Aggressive Flirting On A Mission

I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out

He doesn’t have Sasquatch, he has Bucky and one of his goats

bruce gets mad at thor one day and sends him on a wild goose chase like “go find my friend named Sasquatch he’s around eight feet tall and hairy you’ll know him when u see him” and while he gets a few hours of peace eventually he hears thor yelling ‘I found him bruce, it took a while, but I found him!’ and bruce is like uh

The equation for that is 0=0

oh so you like math? Name every number

some words of encouragement from the gaang <3

Lance is a godsend. Don’t @ me

Say it with me folks:

“Eat the rich” means 1%ers and billionaires

middle class is closer to poverty than being a multimillionaire

“The rich” does NOT include children of billionaires (come on we’re at least slightly better than the plagues of Egypt)

Upper middle class children SHOULD NOT feel guilt over having money

Being aware of privilege and using your privilege to help others IS NOT a guilt trip

Constantly feeling guilty helps no one

Billionaires, however, should feel guilty over hoarding wealth.

Upper middle class is NOT rich

Black Lives Matter

Trans rights are human rights

V.E. Schwab’s advice on creating memorable characters.

Limits of the Human Body

Body Heat = 107.6 F

Cold Water = 40 F

Hot Air = 300 F

High Altitude = 15,000 ft

Starvation = 45 days

Diving Depth = 282 ft

Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes

Blood Loss = 40%

Dehydration = 7 days

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

by satans_dolly_boy666

“So… Is it your hobby to do business with homeless people?”

Prompt #11: “Homeless Peter (finally) plus our billionaire who wants to give him a hand.”

YAASSSS I WROTE SOMETHING RELATED TO A HOMELESS PETER PARKER wiii !!! Am I welcome to the Homeless Peter Parker fan club now? no seriously why this is a thing in this fandom? (don´t answer it)

Words: 1074, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 14 of Tony Stark & Peter Parker duo Prompts OR Spiderman stories and ocasionally the appearance of Tony and the avengers

Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: Other

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Happy Hogan, Mary Parker, Richard Parker

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Homeless Peter Parker, Homelessness, Protective Tony Stark, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Mess, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, POV Peter Parker, The parker luck :D