Choices have consequences
Alejandro Vargas x reader (GN)
Warning: light angst, culinary crimes, talk about past food insecurity.
Summary: There is an unwritten rule that you assumed Alejandro would have learned by now, after three years of committed relationship: don't anger the cook. You were wrong.
On AO3
A/N: I'm like, five vodka cocktails in. If there are any mistakes I'll fix them when I'm sober. Also I got inspired by @ragingbookdragon 's badass reader because I just know Alejandro is. So. Whipped.
When you had decided to move in together, an arrangement was made: all household chores would be shared when he was present, but you would be in charge of meal planning and cooking.
It was a convenient set-up for the two of you; you wouldn't be burdened with all the chores when he was off-duty, and would only look after your own load of housekeeping when you were by yourself. Besides, Alejandro was by no means an incapable man when cooking, you were just better than him in that regard - by a lightyear.
To you, cooking wasn't just a means to an end - it was an act of service, a declaration of love. And to date a passionate man as Alejandro, you showed the same passion for your culinary art.
The kitchen was your realm, and you were the regent. No matter whoever was going to be the recipient of your hard work, you always chose the finest ingredients. You loved to experiment with flavours and aromas. You had transformed an unused closet at the far end of your kitchen into a walk-in pantry - your spices occupied nearly an entire wall in there.
You put your heart and soul into every dish, it didn't matter if it was for Alejandro and you, a house full of guests, or just yourself. Those close to the both of you knew that a dinner invitation to your house meant a culinary experience that could rival that of a Michelin star restaurant.
And you were damn proud of yourself for that. You nurtured yourself on the faces of your guests when their head tilted slightly backwards, their eyes closed, and a soft moan escaped them as soon as they tried your meals. Alejandro himself had more than once interrupted himself from eating to cup your face in his hands and kiss you to thank you for your efforts.
Which is why the very words that came out of his mouth hit you like a train dead on.
Granted, he didn't say them to you directly, you overheard him on accident the previous day while he was talking on the phone. You didn't mean to eavesdrop, but he wasn't being secretive either. He was sitting in the living room, and the conversation was quite light-hearted, so you assumed that the topic was nothing related to his work. You still kept quiet, sneaking behind him to grab a book you had meant to start reading for a while.
The conversation had shifted to meals, somehow, and it caught your attention immediately when he mentioned some of the meals you often made. It never failed to warm your heart when he gushed about your culinary skills.
"...I mean, I appreciate the effort because it's such a hassle to cook and they do it all from scratch, but a few times it felt like I was eating rations in the field."
...What?
He couldn't be talking about your food, right?
...Right?
He ended his sentence with a chuckle, and you just stood there, fingers grasping the spine of the book. Your eyes were fixed on the shelf as his conversation moved on, his voice fading from your perception.
There was a weight on your chest that expanded to the bottom of your stomach and to the middle of your head, settling right behind your eyes. Knowing what was to come, you left the book in its place and walked back to the room you'd come from, just as quietly as you'd arrived.
After twenty minutes or so, you emerged from your hiding place, face freshly washed and - hopefully - no traces of the little angst marathon you went through. Alejandro still sat in the living room, this time he was watching a rerun of some fútbol match, completely unaware of the beast he had unknowingly set loose.
You walked straight to the kitchen with a newfound determination, a mission if you will. After gulping two cups of water to rehydrate yourself - and a quick prayer to your late abuela for forgiveness for the crime you were about to commit - you put your hands to work. You usually took about two hours to cook, but you were sure that you would be over much quicker than that.
You carefully washed, sliced, and prepared the main ingredients, making sure that the meal would have everything necessary to look absolutely normal. You were akin to an explosives expert assembling a bomb, every step carefully calculated to achieve your goal.
The light scent of that escaped from the pot caught Alejandro's attention, and he robotically moved to set the table. You stole a glance at him, finding him eager and looking forward to dinner with a tiny grin on his face.
Estúpido mimado.
