Random Mansion Generator

Guys behind the scenes of Thor the Dark World is one of the funniest things i’ve seen

Tom fully yeeted himself out.

• my dumbass

•honey and/or baby

• motherfuckin child

• this

cute gender neutral things to call ur partner 

the big bean 

industrial sized jar of peanut butter 

left boob

a literal bee 

paper towel  

Tony: *rollerblading into Stephen’s office wearing sunglasses and holding a pina colada* Stephen you’re not gonna fucking believe this!

Andre even made an ice cream flavor for Marinette and Kagami. Marinette didn’t even flinch at that. It’s basically canon

In case any of you had any doubts, Marinette is big phat ass Disaster Bi.

Ship Things that Kill Me

gentle face-touching

crying-while-smiling (esp. if combined with a reunion)

Wanting! To grow old together!! (bonus points if they actually do)

standing on tip-toes/leaning down to kiss a s/o with height difference

hugs

soft kisses

small gestures that wouldn’t usually be romantic but have lots of meaning behind them

HUGS

Battle Couples!!!

goofy/sarcastic banter

cute mutual blushing when they do something romantic for the first time

hand holding

Hugs

did I mention hugs

Excuse me? If I was 40 w/no kids I would STILL go to the wiggles concert. Especially if Steve from Blues Clues made a surprise appearance

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

I’m the deity of mark...

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

What in thine fuck

Peter Parker: “You question how much I love potatoes”

Harley Keener: “Potatoes are nasty”

Peter: “...how DARE YOU”

The equation for that is 0=0

oh so you like math? Name every number