Correction: Duo Dies

This is my dog except she’s stopped trying and just lets it hit the floor

god i fucking love tiktok sometimes

Why would I lie to you?

If our band director doesn’t stop us we’ll probably be having weekly chair challenges unless we can challenge right after a challenge and then it’ll be each class

hey y’all take my marching band uquiz

John.

Baked a silly little dude today, name suggestions needed

I don’t expect anyone to see this and I’m probably not going to post ever again I just want tumblr to stop telling me to post something

Try not to die from too much vitamin C

I've eaten 3 oranges today and I can't get enough

They're so juicy and they taste like candy and they smell so good and I just can't stop eating oranges

Like someone please help I've eaten more than one every day for like a week now and there's no sign of stopping

Hold on what do you mean “Is consensual cannibalism a path to well-being?”

I’m not sure my band director sleeps he has a cat and a kitten he got this winter break

Apparently his cat can play every instrument known to man better than we can play them especially the brass maybe because our director plays trombone or just because Trumpets. No explanation needed

One Time I Dreamt: Band Director Edition

Boy do I have a story to tell. One day, my band director (we'll call him Mr. Finger (an inside joke)), was teaching the fall semester concert band class and he got a little sidetracked.

Mr Finger: Connor, I had a really weird dream about you last night.

Connor, the lead alto saxophone and drum major: What

Mr Finger: So we were at band rehearsal and for some reason, it was at my mom's house. Her backyard was really huge, like football field huge, and I asked the drum majors to draw yard lines. But they were really bad yard lines. So I called Connor and Ashley over and was like, yo, redo this yard lines. Connor, get the tape measurer. But Connor flipped OUT on me and said, "I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE TAPE MEASURER IS!! THIS ISN'T MY HOUSE!! WHY WOULD I KNOW WHERE IT IS??" (Note: Connor is a very nice person to adults so this is strangely out of character). So, I told Connor to come into my office, which was actually my mom's kitchen. I told him to sit on the ground but it was cold, so I gave him a pink fuzzy comforter. Here's where it gets blurry, because I also remember Connor's parents showing up in an Oscar Meyer Weenie Van and having hotdog kids. Weird dream. Anyway-

The Class: stunned because wtf was that

I was told this story at rehearsal that day. Fast forward a little bit into clarinet sectionals. Connor is looking at the award cases and my friend asks,

"hey, are you looking for the measuring tape??"

Connor: *most terrifying death glare ever (he is a skinny white boy)*

My friend: *actually starts crying*

Anyway

Trick or treat!!!

Treat

Your treat is a boop!

BOOP!!!!!!!!

I just finish a book called The Ogress and the Orphans by Kelly Barnhill and it was very very good much enjoy

10/10 would recommend

Definitely sad it’s over though