A few more minutes passed and the rice stew was ready. You looked at it, quite bland and lacking some colour, and knowing exactly how it would taste. Memories from a time long past flashed in your mind and you forced yourself to shoo them away. Carefully, you brought the pot to the table and filled two plates - Alejandro's, like always, had a extra spoonful.
You both sat down and started eating. You kept your eyes on your plate as you heard him chomp down eagerly, then quietly slow down until pulling to a stop. You tried your best not to break into a devilish smirk as he finally spoke to you.
"... Mi amor?" He sounded confused, if not a bit concerned, "the food tastes... Uh... Different than usual."
"...Yeah?," You quipped, knowing exactly what was wrong with the food, it wasn't just bland. It was sick dog level of blandness. No spices at all, no herbs, not even salt. "I tried a new recipe today."
"Uh, okay?," He frowned a bit, slowly pushing the food around with his plate, wondering how to tell you that he didn't like it one bit, "it just... It has no spices...?"
You can't contain your smirk this time, it felt like getting away with a crime. It was a criminal masterpiece.
"Pues claro, mi amor," your voice was sweet, but the mirth in your tone couldn't be hidden, and ran a shiver down his spine, "I wanted to emulate the flavour of the rations you seem to love so much."
Alejandro blinked once, twice, and felt his blood run cold. Had you heard him?
"Mi amor-" he began, but you interrupted him, pointing your spoon to his face.
"Escúchame bien Alejandro Vargas," you scolded him and he gulped and shut his mouth, sitting straight in his chair, "this kind of food would've been a banquet for me growing up. The sort of food I so lovingly dedicate myself to prepare everyday is the result of my dreams and desires from when I was a kid, and you disrespected that by acting como un estúpido mimado."
"Pero claro," you pitch raised and Alejandro had flashbacks of his own mamá whenever he got a scolding, "el señor put my meals at the same level of the rations he gets from the army, which I know how they taste like and don't you forget that," you accentuated every syllable with the spoon, which was still pointed at his face. Alejandro gulped as he watched you, and you continued on, "so I decided that you will eat this meal - all of it - and be thankful for every meal you receive from today on, mine or the army's, because making fun of the meals I so lovingly make for you is the same as making fun of me as a kid who got this only when there was something to celebrate. Entendido?"
"...Si, mi vida," Alejandro stated with a nod, feeling like a little kid under your harsh glare, "cada palabra."
"Good," you nodded, and carried on with eating your own meal, "que sea la última vez."
Alejandro took a few seconds to carry on with his meal, making a mental note to bring you a bouquet of flowers in the morning with your breakfast.
Excuse me...look at he. Thank u
Moments like that get me so emotional and happy ;_;
Captain Wesker orders you to love yourself! You can't become a villainous God if you don't!
(If there are any other flags you would like to see included, drop me a message in the ol' ask box and I'll get them out! Representation is important 💖)
Panic
[A/n:I completely forgot Gaz in my last post 😅, so here we are.Thank you for requesting]
Summary:Due to your trauma and social anxiety you will have a break down and get flashbacks if something too bad happens
Gaz
He isn't the best at this, but he spends alot of time with Price
So Dad mode 2.0 has arrived
He'll do the same pat on the back as price, bring you some water and hold you
He hopes this works, he really does
Again he isn't the best at this so don't expect sweet things to be whispered in your ear, that's Price and Soap level of good
[A/n:I told you it wouldn't take long 🥰. I hope you enjoyed]
THIS SCENE WAS SO FUNNY BECAUSE IT CALLED BACK TO THE CONVERSATION THEY HAD ABOUT HIS MASK AND IF HE WAS UGLY OR NOT AND HES THERE LIKE "O_O"
winters family u will always be famous
yk i’ve gotten a lot of really weird asks and whatnot, hate comments, whatever, but i can confidently say i’ve never had someone send me a picture of michael cera holding a camera before
Y/N, pinning Soap’s arms with their thighs in sparring: Haha! Eat shit, Scotsman! Soap, struggling: FUCKIN’ ‘ELL, The hell is in your thighs?! Y/N: Pure spite and protein, bitch! --
Someone: Hey Johnny. Y/N: Oh, no, only Ghost can- Soap: Oi! Only Y/N & Ghost can pull that off, it’s Soap to you. Y/N: Yeah he- wait me too? *gaaassp* Ohhh is this what favoritism feels like?! Soap: Pfft, maybe! Y/N: I enjoy it a lot! <3
-- American!Y/N: Fuckin’ git, he’s off his rocker, that one. The entire team: … American!Y/N: *dramatically smacks their hand over their mouth* Gaz: *laughing* Was that genuine?! Y/N: AH, I’ve been conditioned! I’ve been colonized! Soap: COLONI-*WHEEZE*
-- Fem Fatal!Y/N: What th- what is this, a spy movie? You want me to infiltrate by being some eye candy?! Laswell: It’s the best option we have. Ghost: I disagree with this. Soap: Me too! This feels real nasty, I think. Fem Fatal!Y/N: *sigh* Fine, I’ll do it. God gave me these tits for a reason, might as well use’em for somethin’. Gaz: PFF-no no, don’t be funny, this is a bad situation.
