Just wanted to make this list as a thank you for 2k. Seriously, that’s wild. There’s some good stuff on here and every single author on this list is amazing.
multi-chaptered
Destiny Fulfilled by @seek-rest (master list) and @blondsak (master list)
You all are really sleeping on this fic. It has TWO great authors and brought us the tag Peter Parker Acting as Miles Morales’ Parental Figure. Every single relationship dynamic in this is great, and you get to see Peter run around and act like a mini-Tony and be completely clueless about it. READ IT.
Dumb Shit My Kid Says by @ardenskyedarcy221b (master list)
Exactly what the title says. Peter says dumb shit and Tony has to listen to it, because he just loves his kid. It’s witty and hilarious and everything you need to brighten your day.
built from scraps by @peter-stank (master list)
This story is so beautiful and I’ve felt every emotion reading it. It’s an AU, where Tony gets dusted instead of Peter, and Pepper takes Peter in, since May is gone too. I can’t list my favorite things without spoilers, so I’ll just say it literally has everything good, will always surprise you, in the very best ways.
from the cradle to the grave by @tempestaurora (AO3)
An AU that explores how that events of the MCU would have gone down if Tony and Nat were siblings, and oh my god, their sibling relationship in this is just perfect. Their banter, their clear love for each other. It’s beautiful. A work of art and canon.
A Beating Heart of Stone by @emeraldmoon (master list)
Probably one of the best villain Tony story I’ve ever read. Characters are complex and real, and Tony and Peter’s dynamic is super interesting.
one-shots
it traced us back (to where we began) by @blackwatchandromeda (master list)
A dead aunt may trope with a bio!irondad twist. It’s so, so soft, and lovely, and everything good.
Spiders Don’t Like The Dentist by @justme–emily (master list)
Peter goes to the dentist and gets drugged up and loves Thor. You don’t really need much else from a fic.
FFS: Fucking Flying Saucer by awesomesockes and @whumphoarder (master list)
Short but sweet, and so, so funny. Tony breaks his toe. Peter watches and eats cheese balls.
The Coparenting Protocol by @doctornineandthreequarters (AO3)
May and Tony coparent Peter when he’s caught breaking curfew and it’s his worse nightmare. He’s hilariously confused and terrified.
Of Needles and Ice Cream by @forensicleaf (AO3)
Fluff, fluffy fluff and Peter is terrified of needles and Tony has to deal with that. Tagged as Peter is a Disney Princess and that alone is enough reason to read the fic.
broken playgrounds by @hailing-stars (ME) (masterlist)
This is probably the most heavy thing I’ve ever written. Skip Westcott works at Morgan’s school. Peter has to decide what to do about that.
Never Meet Your Heroes by @camelot-queen (AO3)
Unless it’s Tony Stark. Focuses on Peter and Tony’s relationship after Homecoming and before Infinity War. It has whump, it has angst, it has everything, go read it.
The World Stopped by @day-dreamer176 (master list)
Tony takes care of sick Peter and the tower gets attacked. Balances fluff and angst nicely. A must read.
series
Irondad Bingo @frostysunflowers (master list)
This series is just filled with so much goodness and fluff and it just so soft, every fic is worth reading ten times. My personal favorite is Wild horses couldn’t drag me away for some good old hurt and drugged Peter and comforting dad Tony.
Tony and Peter’s Super Awesome, Totally Cool Baby-Sitting Adventures by @ironfamjam (master list)
MIT Tony babysits kid Peter. This series is everything to me. Guys, it has baby Tony and Rhodey being roommates. It has adorable kid Peter Parker. and in the the latest fic World’s Best Genius-Billionaire-Side it has teenaged Tony taking care of Peter while he has the flu. It’s genius, really.
So you might be saying: Lion why a guide on drawing black people? Well young blood it’s because a lot of people cant…seem…to draw…black people..Amazing I know.
Racist (caricatures) portrayals of black people have been around forever, and to this day people can’t seem to draw black people like they are human. If your artwork resembles any of the above even remotely your artwork is racist and offensive. If you try to excuse that as a stylistic choice you’re not only a terrible artist, but racist too!!! Congrats.
Whitewashing is also a problem. A lot of people refuse to draw black features on canonly black characters. While this example isn’t colored, lightening the skin-tone of a character is also considered whitewashing. So lets start with features!
Now all black people have different noses thats a no-brainer, but black noses tend to have flatter bridges, and wider nostrils. Please stay from triangular anime noses and small button noses. Your drawings should not depict black people with abnormally large noses. (Especially if you do not draw other characters this way)
If you feel like the way you draw lips on black characters is offensive or resembles a caricature,it probably does and you should change it. ABSOLUTELY AVOID PLACING LIPS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE FACE.
