MY ENTIRE FUCKING CHILDHOOD I WANTED TO BE A FUCKING CAT

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Tony: Yep I’m a tall glass of water, ready to quench your thirst

Stephen: Bitch you’re 5 foot now get over here you little shot glass

Snacks

Stephen: Tony! We need to buy some things, there are no snacks left in the kitchen.

Tony, entering the room: Stephen, I’m literally right here.

Stephen: yeah okay, you’ve got a point.

“I should draw Iron Man and Spider-Man” I said to myself, completely skipping the part where I learn how to draw the Iron Man suit.

hello! i just wanted to say thank you for this really cool and helpful blog. do you have any good amnesia fics? thank you!

THE AMNESIA LIST!

Thanks to everyone who sent in an ask requesting this trope. Here’s a list of some fics that feature amnesia that we compiled for you. Enjoy!

Peter suffering from amnesia

Broken Thoughts (I Remember Everything) by blackwatchandromeda

“Peter, who am I?“He hesitates. “I’m sorry. I… I don’t know.” -Peter Parker has been missing for thirty-six days. When Tony Stark finally finds him, he’s wandering around New York with no memories, unaware of where and who he is. The missing month is a mystery, and nobody knows what happened to him - least of all the kid himself.Peter, meanwhile, is trying to piece together who he was. What doesn’t help is the big secret he’s sure Tony is keeping from him, or the way the man is avoiding him.Nobody notices how the missing month is catching up to them until everything goes wrong. -(Not Infinity War compliant, but takes place after Civil War.)

blank stares by parkrstark

Peter’s head snapped back to face him and he winced. “I-I’m sorry, sir. I don’t know…” He looked around the room helplessly. “I don’t know what’s going on.”Tony was almost too afraid to ask, “What was the last thing you remember?”Peter closed his eyes, thinking for a brief moment before he opened them again and answered, “Ice cream. My mom and dad were taking me out to get ice cream.”Now it was Tony’s turn to be scared. “Pete…do you know what year it is?” “Of course. It’s 2009.”

remember me by aileenwood

“Glad you’re back,” he smiles, and Peter can see the raw relief in it.My kid.Oh, of course. That’s his dad.“ or:After a particularly bad injury, Peter wakes up in a hospital room with a blank mind.He’s lost and confused until a man steps in, ruffles his hair and smiles gently.He immediately guesses that’s his father, obviously. He’s not stupid.

The Curly-Haired Boy In The Paper by agib 

When Tony sees the blurry, grey scale photograph of someone he thought he had lost years ago, he follows the trail to a newspaper company, to a hospital, to an adoption agency, to the police station and finally to May Parker’s house.

In The Woods Somewhere by iamq

Re-write of “The Rituals of You and Me”.Tony Stark finds HYDRA’s latest weapon in the cold Russian woods, half starved and frozen near to death. Tony Stark adopts HYDRA’s latest weapon and takes him to the New York concrete jungle, makes him a home, and gives him a family.

When the day’s over, will you remember me? by Webtrinsic

June 20, 2016 had been the day his son had been taken. Tortured. Hit over the head one to many times, and everyday now. It was June 20th. It’d always be that day to him, and Tony knew it’d always be his fault.

Tony suffering from amnesia

Retrograde by madasthesea

Prompt: what about the remember me one? seen a lot of fics with peter getting amnesia but never one of tony forgetting anything? could be a nice switch to see how peter would deal with that + tony trying to figure out how he went from a wild playboy to a supposed superhero with a teenager.  Tony gets amnesia. When Peter comes to visit him in the hospital, Tony takes one look at him and immediately assumes that Peter’s his son.

Tabula Rasa by PinkEasterEggs

“Tony,” the blonde sighed his name, as if it were a prayer. “Thank God you’re okay. We were worried for a second.”Tony frowned, staring at the hand holding his own. What was going on?“I’m sorry,” the teenage boy sniffed, eyes pooling with tears as he stared down at Tony with such a sorry expression that the genius wondered if he was meant to actually feel bad for this kid.“Peter,” the blonde man gave the teenager a look. It was clear they’d had this conversation a million times. “What have i said? It wasn’t your fault; Dad doesn’t blame you— right Tony?”Tony cleared his throat, both pairs of blue and brown eyes getting brought back to him. “Okay, this has been fun but who the hell are you?”When a mission goes wrong, Tony gets hurt and loses his memory. The last 25 years is wiped from his mind and he wakes up in a 47 year old body with a 22 year old mind. Apparently he has a family now?

Don’t Let it Make You Cry by amine

”‘And who are you?‘Peter recoiled, stunned by the harsh unfamiliarity of those words. God, did that hurt. He was so used to being greeted with a warm ‘hey, kid!’ and an arm around his shoulders that tears nearly sprung to his eyes at seeing and hearing for himself that Tony really did not remember them.“

by Marvelous_Writer

After seeing the kid fall into the water after getting hit, Quentin dove in right after him after a few seconds of waiting for him to return back to the surface. But after a hit like that, he was sure to be unconscious… or worse.

Worry gnawed away at him as Quentin dove in the water, his eyes frantically searching the water below for any sign of the kid’s red and blue suit.

“Come on, kid… where are you?” He mumbled to himself as he swam faster and deeper.

An alternate scene to the fight with the water monster in Far From Home.

