I Will Pay Top Dollar To Get This On A T-shirt

a while back I was fighting with my sister about which of us was superior and I referred to myself as “having the force of a great typhoon” and that I was “mysterious as the dark side of the moon” and she just left 

im gonna cry i love it

silly comic with vampires and their human make-up artist friends

AANG IS A LITERAL RAY OF SUNSHINE AND I LOVE HIM OKAY

HE IS MY S ON

my apprentice: im going to risk my life for this random lady

me: you can’t you’re like 12

my apprentice: i want to become a true gentleman

me: 

Characters the signs should vote for in Smash

Aries: Professor Layton

Taurus: Professor Layton

Gemini: Professor Layton

Cancer: Professor Layton

Leo: Professor Layton

Virgo: Professor Layton

Libra: Professor Layton

Scorpio: Professor Layton

Sagittarius: Professor Layton

Capricorn: Professor Layton

Aquarius: Professor Layton

Pisces: Professor Layton

Rest in peace, Mr. Spock.

a collage depicting the names I constructed for these Pokemon before learning their actual names

Oh golly please

I'm doing a thing

If you reblog this before January 31st, 2016, you will get a free neko atsume cat based off of your blog! You must have your submission box open, and likes do not count.

You sit on a throne of lies

Do you think that when Clive gets out of prison he'll start taking classes as Gressenheller because I do