Hair is so diverse! Please get used to drawing braids, locs,kinks and coils! If you can learn to draw ringlets and long waves you can learn how to draw black hairstyles.
Add clips! Learn how to draw baby-hairs and never be afraid to add color Pinterest and Google are free my dudes! Also try using square brushes for blocking in coils.
OK THAT’S ALL YOU GUYS
P.S Take a screenshot of hate/ ignorance in the comments and dm it to me for 10% off a commission
life is like a giant mushroom
reaction pics everyone will still understand even with the text removed
by eliotandq
“The night shifts are better paid, and we need the money. I don’t know why you’re doing such a big thing about it. You like spending time with Tony, and especially with Pepper.” “Yeah, but I feel like I’m just bothering them, May.” “That’s just your feeling.”
Or, it is common that Peter spends his time in the Tower whenever May is at work, but it’s the first time his nightmares catch him there.
Words: 1045, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
Series: Part 3 of You are not Tony Stark
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Peter Parker, Pepper Potts, Tony Stark
Relationships: Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts
Additional Tags: Protective Pepper Potts, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, Nightmares, Fluff
My favorite whumpy/fluff MCU books for @clover-roseee cause it would get annoying if I messaged you all the links.
The Occupational Hazard of Being by @frostysunflowers
Five times someone took care of Peter, and one time he took care of himself.
The Fondest Memories Are Made... When Gathered Around the Table by @marvelous-writer
A game of football with the team goes horribly wrong and Peter winds up breaking his nose.
Windy Webs by silentsaebyeok
And that was it. He was officially an idiot. Peter didn’t mean to be dramatic, but this was one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, even if there was no one around to witness the fall of the century.
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Peter goes web-slinging in dangerous weather and gets seriously injured. It doesn't help that he has to spend the whole summer living with the consequences.
Wild horses couldn't drag me away by @frostysunflowers
''The kid was still stretched out on the bench, covered in blankets with his head resting on the rolled-up leather of Steve’s jacket. The drugs coursing through him had lulled him into a dreamy state between asleep and awake, leaving him prone to fluctuating moments of lucidity and sleepiness.
They’d also made him clingy as hell.''
Queer Eye for the Cacti by silentsaebyeok
He bought one-hundred cacti on Amazon! Pepper was going to kill him!
What had possessed him to do such a thing? He never went on shopping sprees when drunk. That just wasn’t a Tony Stark type of thing to do. And in all honesty, he was astonished he even remembered the Amazon password.
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Tony makes an interesting purchase while drunk. What he doesn’t expect is for said purchase to bite him in the ass in the worst possible way.
Beanimia by @whumphoarder
While Peter is visiting Tony and Morgan at the lake house for a long weekend, the six-year-old manages to accidentally break Peter’s nose.
Unfortunately, Spider-Man's super-healing decides to go on holiday the same weekend that he does.
Ty for the tag! Not gonna tag anyone tho
go to this website and design yourself https://picrew.me/image_maker/9889 and then tag 4 people
@the-erikalypse @ethan-loves-you @sugarnitwitch @fanbun (Only if u want too )
Keeping this so I can help my future child on their finals.
(it’s impossible to include all, but I try my best)
January
January 1 – Palau became the first country to ban sun creams containing ingredients that are harmful to coral and marine life.
January 2 – The government of New South Wales, Australia, declares a state of emergency whilst the government of Victoria, Australia declares a state of disaster amid large bushfires that have killed as many as 500 million animals.
January 3 – A US drone strike at Baghdad International Airport kills Iranian general Qasem Soleimani and Iraqi paramilitary leader Abu Mahdi al-Muhandis.
January 5 – Iran pulls out of the 2015 nuclear deal, will not limit its uranium enrichment.
January 7 – 56 people are reported killed and over 200 injured in a crush at the funeral of general Qasem Soleimani in the city of Kerman, Iran.
January 7 – A 6.4 magnitude earthquake in Puerto Rico, island’s largest in a century, kill 1 person and destroy 800 homes.
January 8 – Ukraine International Airlines Flight 752 is shot down by Iran’s armed forces shortly after takeoff from Tehran Imam Khomeini Airport, killing all 176 people on board.
January 8 – Duke and Duchess of Sussex announce they are stepping back as “senior” royals, will work towards becoming financially independent.
January 16 – The impeachment trial of the President of the United States, Donald Trump, begins in the US Senate.
January 26 – Kobe Bryant and his 13-year-old daughter Gianna Bryant dies in a helicopter crash.
January 30 – The World Health Organization (WHO) declares the outbreak of the disease as a Public Health Emergency of International Concern.
January 31 – The United Kingdom and Gibraltar formally withdraw from the European Union at 11PM (GMT), beginning an 11-month transition period.
