The Equation For That Is 0=0

Remember to change your clocks on Sunday and your government on Tuesday.

Portals to Hell by hrmphfft

• my dumbass

•honey and/or baby

• motherfuckin child

• this

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

look I know this is sappy and cheesy but u know when a character loses control of their power or they’re possessed or w/e and their s/o shouts their name running towards them and then they stop their rampage and let their s/o hug them,, like that’s good shit

Oh dear

Hey guys. EVERYONE, and I mean EVERYONE who reblogs this post BY MAY 5TH 2019 will be getting a small monster design based on your blog theme, name, or profile picture. Let’s go.

I’m crying

the sexual tension between two racists on national television is really extreme in this white house today

Irondad and Spiderson Masterlist

(I may or may not made this so I can find my own stuff easier)

Series

Was that a Star Wars reference, Dr. Stark? (Biodad!Tony AU)

Multichapter

Not-Uncle Tony

Ohana (HYDRA!Peter AU)

Oneshot

Sleepless

Patty Parker (She’s The Man AU)

Date Night

The Parasite

Snowflakes

The Yacht

Gone Kid

When Life Gives You Lemons

Stabbing 101: How To React

A Sick Spider

Prompts

Tony and Peter on Ellen Part 1 Part 2

Karen wants to help

Peter forgets Tony

Superhero-princess

Fatherhood

A cold spider

Blinking

Peter’s first gala

OsCorp’s fries

Pepperony

Teenager problems

Is that blood?

Buzzfeed Unsolved: Spider-Man Part 1 Part 2

Christmas shopping

Nightmare

The Rules

Peter vs Happy

Pepper to the rescue

Mini-Stark

Mama Pepper

Spideychelle

Being observant

The midnight class

The missing sock

Baking a tart

His Dark Materials AU

Pepper the babysitter Part 2

Rhodey and Peter

The “emergency”

Pepperoni pizza

Death Threats

Ned helps his dumb friends

Trouble at Disneyland

Migraine

Two Spiders

Peppermint

GoT AU Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

BFF Harry Osborn

Consolation Price

Wait, you were that kid?

Jealous Tony

Moody Spider

No Goatee

Jealous Morgan

Where is Peter?

Bad Days

Being a complete nerd

Too cold

That was very scary

JustAFan

Just Like Heaven AU

Red Carpet

The Lost Ring

Just An Intern

Three in the morning

Irondadbingo Cliches

Field Trip AU

Baby Peter AU Part 1 Part 2

Harley and Peter meet

AUNT MAY THROWING A BANANA AT PETER AND CALLING HIS SPIDEY SENSE “Peter Tingle” NAME A MORE ICONIC AUNT MAY-

Sam: hey there Spider-Man, didn’t realise you were such an annoying little arachnid.

Peter: hey there Mr. Wilson, didn’t realise you were such an annoying little bitch.

Bucky: ooooooo

Tony: ooooooo

*the whole compound*: oooooo

The Star Wars fan in me is squealing

The official logo of Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi starring Ewan McGregor and Hayden Christensen