-- Graves: No! You can’t, cause if you take it- …you’ll be hurting my feelings :((( Ghost: You know, I was thinking about that. And, the thing is…I really don’t care.
-- (In a ride back to base; just makin’ conversation)
Gaz: Do you find boys attractive? Or girls. That’s one what to check, if you’re not sure. Y/N: *chuckles* You think I’m not sure? Y/N: Everyone’s attractive to be honest, even if it’s just something small. Like, some people have really gorgeous hands. Y/N: I don’t know…I’m a little bit in love with everyone I meet. But I think that’s normal. Gaz: …hm, suppose that’s a fair answer…
-- Soap, laughing: You watch it or might just start fallin’ for ya, L.T! Ghost: …would you like to? Soap: Eh-…huh? Simon: Would you like to? Fall in love with me, I mean… Soap: ….well I-…well, yeah. I wouldn’t mind…if you’d let me. Simon: …I’d let you. Soap: Well then, guess that’s it then. Woo me, Si. Simon: I’ll do my best.
-- Someone: I don't need advice from a team of virgin losers. Y/N: VIRGIN LOSERS?! *grabs Price’s shoulder and motions to him aggressively* You gonna tell me you think this man doesn’t fuck for a living?! HAVE YOU SEEN HIM?! Gaz & Soap: *for the millionth time trying not to laugh* Price: *he’s not encouraging it but he does look kinda smug*
-- Gaz, on TikTok: Everyone’s always like “Kyle how’d you bag a baddie, how’d you bag that baddie bruh-“ I didn’t bag shit. Y/N picked me up from my neck, threw me over their shoulder and I’ve been on it ever since. (Zooms out to show that he is in fact, on their shoulder) Gaz: And I ain’t got no plans on getting off anytime soon-
(This also works with Soap & Ghost)
-- Y/N: Why’s it always you got mommy issues or you got daddy issues? Me personally? Both my parents got me messed up, the side I pick? Is mine. I ain’t Hannah Montana- Y/N: 🎶but I got the best of both worlds!~🎵 Ghost: *he’s laughing on the inside, I swear*
-- Ghost, on the verge of dissociating: Why be sad…when you can just be ✨g o n e✨ Soap: Si, no-
-- Graves: Punch me. In the face. Didn’t you hear me? Y/N: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you speak, but it’s usually subtext. Graves: *huff* Well I- *gets punched so hard he falls over* Y/N: ….that felt good. Ghost: I’m so proud- Price: Stop encouraging them.
