loki’s “evil plan” in the first thor movie is literally like one of those expanding glowing brain memes it’s so fucking roundabout and funny
- Chasing people who don’t want you
-Making up lots of stories and worlds
-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to
-Excessive reading
-Daydreaming
-Clinging emotionally to others
-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group
-Excessive baths
-Talking to oneself
-Obsessive friendships
-Excessive helpfulness
by Cakepopple
What if Peter hadn’t been snapped away, but May had been? What would Tony do?
Everything he could.
Words: 953, Chapters: 1/8, Language: English
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, Nebula (Marvel), Steve Rogers, May Parker (Spider-Man), Morgan Stark (Marvel Cinematic Universe)
Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Michelle Jones/Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Irondad and Spiderson - Relationship
Additional Tags: Irondad, spiderson, IronDad and SpiderSon, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Angst, So far mostly angst, But there will be fluff
Peter: Picks up hammer to nail painting to the wall
Thor:
by Marvelous_Writer
After seeing the kid fall into the water after getting hit, Quentin dove in right after him after a few seconds of waiting for him to return back to the surface. But after a hit like that, he was sure to be unconscious… or worse.
Worry gnawed away at him as Quentin dove in the water, his eyes frantically searching the water below for any sign of the kid’s red and blue suit.
“Come on, kid… where are you?” He mumbled to himself as he swam faster and deeper.
An alternate scene to the fight with the water monster in Far From Home.
Words: 2271, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Categories: Gen
Characters: Peter Parker, Spider-Man, Quentin Beck, Mysterio, Tony Stark, Iron Man, (mentioned)
Relationships: Quentin Beck & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Spider-Man & Mysterio
Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Drowning, (Almost), Water Creature, elemental creature, Poor Peter, Poor Peter Parker, Hurt Peter, Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, Quentin Beck Is A Good Bro
How To Get Work Done When You’re 0.5 Seconds Away From Ending It All: A No-Nonsense Guide To School When You Feel Like Death
Important points are bolded for my fellow exhausted students. I see you and I’m with you.
1. I know people have said otherwise, but studying from your bed is okay. I know how it feels to not want to get up. Sometimes sitting up in bed is the most you can do. I’ve found that getting dressed helps me feel a little more into it, but don’t go out of your way to do it if it’ll kill your vibe or make you uncomfy.
2. Honestly, if you’re not going to school, you probably shouldn’t be getting up before 8 or 9. There’s a fuckton of studies that show that that’s around when your brain actually wakes the hell up and is ready to take on the day. Don’t force yourself to get up at the asscrack of dawn if you can avoid it.
3. I’m probably gonna get shit for this, but it’s okay to skip class sometimes. Just make sure that you know what you need to do make up for it, have someone that can send you the notes, whatever.
4. For the love of god, eat. I don’t care if you have a full breakfast, a bowl of cereal, or the junk food you have stashed in your room, or five saltines, just fucking eat so you can have something in your stomach. Just take my word for it.
5. You know what’s trying to get you to be productive at all times? Capitalism. You know what also sucks major ass? Capitalism. Don’t buy into it. Take breaks and take them often. If you need to tap out, do it, and anyone who disses you for it can suck it.
6. Fuck the “no zero days” mentality. If you need a day to recharge, or you’re just having a really shitty day, don’t feel pressured to be “productive”. If you feel like absolute hell, the most productive thing you can do is give yourself time to feel better. Please, please take my word for it.
7. I know you feel miserable. I do too. But if push comes to shove and you’ve got deadlines coming up and you’re not ready, sometimes it all comes down to just sucking it up and getting it over with. However! It doesn’t necessarily have to be top quality material. Why? Because a 50 or a 60 is still way fucking better than a zero.
1. Slader has answers for hundreds of textbooks across lots of subjects. Your book might not always be there, but if you’re lucky, it might save you a fuckton of time on that homework. It’s a blessing. Just make sure you actually read over the answers so that you at least kinda understand them.
2. SparkNotes and Shmoop. For the love of god, don’t just use one or the other. Use both. Shmoop gives easy, casual, quick-to-remember plot summaries, and SparkNotes gives good analysis so you look like you actually know what you’re talking about.
3. Try to have at least one person you can lean on in every class. Whether it’s to get help on homework or to vent about how much the class is killing you, I swear, it helps so much. If you can make a groupchat with people, the more the merrier.
4. There’s probably someone willing to just give you the homework answers, no questions asked. Most people get it. People understand when you’re tired and not into it. If there’s a class you’re good in and you can help them out as well, then it’s even better, because there’s a give-and-take.
5. If you have time during or in between classes, try to get a little homework done. I know the minute I get home, my motivation to do anything school-related drops 644747457%. Try to get a little done while you’re in the groove. Future you will fall to their knees in gratitude.
6. Find a comfort item you can bring to school with you. Doesn’t matter what it is. Bonus points if you can wear it or if it fits in your pocket. Pick something that makes you feel a little better whenever you look at it or hold it. I wear jewelry dedicated to my gods, but it can really be anything.
7. I know people say that grades are just a number, and they really are, but if you’re like me and still stress over them anyways, for whatever reason, it’s okay. Just remember that someday in the future, there will be a time when that shitty grade will not matter and will never matter again. You’ll get to move on with your life, and no one will care that you failed some class or some test or whatever.
8. If someone is giving you hell for not liking or not being good at a certain class, tell them to fuck off and move on with your life.
I hope this post can help people like me who are this close to rock bottom but still need to muddle through. Please know that this too shall pass. Please stay alive today. Know that if any of you ever need anyone to talk to, I’m right here.
Writing is not always writing.
Writing is being on the train and mentally seeing your OCs stumble into other people, or flinching away from the germ-ridden handrails, or sleeping on each others’ shoulders.
Writing is hearing a song on the radio and watching one of your scenes play out to the lyrics.
Writing is laying on your floor or sitting by your computer and spending hours collaging newspaper clippings or pictures or people or plants together and making something that is completely, uniquely, your story.
Writing is drawing your characters in your notebooks, and making tea only your one, picky character would drink, and writing an open letter to all your characters just to remind them you love them.
Writing is moodboards, and playlists, and crafts, and asks, and prompts, and pictures, and memories, and you.
So never think that just because you’re not putting words on a page, you’re not a real writer. Writing is something that follows you everywhere, beyond the word document, and beyond the screen.
Because writing isn’t something you do. It’s something you are.
Young at Heart - Seven times Peter reminded Tony that age is just a number and one time someone else reminded the both of them.
You’ll find I’m living right (when your hand’s living in mine) - Five times Tony had a helping hand and one time he had many.
And if you need a friend then please just say the word - featuring a dopey Peter, a worried Tony and a pair of Hello Kitty pyjama pants.
Five times Gerald the alpaca was a menace... - and one time he was just plain adorable.
Back Up - In the final battle against Mysterio, a familiar face comes to Peter’s aid.
Until We Let Go - Even in death, Tony can’t help but want to fix things.
This Sorrowful Life - In which everything looks the same, and yet…
Of Snapshots and Memories - There’s been plenty of videos and pictures taken of Tony over the years that show nothing but an egotistical, arrogant man with too much money and too much greed. After the snap, the images portray a reformed hero in a formidable suit of iron with the power to topple a titan.The photographs and recordings that Peter gathers together paint an entirely different picture.
All That and a Side of Pop Culture - Five times Peter’s love of pop culture made Tony rolls his eyes, and one time it simply made him smile.
Fall On Me With All Your Light (ongoing) - In the wake of a devastating tragedy, Tony can only hold on for dear life as the walls come tumbling down.
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^^ this... this is fucking beautiful