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by Iron_Daddy

Tony wakes up one morning to find nobody knows who Peter is, nobody remembers Spiderman, nobody recalls the vigilante who helped stop Thanos- Nobody recalls the energetic avenger-in-training at all, except Tony.

What the fuck is happening??

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AKA. Sony and Disney being assholes and taking Spiderman from his home: The MCU and me writing about everyone in MCU forgetting Spidey bc that’s our reality now.

Words: 1421, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Tony Stark, Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Sam Wilson (Marvel), Clint Barton, May Parker (Spider-Man), Ben Parker, Friday (Marvel)

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark

Additional Tags: Hurt Tony Stark, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Tony Stark Has Issues, Angst, Light Angst, Ambiguous/Open Ending, me trying to get my head around the fact spidey isnt in mcu anymore, Post-Avengers: Endgame (Movie), Tony Stark Lives, forgot how to tag tbh, Amnesia, but like everyone?, Time issues, probs stone shit, idek, never cleared up, #BoycottSony, #SaveSpiderman

OH MY GOD PLEASE

i had this dream like a month ago that i was playing a dating sim and at the start you create an avatar of yourself and answer a few personality questions

but then when the game starts you’re actually playing as the love interest on the cover of the game, attempting to romance YOURSELF aka the avatar you just made, and the whole point of the game was to try and show you why someone might find your personality and all your little idiosyncrasies lovable

like if in the personality questions u say u like dry humour, then the love interest will comment on how they love how good your comedic timing with that type of humour is, or if you’re always late, they’ll mention how they always watch the door when you usually come through and seeing you arrive late is part of their routine, etc

it was a super cute idea and i was mad into it and then i woke up and realized it wasn’t real lmfao

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness

oH mY gOd It’S rObErT dOwNeY jR

Here we go again.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND !?!?!?

I WAS attACKED

Loki Theory

We all saw Loki try to stab Thanos with his left hand, yeah? Well, Loki is right handed. His clone is left handed. Stick with me here. We saw in Dark World that Loki’s clone could be manhandled and thrown around if he wanted it to be. We all watched him get strangled by Thanos. If that was Loki’s clone then Loki wouldn’t have been dead. To reinforce his “death” the ship was blown up and destroyed. So that, surely, would have killed him. Well, no. I think that as Thanos beamed away, Loki might have hitched a ride. He had to go unnoticed so he might have morphed into a rock or something I guess. So Loki escaped death and found some way to evade Thanos. In the end though... I think the snap killed him. He was fine and dandy, trying to find Thor somehow. Then POOF... Then everything will get fixed and he comes back. So yeah

He’s the billionaire we asked for

I wanna be that CEO that pays their employees 70K a year like that white guy I be seeing all over the Internet. I can’t remember his name.

I’m not gonna be like Jeff Bezos but I do wanna be a multimillionaire 😂😂😂

Holy.. shit... I got Vibe Checked...

I’ve always felt like a mix of Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff bit like...

I never even considered Slytherin

Damn... it’s true tho

Imma say Slytherpuff tho. My hufflepuff friend would make me an honorary Hufflepuff anyways.

I made a quiz, its 36 questions, and y’all, I play-tested this, I got feedback, I hyper-analyzed, its good. I wasn’t like, I was gonna just let hogwarts houses die but apparently y’all be like,,, not knowing what a slytherin or hufflepuff is no shade and if all these quizzes are gonna ask you this question anyways: this is it. Idiot tested. Idiot approved

take it here! or copy paste if you need to https://uquiz.com/oz0xOu

Irondad Fic Rec Masterlist

All of our current fic rec lists are linked below the cut:

Keep reading

If you need me, I’ll be over here in that MCU fandom space where several of the movies didn’t happen and instead all the Avengers are friends, go on random missions together, hang out in Avengers Tower, and co-parent Peter. Bonus points for the team mistakenly thinking at first that Peter is Tony’s biokid from an old dalliance.

irondad rec list

Just wanted to make this list as a thank you for 2k. Seriously, that’s wild. There’s some good stuff on here and every single author on this list is amazing. 

multi-chaptered

Destiny Fulfilled by @seek-rest (master list) and @blondsak (master list)

You all are really sleeping on this fic. It has TWO great authors and brought us the tag Peter Parker Acting as Miles Morales’ Parental Figure. Every single relationship dynamic in this is great, and you get to see Peter run around and act like a mini-Tony and be completely clueless about it. READ IT.

Dumb Shit My Kid Says by @ardenskyedarcy221b (master list)

Exactly what the title says. Peter says dumb shit and Tony has to listen to it, because he just loves his kid. It’s witty and hilarious and everything you need to brighten your day. 

built from scraps by @peter-stank (master list) 

This story is so beautiful and I’ve felt every emotion reading it. It’s an AU, where Tony gets dusted instead of Peter, and Pepper takes Peter in, since May is gone too. I can’t list my favorite things without spoilers, so I’ll just say it literally has everything good, will always surprise you, in the very best ways. 

from the cradle to the grave by @tempestaurora (AO3)

An AU that explores how that events of the MCU would have gone down if Tony and Nat were siblings, and oh my god, their sibling relationship in this is just perfect. Their banter, their clear love for each other. It’s beautiful. A work of art and canon. 

A Beating Heart of Stone by @emeraldmoon (master list)

Probably one of the best villain Tony story I’ve ever read. Characters are complex and real, and Tony and Peter’s dynamic is super interesting. 

one-shots

it traced us back (to where we began) by @blackwatchandromeda (master list)

A dead aunt may trope with a bio!irondad twist. It’s so, so soft, and lovely, and everything good. 

Spiders Don’t Like The Dentist by @justme–emily (master list)

Peter goes to the dentist and gets drugged up and loves Thor. You don’t really need much else from a fic. 

FFS: Fucking Flying Saucer by awesomesockes and @whumphoarder (master list)

Short but sweet, and so, so funny. Tony breaks his toe. Peter watches and eats cheese balls. 

The Coparenting Protocol by @doctornineandthreequarters (AO3)

May and Tony coparent Peter when he’s caught breaking curfew and it’s his worse nightmare. He’s hilariously confused and terrified. 

Of Needles and Ice Cream by @forensicleaf (AO3)

Fluff, fluffy fluff and Peter is terrified of needles and Tony has to deal with that. Tagged as Peter is a Disney Princess and that alone is enough reason to read the fic. 

broken playgrounds by @hailing-stars (ME) (masterlist)

This is probably the most heavy thing I’ve ever written. Skip Westcott works at Morgan’s school. Peter has to decide what to do about that. 

Never Meet Your Heroes by @camelot-queen (AO3)

Unless it’s Tony Stark. Focuses on Peter and Tony’s relationship after Homecoming and before Infinity War. It has whump, it has angst, it has everything, go read it. 

The World Stopped by @day-dreamer176 (master list)

Tony takes care of sick Peter and the tower gets attacked. Balances fluff and angst nicely. A must read. 

series

Irondad Bingo @frostysunflowers (master list)

This series is just filled with so much goodness and fluff and it just so soft, every fic is worth reading ten times. My personal favorite is Wild horses couldn’t drag me away for some good old hurt and drugged Peter and comforting dad Tony. 

Tony and Peter’s Super Awesome, Totally Cool Baby-Sitting Adventures by @ironfamjam (master list)

MIT Tony babysits kid Peter. This series is everything to me. Guys, it has baby Tony and Rhodey being roommates. It has adorable kid Peter Parker. and in the the latest fic World’s Best Genius-Billionaire-Side it has teenaged Tony taking care of Peter while he has the flu. It’s genius, really.