-- Soap, bursting into the briefing room: Y/N got into a fight! (Insert running scene) Price: Soldier, what hap- Ghost, sliding up in front of them: Did you win? Y/N: Of course I won. Ghost: Nice. Price: STOP ENCOURAGING VIOLENCE-
-- Y/N, in a vent above a room: Soap, it’s me, the devil! Soap: *wheeze* Gaz: *trying so hard not to laugh* Y/N: I’m here to convince you to do SIN. Come with me. Steal candy from babies and from small businesses! Soap: *WHEEZE*
-- Y/N, passing by: *does that super flirty “up & down” look* Hey König…~ König: Hallo, guten morgen. Y/N: *smiles and keeps going* König, as soon as they’re gone: *deep breath* Ohmeingottohmeingott *tiny scream*
-- Ghost after being asked about his feelings on Soap: *heavy breathing* ……..nextquestion-
-- Gaz, a menace on TikTok: Batches be on the lookout for Captain Save-A-Hoe, cause he savin’ hoes. Price, minding his business: ? Y/N, dramatically “swooning” in the background: I WANNA BE SAAAAAVED *falls* Price, unaware he’s having a thirst trap made for him: ?????
-- (I think bullying Graves is funny)
Graves: Let me tell you how this is gonna work- Y/N: You ain’t gonna tell me shit. Graves: Listen!- Y/N: Suck my dick. Graves: Listen to me!- Y/N: Suck my dick. Graves: Shut up, listen to me! Y/N: Suck my dick, you fuck man. Graves: Listen!! Y/N: Suck my dick. Graves: You will be here and listen to my ord- Y/N: You’ll be here sucking my dick. Graves: Listen to me, now! Y/N: Go fuck yourself.
-- Y/N: I would rather lead my team into a pit of fire, than have them wield guns for your ignorant usurper cunt of a general. Price: *mans is so proud it’s showing in his chops*
-- Simon: Your eyes are like sapphires…jeez…ahem, that’s pretty corny though, huh? Soap, swooning: No, not at all. Anyone would like it…aha… Simon: …uh…is this- Soap: Working? Oh yeah, thoroughly wooed, sir. Simon: Good, good.
-- Price: Please tell me you didn’t drag the boys into this. Y/N: I didn’t drag Soap & Gaz into this! *insert banging on door* Price: Who is that? Y/N: I think you know.
-- Soap: I wouldn’t wish that ‘pon my worst enemy. Unless, of course, we’re talkin’ ‘bout my enemy Philip Graves. Soap: Fuck you, Phillip(/neg), you know what you did.
-- Gaz: So you have feelings for this person. Just rip the bandaid off. Y/N, with daddy issues: It’s Price. Gaz: *inhales through his teeth* Put the bandaid back on.
-- Y/N: …Ghost? You’re into Ghost? Soap: Mhm…thoughts? Y/N: And prayers, Johnny. And prayers.
-- Gaz: Are you straight? Y/N: *chokes on drink* Don’t ever fucking insult me like that ever again.
-- (Some type of escort mission or somethin’)
Price: This woman wouldn’t know how to fix a broken fingernail. Fem!Y/N: Honestly, you lot have to be the most boorish, crude, pig-headed men I’ve ever met. Price: Hey, I’ve seen the high-bred boys you’ve hung out with, princess. I’m the only man you’ve ever met.
(Insert overly intense sexual tension here)
-- König: How does that even make any- *knife sound* König: *looks down at the knife in his thigh* Did you just- *takes knife out* Did you just stab me? What is your problem?!
-- (I’m only using Alejandro cause the dude in the audio had a slight Spanish accent, mans is definitely a feminist)
Alejandro: It’s not natural for girls to fight. Fem!Y/N: Now it’s not natural for a man to be as stupid as he is tall, but mm. Here you stand! Alejandro, in love: …
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(I'm so sorry English isn't my first language) HI!!!! I really liked the story you wrote (the one I requested with COD characters scolding the male reader) and I would like to request for part 2!! Preferably with Captain price, soap, Graves, Alejandro and Rudy? Thank you!! I LOVE YOUR WRITTING KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
[A/n:I love hearing that people liked my wrote so I'm so glad you liked it 😊. Thank you for requesting]
Summary:they scold you causing you to remember bad memories from your childhood
Type:Short Scenarios: Price X M!Reader: Soap X M!Reader: Graves X M!Reader: Alejandro X M!Reader: Rodolfo X M!Reader
Version:Mw2
Rodolfo
Now Rudy has scolded people in the past for their stupidity and recklessness *cough Alejandro Cough* But never, never! Has he made someone so upset by his scoldings that they avoid him. So when you avoided him, he got worried. More than when Alejandro got pity and didn't talk to him for a week. No, you've never done this, you've talked to him before hand. So why this time? He didn't want to pressure you but also at the same time he wanted to know what he did, so he got Alejandro to ask you. And he did. You explained to Alejandro and it broke his heart, especially because he had to explain it to Rudy why you were so upset. When Alejandro walked into Rudy's room, Rudy was already in his face nervously waiting for an answer. Once he heard why he felt so bad and instantly starting looking for you. He made sure to apologize and crush you in a hug to let you know he meant it.