January 2020 was the hottest January in recorded history according to National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration
February
February 3 – Cruise ship Diamond Princess with 3711 passengers quarantined in Yokohama port, Japan after cases of coronavirus found on board.
February 5 – The US Senate acquits US president Donald Trump on articles of impeachment.
February 8 – 20 people dies in a mall shooting in Thailand.
February 9 – Deaths from the Coronavirus overtake those of Sars (2003) with 813 deaths worldwide.
February 10 – More than 30 bushfires put out by heaviest rainfall for 30 years in New South Wales, Australia, helping end one of the worst bushfire seasons ever, 46 million acres burnt, over 1 billion animals killed, 34 people dead.
February 11 – Snow falls in Baghdad, Iraq, for only the second time in a century.
February 23 – First major coronavirus outbreak in Europe in Italy with 152 cases and three deaths, prompting emergency measures, locking down 10 towns in Lombardy.
February 23 – China’s Supreme Leader Xi Jinping describes the country’s coronavirus outbreak as the China’s largest health emergency since 1949.
February 24 – Former Hollywood producer Harvey Weinstein found guilty of rape and a criminal sexual act.
February 29 – Luxembourg becomes the first country in the world to make all public transport in the country (buses, trams, and trains) free to use.
February 29 – A conditional peace agreement is signed between the United States and the Taliban in Doha, Qatar. The U.S. begins gradually withdrawing troops from Afghanistan.
March
March 8 – Italy places 16 million people in quarantine, more than a quarter of its population, in a bid to stop the spread of COVID-19. A day later, the quarantine is expanded to cover the entire country, becoming the first country to apply this measure nationwide.
March 9 – International share prices fall sharply in response to a Russo-Saudi oil price war and the impact of COVID-19. The Dow Jones Industrial Average (DJIA) plunges more than 2,000 points, the largest fall in its history up to that point. Oil prices also plunge by as much as 30% in early trading, the biggest fall since 1991.
March 11 – The World Health Organization declares the COVID-19 outbreak a pandemic with 121,564 cases worldwide and 4,373 deaths.
March 11 – Harvey Weinstein is sentenced to 23 years in prison for a criminal sex act and rape in New York.
March 12 – Global stock markets crash. The Dow Jones Industrial Average goes into free fall, closing at over −2,300 points, the worst losses for the index since 1987.
March 13 – The government of Nepal announces that Mount Everest will be closed to climbers and the public for the rest of the season due to concerns from the COVID-19 pandemic in Asia.
March 14 – Spain goes into lockdown after COVID-19 cases in the country surge.
March 16 – The Dow Jones Industrial Average falls by 2,997, the single largest point drop in history and the second-largest percentage drop ever at 12.93 percent, an even greater crash than Black Monday (1929).
March 17 – European leaders close the EU’s external and Schengen borders for at least 30 days in an effort to curb the COVID-19 pandemic.
March 17 – The island of Luzon, the largest island of the Philippines, is placed under the enhanced community quarantine due to the coronavirus pandemic in the country.
March 18 – The European Broadcasting Union announces that the Eurovision Song Contest 2020 will be cancelled due to COVID-19 in Europe, the first cancellation in the contest’s 64-year history.
March 20 – The worldwide death toll from COVID-19 surpasses 10,000 as the total number of cases reaches a quarter of a million.
March 20 – Smoke from Australian bushfires killed more people than the fires - 417 vs 33 according to new study published in “Medical Journal of Australia.”
March 22 – A prison riot in Colombia, which was sparked by coronavirus fears, left 23 inmates dead and another 83 injured.
March 24 – Indian PM Narendra Modi orders a 21 day lockdown for world’s second most populous country of 1.3 billion people.
March 26 – Global COVID-19 cases reach 500,000, with nearly 23,000 deaths confirmed. American cases exceed all other countries, with 81,578 cases and 1,180 deaths.
March 28 – North Korea launched an unidentified projectile off the coast of Japan. This is the sixth launch in the last month.
March 30 – The price of Brent Crude Oil falls 9% to $23 per barrel, the lowest level since November 2002.
March 30 – The International Olympic Committee and Japan suspend the 2020 Summer Olympics and are rescheduled for July 23 to August 8, 2021.
April
April 2 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 1 million worldwide.
April 5 – British Prime Minister Boris Johnson admitted to hospital suffering from coronavirus COVID-19.
April 7 – Japan declares a state of emergency in response to COVID-19, and finalises a stimulus package worth 108 trillion yen (US$990 billion), equal to 20% of the country’s GDP.
April 10 – The death toll from COVID-19 exceeds 100,000 globally.
April 14 – The International Monetary Fund (IMF) says it expects the world economy to shrink 3%, the worst contraction since the Great Depression of the 1930s.
