Bless Me Duck Lord

some words of encouragement from the gaang <3

if we do eventually get a faithful tv show/movie reboot of the percy jackson series, I want each story to AGGRESSIVELY take place in the year its supposed to. The soundtrack for lightning thief is entirely popular songs that came out in 2005. Missy Elliot’s ‘Lose Control’ plays over the furies bus ride scene. Poseidon has a puka necklace. Luke has that layered popped collar polo shirt look going on. There’s a scene where ‘Just The Girl’ is playing while Percy stares at Annabeth, but it then fades out and reveals the song is Annabeth’s ringtone on her clunky early 2000s cell phone. Percy has heelys. ‘Crazy Frog’ is blaring inside the Lotus Hotel&Casino. The Livestrong bracelets and other rubber bracelets like it are everywhere, Grover has ten on each arm.

Sea of Monsters. ‘Stupid Girls’ is blaring when Annabeth makes her entrance in the gym fight. Grover has an ipod nano full of Hannah Montana and HSM songs. All the Aphrodite girls are wearing juicy tracksuits….so is Hermes. ‘Bad Day’ is Percy’s jam. Grover has accumulated even More bracelets. Tyson has frosted tips, because I said so. During the final scene with Percy getting that note from Poseidon, the opening of ‘Welcome to the Black Parade’ starts up, pauses for a moment when Thalia is reborn, and picks back up with the guitar and runs into the end credits.

Titan’s Curse. Percy has gotten that iconic swoopy skater hair cut, and he has bright blue braces. Skinny jeans. Thalia dresses like Avril Lavigne and has the raccoon eyes look. Apollo is wearing clothes that weren’t the style yet in 2006, because he looked into the future.

Battle of the Labyrinth. It’s 2007 y'all. ‘Girlfriend’ is playing in the cafe where Percy and Annabeth are talking to Rachel. Ancient Greek translated copies of ‘Deathly Hallows’ are seen constantly in the background. Percy unironically believes that Spider-Man 3 was a good movie. The reason Mr. D isn’t at camp to help Chris is because he’s off trying to help Britney Spears. A camper made an ‘Obama Girl’ parody called ‘Zeus Girl’ and Hera wants her dead. Tyson is obsessed with the ‘I Can Haz Cheezburger’ meme. When Annabeth was planning to meet Percy for their movie not-date date, she wore a denim skirt with leggings underneath. Silena has those really obvious highlights. Percy keeps getting attacked by monsters or demigods right when he’s about to take a bite of something, mirroring the iconic ‘People Getting Punched Right Before Eating’. Aphrodite girls have moved onto vests and clip in colored hair. Nico’s fashion is like PEAK 2007 hot topic shirts. ‘Bubbly’ is the theme for Calypso’s Island. Probably a Fall Out Boy song plays for the big battle at the end.

Last Olympian. 2008. Grover is wearing a Team Jacob shirt. Nico is wearing a Team Edward shirt. They won’t make eye contact the entire film. Percy is filming things with a flip camera. Jonas 👏 Brothers 👏 Are👏 On👏 The👏 Soundtrack👏. At the victory party on Olympus everyone has shutter shades. Rachel’s wearing those hippie-ish headbands that go across your forehead. GLADIATOR SANDALS. ‘Single Ladies’ plays at some point, obviously. Meryl Streep’s rendition of 'Mamma Mia’ from the movie released that year plays over one of the battles. Think of all the blackberries and flip phones they were taking off random sleeping citizens to call Annabeth.

don’t even get me STARTED on all the 2009 brand fun we could have with Heroes of Olympus and further on in Trials of Apollo….please someone get on this

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Here we go again.

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND !?!?!?

I WAS attACKED

Hello I’m back with more overdone IW jokes and off-model costumes :’)

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How To Get Work Done When You’re 0.5 Seconds Away From Ending It All: A No-Nonsense Guide To School When You Feel Like Death

Please reblog so others can see!!! It didn’t make it into the studyblr tag!!!