Graves
He scolds everyone that's no surprise, he's strict when it comes to work but outside of work? It's rare for him to scold someone. So he most definitely scolded you on the job. And because of that he noticed quite quickly it affected you more than it should. Since you couldn't go far from him, he could see the change in your mood. So he would ask why your so gloomy, and wouldn't take "it's nothing" as an answer. So when you explained to him the problem he'd genuinely feel bad, as he's apologizing he'd probably call you something like "son", "boy", or "kiddo" instead of "soldier", maybe it made you feel better. But if you were dating he would probably call you "Honey" or "Sugar" when apologizing. Just to get his message more clear.
Price
Now he may be captain and you may be quite close with price but doesn't mean he'll go easy on you. He'll give you a harsh scolding like everyone else. But he'll notice your mood change instantly. He'll watch for a few days seeing how his scolding affect you. He'd felt a little bad for making you feel this way but he wouldn't let that slow him down. He was a Captian and had many responsibilities, yes he cared for you, but you need the scolding. He wouldn't scold you for no reason. It wasn't until it went on for longer than expected, when you continued to let his scolding get to you and visibly avoid price would he call you down to his office to talk to you. He'd have you explained what's wrong, and when you did that's when it hit him. He's been letting you feel this way for almost a week, he felt horrible. Yes, you needed that scolding but maybe he was to harsh? Price would quickly give you a warm and comforting hug and apologized, he made sure to let you know he was sorry.
Soap
He isn't one to scold, it doesn't happen alot. Mainly cause he leaves it to Ghost or Price but this time it was a in the moment scolding. It just happened in the heat of the moment, it felt necessary. He didn't notice your instant mood change due to him being busy but he could feel it, well more like sense it. Once you all got back to the base he still wouldn't notice to occupied with taking a shower and just relaxing, that mission was a tough one. When he was done and later just chilling with Gaz that's when he realized, not only did you instantly retreat when seeing Soap but also wouldn't look at him. Like at all. So as soon as he seen that he went to find you, just to see why your acting strange. As he's thinking about it he realizes you've been acting strange all day, well ever since he scolded you. When he finally found you he'd ask why and not let you leave until you tell him. When you do tell him, he'd feel horrible. An instant wave of guilt woudl crash over him and in that moment he'd be to stunned to speak. Which would let you be able to leave and for him to not be able to rightfully apologize. Everytime he'd try a lump would form in his throat not allowing him to.
Alejandro
Just like Price, since he's a leader, he's gonna scold people quite regularly. He still scolds Rudy, and just like with Rudy he won't hold back on you. For the most part he wouldn't feel bad about it. But when he thinks about it later he realizes it was a stupid reason. He wouldn't even realize, like most of them, but he would feel bad. So through the day, after he scolded you, he'd try to apologize but you just kept avoiding him. He'd try and try all day but it just wouldn't work. So he'd give you your space and talk with Rudy. He would still try to talk to you but a little less since he's still hanging out with Rudy. When he finally got to talk to you he wouldn't ask about why you've been avoiding him, but instead just apologize about his scolding and how it was a dumb reason. And even tho he didn't ask about why you were upset he'd still hey his point across.
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[A/n:I was really stuck on Soap and Alejandro if I'm being honest 😅. I hope you enjoyed]
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