He Doesn't Understand Brainrot

What was it like when you had your first sexual interaction with someone? No need to get into the gritty details, just thoughts and emotions.

After that mishap, I made a point to stick with professionals. Oh, well.

flustered saiyan is my favorite type

thirsty appreciation post of Frieza's chest ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Diabolik Lovers CHAOS LINEAGE ー Laito [Heaven Scenario]

ー The scene starts in the hallway of the Sakamaki manor

Yui: ( Actually, we have to hand in an assignment by the beginning of next week, don’t we? )

( It’s a pretty tricky one, I haven’t been able to finish it quite yet. Perhaps I should go to the library sometime soon… )

*Thud* 

Yui: …Hm? I believe I heard something fall just now…

*Thud*

Yui: ( Again…It’s coming from the living room, what could it be? I suppose I’ll go have a look. )

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"c-cute little thing?..oh my~" Tsukimi says and she looks down and twirls her hair. "You're quite the flirt aren't you?" She says as looks back up at Laito and bites her lip subtly.

Nfu~

I can't help myself when I'm in your presence bitch-chan~

You're the cutes after all nfu

The difference between Vegeta's & Goku's rivalry in DB vs in Super is basically just.

"This is my rival, I can't stand him (derogatory)" vs "This is my rival, I can't stand him (affectionate)"

These two are best buddies, fight me

Ara ara.