Important points are bolded for my fellow exhausted students. I see you and I’m with you.

At Home:

1. I know people have said otherwise, but studying from your bed is okay. I know how it feels to not want to get up. Sometimes sitting up in bed is the most you can do. I’ve found that getting dressed helps me feel a little more into it, but don’t go out of your way to do it if it’ll kill your vibe or make you uncomfy.

2. Honestly, if you’re not going to school, you probably shouldn’t be getting up before 8 or 9. There’s a fuckton of studies that show that that’s around when your brain actually wakes the hell up and is ready to take on the day. Don’t force yourself to get up at the asscrack of dawn if you can avoid it.

3. I’m probably gonna get shit for this, but it’s okay to skip class sometimes. Just make sure that you know what you need to do make up for it, have someone that can send you the notes, whatever.

4. For the love of god, eat. I don’t care if you have a full breakfast, a bowl of cereal, or the junk food you have stashed in your room, or five saltines, just fucking eat so you can have something in your stomach. Just take my word for it.

5. You know what’s trying to get you to be productive at all times? Capitalism. You know what also sucks major ass? Capitalism. Don’t buy into it. Take breaks and take them often. If you need to tap out, do it, and anyone who disses you for it can suck it.

6. Fuck the “no zero days” mentality. If you need a day to recharge, or you’re just having a really shitty day, don’t feel pressured to be “productive”. If you feel like absolute hell, the most productive thing you can do is give yourself time to feel better. Please, please take my word for it.

7. I know you feel miserable. I do too. But if push comes to shove and you’ve got deadlines coming up and you’re not ready, sometimes it all comes down to just sucking it up and getting it over with. However! It doesn’t necessarily have to be top quality material. Why? Because a 50 or a 60 is still way fucking better than a zero.

At School:

1. Slader has answers for hundreds of textbooks across lots of subjects. Your book might not always be there, but if you’re lucky, it might save you a fuckton of time on that homework. It’s a blessing. Just make sure you actually read over the answers so that you at least kinda understand them.

2. SparkNotes and Shmoop. For the love of god, don’t just use one or the other. Use both. Shmoop gives easy, casual, quick-to-remember plot summaries, and SparkNotes gives good analysis so you look like you actually know what you’re talking about.

3. Try to have at least one person you can lean on in every class. Whether it’s to get help on homework or to vent about how much the class is killing you, I swear, it helps so much. If you can make a groupchat with people, the more the merrier.

4. There’s probably someone willing to just give you the homework answers, no questions asked. Most people get it. People understand when you’re tired and not into it. If there’s a class you’re good in and you can help them out as well, then it’s even better, because there’s a give-and-take.

5. If you have time during or in between classes, try to get a little homework done. I know the minute I get home, my motivation to do anything school-related drops 644747457%. Try to get a little done while you’re in the groove. Future you will fall to their knees in gratitude.

6. Find a comfort item you can bring to school with you. Doesn’t matter what it is. Bonus points if you can wear it or if it fits in your pocket. Pick something that makes you feel a little better whenever you look at it or hold it. I wear jewelry dedicated to my gods, but it can really be anything.

7. I know people say that grades are just a number, and they really are, but if you’re like me and still stress over them anyways, for whatever reason, it’s okay. Just remember that someday in the future, there will be a time when that shitty grade will not matter and will never matter again. You’ll get to move on with your life, and no one will care that you failed some class or some test or whatever.

8. If someone is giving you hell for not liking or not being good at a certain class, tell them to fuck off and move on with your life.

I hope this post can help people like me who are this close to rock bottom but still need to muddle through. Please know that this too shall pass. Please stay alive today. Know that if any of you ever need anyone to talk to, I’m right here.

So… *checks box*

Talking about trees, any other ADHD coping mechanisms we’d like to discuss today?

Andre even made an ice cream flavor for Marinette and Kagami. Marinette didn’t even flinch at that. It’s basically canon

In case any of you had any doubts, Marinette is big phat ass Disaster Bi.

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