By Iron_Daddy

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Helpful writing tips for my friends.

So, let me guess– you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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by hanjihyun

5 times Peter gave Tony a heart attack and one time he made it stop altogether.

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Where Peter is Tony’s biological child and the kid just can’t get enough of scaring his father.

Words: 2835, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Borrowed child

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Kid Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Hurt Peter Parker, Sick Peter, Sick Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Parent Tony Stark, Tony-centric, Protective Tony Stark, Peter Parker is Tony Stark’s Biological Child, 5+1 Things, Domestic Avengers, Pre-Iron Man 1, Baby Peter Parker

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

So Nick Fury losing his eye or...?

You know what’s a million times more exciting than a random plot twist that comes out of nowhere? A plot twist that was foreshadowed by things you didn’t realize were foreshadowing at first. Nothing makes me go absolutely bananas like the feeling of “oh FUCK…[seemingly unrelated thing] WAS FORESHADOWING”

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A cool technique for time management.

May I present to you... Carry On by Rainbow Rowell. I won’t spoil the book but it’s a must read if you’re into hero/villain ships

Good evening, hero/villain ships where the villain gives up being a villain because they love and want to be with the hero is literally the greatest ship trope of all time

V.E. Schwab’s advice on creating memorable characters.

Signs you grew up lonely

- Chasing people who don’t want you

-Making up lots of stories and worlds

-Overtalking whenever there’s someone to talk to

-Excessive reading

-Daydreaming

-Clinging emotionally to others

-Being the ‘disposable’ friend in the group

-Excessive baths

-Talking to oneself

-Obsessive friendships

-Excessive helpfulness