Tom Licked Jake’s Hand. Reminder That Tom Is 23

My favorite whumpy/fluff MCU books for @clover-roseee cause it would get annoying if I messaged you all the links.

The Occupational Hazard of Being by @frostysunflowers

Five times someone took care of Peter, and one time he took care of himself.

The Fondest Memories Are Made... When Gathered Around the Table by @marvelous-writer

A game of football with the team goes horribly wrong and Peter winds up breaking his nose.

Windy Webs by silentsaebyeok

And that was it. He was officially an idiot. Peter didn’t mean to be dramatic, but this was one of the most embarrassing things to ever happen to him, even if there was no one around to witness the fall of the century.

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Peter goes web-slinging in dangerous weather and gets seriously injured. It doesn't help that he has to spend the whole summer living with the consequences.

Wild horses couldn't drag me away by @frostysunflowers

''The kid was still stretched out on the bench, covered in blankets with his head resting on the rolled-up leather of Steve’s jacket. The drugs coursing through him had lulled him into a dreamy state between asleep and awake, leaving him prone to fluctuating moments of lucidity and sleepiness.

They’d also made him clingy as hell.''

Queer Eye for the Cacti by silentsaebyeok

He bought one-hundred cacti on Amazon! Pepper was going to kill him!

What had possessed him to do such a thing? He never went on shopping sprees when drunk. That just wasn’t a Tony Stark type of thing to do. And in all honesty, he was astonished he even remembered the Amazon password.

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Tony makes an interesting purchase while drunk. What he doesn’t expect is for said purchase to bite him in the ass in the worst possible way.

Beanimia by @whumphoarder

While Peter is visiting Tony and Morgan at the lake house for a long weekend, the six-year-old manages to accidentally break Peter’s nose.

Unfortunately, Spider-Man's super-healing decides to go on holiday the same weekend that he does.

Spoiler Free Account!

There is leaked footage going around the internet and just so everyone knows, I am a spoiler free account! Hope all of your accounts are too so no one gets the movie ruined for them! <3

This is adorable💕

Using Peter Parker to practice drawing in a simpler style. The concept? Shirts he’s gotten as gifts from the ironfam

Sorry these are so dirty CamScanner doesn’t work well in the lighting I was in

Um... should I be concerned that I got Butter, Chipotle, and fucking Carl????

I can’t tell if I should be concerned that I count Carl as a word or if I should fear Carl?????

@frog-in-tom-hollands-mouth @sarcasticspiderman @peterparkersshitlist @spongeguyandlelouchvibridankia @a-bisexual-teenager

REBLOG THIS IF YOU THINK THAT YOUR INTERNET FRIENDS DESERVE THE WORLD AND EVERYTHING BEYOND THAT.

YOU DESERVE THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE

AUNT MAY THROWING A BANANA AT PETER AND CALLING HIS SPIDEY SENSE “Peter Tingle” NAME A MORE ICONIC AUNT MAY-

The hero shows up at the villain’s doorstep one night. They’re shivering, bleeding, scared. There’s also a slightly dazed look in their eyes– they were drugged. They look like they were assaulted. Looking up at the villain, swaying slightly as they’re close to passing out, they mumble “…didn’t know where else to go…” then collapse into the villain’s arms.

How to deliver a baby:

Catch

Swaddle

So Nick Fury losing his eye or...?

You know what’s a million times more exciting than a random plot twist that comes out of nowhere? A plot twist that was foreshadowed by things you didn’t realize were foreshadowing at first. Nothing makes me go absolutely bananas like the feeling of “oh FUCK…[seemingly unrelated thing] WAS FORESHADOWING”