Words: 2271, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Far From Home (2019), Marvel, Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Peter Parker, Spider-Man, Quentin Beck, Mysterio, Tony Stark, Iron Man, (mentioned)

Relationships: Quentin Beck & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Spider-Man & Mysterio

Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Drowning, (Almost), Water Creature, elemental creature, Poor Peter, Poor Peter Parker, Hurt Peter, Hurt Peter Parker, Peter Parker Whump, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Precious Peter Parker, Quentin Beck Is A Good Bro

Oh God i needed this

MASTERPOST

Miraculous Ladybug

Queen of Mean AU

Queen of Mean - Part 1 

Worse than the Devil

Made me Do (Queen of Mean)

Sorry (Not Sorry) Queen Mari AU Continuation

I Forgot (Queen Of Mean Au)

CROSSOVER AUs

Marinette: A legacy (Legacies/Vampire DIaries/ Originals)

The Fast and Furious Times Of Marinette (Ladybug/Fast and Furious AU)

The Fast and Furious Times Of Marinette – Headcannons

Marinette: Iron Man’s Minion (Marvel)

Marinette: Iron Man’s Minion: Rising  (Part 2)

Ladybug in Smallville (DCg)

Ladybug in Gotham (and Space) (Part 2)

Demon princess (Inuyasha Crossover)

Five boys the Batfamily scared off (And the one boy who helped Marinette get revenge on them all)

Journal entries from a (Fashion) Princess (Princess Diaries)

Cry Little Sister (Come to Your brother) (Lost Boys)

Marinette: Blood Of Steel (Young Justice)

Marinette: Mother of Superboy (Young Justice)

Lady Noire In Gotham (Batman)

Marinette VS Santa 

Marinette Vs Santa (Part 1)

Marinette Vs Santa: The Rematch

Fan Art

ONE SHOTS

Rather be Me (than with You)

Tattered Remains of Broken Dreams (Yours, not Mine)

White Horse (This Ain’t a Fairytale)

Over This (Over you)

Best Birthday Wishes

Bridges Burned (Mama always told me that I should play nice. But she never met you)

Truth is Subjective

Adrien Centric One-Shots

Chaotic Chat

Teenage Rebellion

DRABBLE

Gabriel’s Regret 

by sad_yeehaw

“I have an announcement to make,” Tony said, getting up from his chair and shushing everyone around him. He was situated at one head of the table, and some of the avengers noticed the empty spot to his left, but didn’t question it. “Tonight is a very special Avengers Family Dinner™, since we have a new member joining us. Underoos, please come out of wherever you’re hiding, please.”

When Mr. Stark finished his sentence, Peter did a backflip off the ceiling where he was hiding, and landed behind Tony, making a few people jump. His mentor smiled and stepped to the side, pushing the teenager in front for everybody to see.

He was a bit intimidated by the amount of eyes on him, but he still needed to introduce himself. He swallowed hard and started talking.

“Um… Hi, everyone. I’m Peter Parker, but you might know me as Spider-man.”

or

peter is invited to the avengers family dinner, which is pretty eventful, to say the least.

Words: 790, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of the spiderling meets the rest of the team

Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M, Multi

Characters: Peter Parker, May Parker (Spider-Man), Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, James “Bucky” Barnes, Steve Rogers, Natasha Romanov (Marvel), Clint Barton, Bruce Banner, Thor (Marvel), Wanda Maximoff, Loki (Marvel), Shuri (Marvel), T'Challa (Marvel), Vision (Marvel), Sam Wilson (Marvel), Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Relationships: James “Bucky” Barnes/Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner/Thor, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Tony Stark, Peter Parker & Steve Rogers, James “Bucky” Barnes & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Natasha Romanov, Peter Parker & Thor, Loki & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Shuri, Bruce Banner & Peter Parker, Clint Barton & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Vision, Wanda Maximoff & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Sam Wilson, Peter Parker & Pepper Potts, May Parker (Spider-Man) & Peter Parker, Scott Lang & Peter Parker, Scott Lang/Hope Van Dyne, Peter Parker & Hope Van Dyne, Peter Parker & T'Challa, Peter Parker & James “Rhodey” Rhodes

Additional Tags: woah that was too many relationships and characters, that took me a while, whatever, okay, this is the first fanfic i have written since 2015, when i wrote shit on wattpad, Hopefully it isn’t too bad, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker’s Parental Figure, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Parent Tony Stark, morgan doesn’t exist bc i can’t write small children, I’m Sorry, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker is a Little Shit, BAMF Natasha Romanov, BAMF Peter Parker, BAMF Bucky Barnes, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Not Captain America: Civil War (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Infinity War Part 1 (Movie) Compliant, Not Avengers: Endgame (Movie) Compliant, Not Spider-Man: Far From Home Compliant, i can’t tag, How Do I Tag, this is gonna be bad oof, tony nat and loki are alive because i said so

by hanjihyun

5 times Peter gave Tony a heart attack and one time he made it stop altogether.

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Where Peter is Tony’s biological child and the kid just can’t get enough of scaring his father.

Words: 2835, Chapters: 1/6, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Borrowed child

Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Characters: Peter Parker, Tony Stark, James Rhodes, Pepper Potts, Happy Hogan

Relationships: Peter Parker & Tony Stark, James “Rhodey” Rhodes & Tony Stark, Pepper Potts/Tony Stark, Happy Hogan & Peter Parker

Additional Tags: Kid Peter Parker, Precious Peter Parker, Peter Parker Needs a Hug, Hurt Peter Parker, Sick Peter, Sick Peter Parker, Tony Stark Has A Heart, Tony Stark Needs a Hug, Parent Tony Stark, Tony-centric, Protective Tony Stark, Peter Parker is Tony Stark’s Biological Child, 5+1 Things, Domestic Avengers, Pre-Iron Man 1, Baby Peter Parker

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