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katya in a nutshell

IVE MET A SEX OFFENDER ON THE APP TINDER AND IM WARNING EVERYONE IN AND AROUND AUSTIN TEXAS OF THIS MAN. I CONTACTED TINDER AND THEY REFUSE TO TAKE ANY FURTHER ACTION. PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO THAT OTHER GIRLS CAN STAY SAFE FROM THIS MAN. HES TERRIBLE.

I was thinking about the Grim Reaper recently. They’re not tied to any particular religion, they just personify death and collect the soul and take them…where? What if they’re like afterlife HR?

“So hey! You’re right on time! Okay, your chart says ‘Hellenic.’ Got your coin for the ferryman? No?! Alright, here’s the deal: sign here, River Styx is down the next hall on the left, but you can’t cross for another hundred years. Hey, I don’t make the rules! What do you think a last will and testament’s for, Felix?!”

“Gina! Almost had you there in ‘93 with that heart attack, eh? Eh? Anyway, Catholic, right? Hang a left, St. Peter’s waiting behind the gates, he’ll give you your assignment.”

“Hey boss, this one didn’t believe in afterlife or having a soul– I’m headed to my next appointment.”

“Sanjay! Nice long life you had there, buddy. So you remember where the Great Revolving Door of Reincarnation is– oh wait! You qualify for nirvana! Look at you!”

“So Sam, you’re…agnostic. Come to my office, we’ll discuss your options.”

The differences under the ace umbrella

sirius carrying remus up from the basement after the full moons and tucking him into bed

harry making bread and butter as sirius sets to tending to remus’ wounds and trying to ease his pain

sirius wrapping remus up in blankets, telling him to sleep and get some rest, as harry creeps into their room with his little plate of food. asking if uncle moony would like something to eat

remus smiling groggily and in pain at harry, muttering a weak ‘prongslet’ with his voice that is hoarse from the night of howling. not being able to keep his eyes open any longer and the last thing he sees before falling asleep from the moon is harry perched on the edge of the bed, with sirius watching the two of them

his family being around him after he had spent the night as something he despises, knowing that they still love him no matter what

Hamilton, George Washington’s secretary of the treasury, once lost his check book, and had to ask for a new one.

on a list of dumb shit i know:

the grass in the original shrek movie is not grass. its hair. they used hair textures for the grass bc the actual grass for some reason in their computer modelling programs would not behave like grass so they used hair textures colored green.

me thinkin abt how perry the platypus is Often referred to as an egg laying mammal, even in his theme song:

Reblog this because it matters. Lol.

Those cunning folk use any means To achieve their ends.

Have you ever had a day where your mood is Dionysus in the Lightning Thief musical?