Twice Is The Type Of Guy That Will Rob A Bank And Get Caught Because He Stopped To Help An Old Lady Cross

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Some helpful maps for authors who are interested in American terminologies across different regions.

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Reblog if..

You miss Tony stark

You miss Natasha Romanoff

You miss Thor

You miss Clint Barton

You miss Steve Rogers

You miss Bruce Banner

AND LASTLY…

You f*cking miss the OG avengers

Because I do.

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

Oh god the queen is coming?

One time a guy and I were having an argument and he pulled a knife on me, and because I’m a dumbass idiot my response was to take out MY knife and go “what now, genius?” And what happened next was we just stood there for ten straight minutes not moving because niether of us wanted to put the knife down first and basically that’s our entire international situation regarding nuclear weapons

Oh God i needed this

The equation for that is 0=0

oh so you like math? Name every number

Sib 1: *shoves other sibling then sits on top of them*

Sib 2: *struggling* YOU ABSOLUTE ASS GET OFF OF ME OR I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP

I’m right and I should say it

by thecumberbinch

Flash Thompson is a bully; guilty as charged.

Flash Thompson is gay; guilty as charged.

Flash Thompson has a major crush on Peter Parker; guilty as charged.

Words: 4780, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Flash Thompson, Peter Parker, Tony Stark

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Flash Thompson, Tony Stark & Flash Thompson

Additional Tags: Flash-Centric, Character Study, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Homophobia, Internalized Homophobia, Homophobic Language, Flash Thompson Redemption, Character Development, mentions of attempted suicide/self harm, Spider-Man: Far From Home Trailer, Post-Spider-Man: Homecoming, Pre-Spider-Man: Homecoming, mentions of coerced sex/rape