a mission and the only person with him is Loki, who ends up having to high-key save Peter’s life (Note: I LITERALLY LOVE THIS ONE!)

30.  this one has Tony accidentally hurting Peter during training and he feels guilty and the two have some real talk while Peter’s in med-bay

31.  this one is a pre-IW spoiler free drabble of Peter expressing his desire to be an Avenger to Tony– enough to make Tony promise him he can be one one day

32. this one is a post-IW drabble with spoilers where Tony has a panic attack when Peter’s sick and tells him that he “doesn’t feel so well)

33. this one is Peter and Tony captured and Peter gets sick from a wound that won’t heal and Tony starts to grow desperate to get them out (Note: Another favorite!)

34. this one is a spoilery fic where the events of IW are Tony’s fever dream, and he wakes up freaked out and skypes Peter at like 3 am (Note: I think this one is in my top 3, and it may be my number 1 in my top 3)

35. this one is a spoilery IW fic where Peter wakes up inside the soul stone 

36. this one has Peter and Tony at Stark Tower, and Peter tries to tell Tony that he’s sick, but Tony’s distracted and doesn’t listen until Peter passes out 

37. this one is just a little drabble where Tony talks to Steve about how much he cares about Peter, not knowing that Peter’s secretly listening 

38. this one has Peter trying to deal with being Spider-Man while having chronic pain 

39. this one is a spoilery angst-filled post-IW Tony and Peter reunion fic with a lot of crying 

40. this one has Peter having to stay behind from a mission to watch Loki but he’s sick and Loki ends up having to take care of him (Note: I ALSO REALLY LOVE THIS ONE!)

41. this one is Captain Dad and Spider-Son where Peter tries to impress cap and messes up a mission and the Daily Bugle posts an article about it

42. this one recounts the times May, MJ, Ned, and Tony all help Peter work through stress from finals in different ways 

how to draw arms ? ? 

If you need me, I’ll be over here in that MCU fandom space where several of the movies didn’t happen and instead all the Avengers are friends, go on random missions together, hang out in Avengers Tower, and co-parent Peter. Bonus points for the team mistakenly thinking at first that Peter is Tony’s biokid from an old dalliance.

Irondad and Spiderson Masterlist

(I may or may not made this so I can find my own stuff easier)

Series

Was that a Star Wars reference, Dr. Stark? (Biodad!Tony AU)

Multichapter

Not-Uncle Tony

Ohana (HYDRA!Peter AU)

Oneshot

Sleepless

Patty Parker (She’s The Man AU)

Date Night

The Parasite

Snowflakes

The Yacht

Gone Kid

When Life Gives You Lemons

Stabbing 101: How To React

A Sick Spider

Prompts

Tony and Peter on Ellen Part 1 Part 2

Karen wants to help

Peter forgets Tony

Superhero-princess

Fatherhood

A cold spider

Blinking

Peter’s first gala

OsCorp’s fries

Pepperony

Teenager problems

Is that blood?

Buzzfeed Unsolved: Spider-Man Part 1 Part 2

Christmas shopping

Nightmare

The Rules

Peter vs Happy

Pepper to the rescue

Mini-Stark

Mama Pepper

Spideychelle

Being observant

The midnight class

The missing sock

Baking a tart

His Dark Materials AU

Pepper the babysitter Part 2

Rhodey and Peter

The “emergency”

Pepperoni pizza

Death Threats

Ned helps his dumb friends

Trouble at Disneyland

Migraine

Two Spiders

Peppermint

GoT AU Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

BFF Harry Osborn

Consolation Price

Wait, you were that kid?

Jealous Tony

Moody Spider

No Goatee

Jealous Morgan

Where is Peter?

Bad Days

Being a complete nerd

Too cold

That was very scary

JustAFan

Just Like Heaven AU

Red Carpet

The Lost Ring

Just An Intern

Three in the morning

Irondadbingo Cliches

Field Trip AU

Baby Peter AU Part 1 Part 2

Harley and Peter meet

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

The little things

Sometimes, it's the little things that really sell a character. Tiny moments of humanity can shine through the pages or the screen to remind you that reality can be found in the most fantastical of places.

With that in mind, here's an ask game to drill down into those small, subtle characterizations! Send some emojis and a character name/names!

☺️ - what's their smile like?

😳 - how do they act when they're nervous?

🤫 - if confronted by a dangerous situation where quiet was important, would they be able to keep silent?

🤯 - what's a fact or bit of knowledge they don't know but which would absolutely blow their minds if they found out?

💞 - what (if any) is their preferred way to receive affection?

😬 - do they have a tell when lying/bluffing?

🚶 - what's their posture like, and why? What does it say about them?

😱 - what does fear look like on them, and is there anyone who can tell before everyone else when it's setting in?

🤩 - what's something they're absolutely amazed by?

🤪 - do they have any squicks?

😷 - what are they like when they're sick? (needy, self-isolating, try to power through, etc)

🤲 - how do they feel about touch?

👀 - how do they make eye contact? Do they use it as a gesture of power or subservience? Does giving it or witholding it mean something to them, or to the people around them?

🙈 - how would they handle having one or more senses taken away?

😴 - what's the longest they've gone without sleep? Is skipping sleep a normal occurrence for them?

😤 - what's something that will always, without fail, make them angry?

📣 - how do they go about getting someone's attention?

👣 - what do their footsteps sound like? Could anyone recognize them from that sound alone?

✨ - tell a random fact about them!

‘Excuse me, did you just say Pepsi was okurrrr?’ I say as I click my fake nails against my metallic skin

open rp

Hey can I get seven large cokes and a bbq sauce

Fic Masterlist

One shots:

Young at Heart -  Seven times Peter reminded Tony that age is just a number and one time someone else reminded the both of them. 

You’ll find I’m living right (when your hand’s living in mine) - Five times Tony had a helping hand and one time he had many. 

And if you need a friend then please just say the word - featuring a dopey Peter, a worried Tony and a pair of Hello Kitty pyjama pants. 

Five times Gerald the alpaca was a menace... - and one time he was just plain adorable. 

Back Up - In the final battle against Mysterio, a familiar face comes to Peter’s aid. 

Until We Let Go - Even in death, Tony can’t help but want to fix things. 

This Sorrowful Life - In which everything looks the same, and yet…

Multiple chapters: 

Of Snapshots and Memories - There’s been plenty of videos and pictures taken of Tony over the years that show nothing but an egotistical, arrogant man with too much money and too much greed. After the snap, the images portray a reformed hero in a formidable suit of iron with the power to topple a titan.The photographs and recordings that Peter gathers together paint an entirely different picture.

All That and a Side of Pop Culture - Five times Peter’s love of pop culture made Tony rolls his eyes, and one time it simply made him smile. 

Fall On Me With All Your Light (ongoing) -  In the wake of a devastating tragedy, Tony can only hold on for dear life as the walls come tumbling down.

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