April 14 – US President Donald Trump freezes funding for the World Health Organization pending a review, for mistakes in handling the coronavirus COVID-19 pandemic and for being “China-centric”, prompting international criticism.
April 15 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 2 million worldwide.
April 16 – 22 million Americans have filed for unemployment in 4 weeks (5.2 million in the last week), wiping out 9 ½ years of job gains.
April 20 – Oil prices reach a record low.
April 25 – The global death toll from COVID-19 exceeds 200,000.
April 27 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 3 million worldwide.
April 28 – US Department of Defense releases three declassified videos of possible UFOs from 2004 and 2015.
April 30 – British Captain Tom Moore, who raised more £30 million for the National Health Service walking in his garden, turns 100 and made an honorary colonel by the Queen.
May
May 5 – The UK death toll from COVID-19 becomes the highest in Europe.
May 6 – Irish organisation repays a 170 year old favor, raising over $2 million (to date) for US Navajo Nation and Hopi Reservation badly affected by coronavirus. In 1840s Choctaw Nation sent $170 to aid Irish potato famine.
May 6 – Hungary has become the first EU member state to lose their democractic status according to the NGO Freedom House.
May 10 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 4 million worldwide.
May 12 – Gunmen storm a maternity hospital and kill 24 people, including two newborn babies, in Dashte Barchi, a majority-Shia neighborhood of Kabul, Afghanistan.
May 13 – Every African country now has cases of coronavirus COVID-19.
May 14 – The UN warns of a global mental health crisis caused by isolation, fear, uncertainty and economic turmoil.
May 16 – 118-year old American department store JC Penney files for bankruptcy.
May 19 – Greenhouse gas emissions dropped 17% worldwide in April 2020 when world was in lockdown, in study published in “Nature Climate Change.”
May 19 – Two dams on Tittabawassee River in central Michigan breached by floodwaters, forcing evacuation of thousands of residents.
May 21 – Cyclone Amphan makes landfall in eastern India and Bangladesh, killing over 100 people and forcing the evacuation of more than 4 million others. It causes over US$13 billion in damage, making it the costliest cyclone ever recorded in the North Indian Ocean.
May 26 – George Floyd, an African-American man dies after he was handcuffed and lying face down on a city street during an arrest, Derek Chauvin, a white Minneapolis police officer kept his knee on Floyd’s neck for 8 minutes and 46 seconds despite he was pleading for breath.
May 26 – Costa Rica becomes the first Central American country to legalise same-sex marriage.
May 26 – Twitter adds warning labels to warn about inaccuracies in US President Donald Trump’s tweets for the first time.
May 26 – After a recording by a bystander about the arrest of George Floyd went viral the four officers who were present were fired. The same day a demonstrations and protests took place in the Minneapolis–Saint Paul area.
May 27 – The Chinese National People’s Congress votes in favour of national security legislation that prevents subversion, terrorism, separatism and foreign interference in Hong Kong.
May 27 – Spain begins 10 days of mourning for victims of COVID-19.
May 28 – The United States Department of Justice released a joint statement with the FBI, saying they had made the investigation into George Floyd’s death “a top priority”.
May 29 – Derek Chauvin was arrested and charged him with third-degree murder and second-degree manslaughter, becoming the first white officer in Minnesota to be charged for the death of a black civilian.
May 30 – The first crewed flight of the Dragon 2 is launched from Cape Canaveral, Florida, the first manned spacecraft to take off from U.S. soil since 2011. The next day the spacecraft successfully reached the International Space Station (ISS).
May 31 – Since May 26 over a 100 city in all 50 states in the US was held supporting those seeking justice for George Floyd and the Black Lives Matter movement, and speaking out against police brutality.
May 31 – The hacktivist group Anonymous released a video after remaining silent for 3 years demanding justice for George Floyd.
May 31 – The number of confirmed cases of COVID-19 passes 6 million worldwide.
I love this
I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.
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INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified
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FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested
JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed
LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed
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SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted
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LASTLY Concluded Concurred
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WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved
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OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled
ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered
ANNOYING Nagged
I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured
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OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered
SURPRISE BITCH Revealed
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BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased
au where when leia is yelling at vader in a new hope he figures out she’s his kid and flips back to the good side like, instantly & the two of them end up crash landed on tattooine trying to intercept r2 and/or obi-wan before they leave the planet. neither of them know about luke of course and there’s an entire planet to search. leia doesn’t trust anakin AT ALL and he’s like, awkward and pissy cause of the sand and also desperately trying to get on her good side
Body Heat = 107.6 F
Cold Water = 40 F
Hot Air = 300 F
High Altitude = 15,000 ft
Starvation = 45 days
Diving Depth = 282 ft
Lack of Oxygen = 11 minutes
Blood Loss = 40%
Dehydration = 7 days