Old Woman Yuri?

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she’s so babieee can we just keep her happy pls 🥹

I saw someone say that gelphie had “black cat and golden retriever” energy except plot twist make glinda the black cat and elphie the golden retriever, and like-

no.

glinda is very obviously an orange cat.

Tori: Well, you’re a shit singer!

Jade: And you’re a shit actor!

Tori:

Jade:

Tori: Okay, fine, your singing isn’t terrible

Jade: Your acting doesn’t make me wanna throw up

Tori: I actually enjoy it sometimes

Jade: You were the least awlful part on our last play

Tori: I really like your voice

Jade: Your emotional scenes are above average

Tori: You sound so beautiful I could kiss you

Jade: What?

Tori: What.

You don't understand I have actually started putting more green and pink in my life since I started to ship gelphie in 2020

And it's with the most random things, I'll paired up my pink and green text highlighter because "omg it's literally them, they're together again"

Just saw your winged!Glinda little snippet, do you have any headcannons for it?

oh babe i wrote that in like literally 5 minutes lmao. BUT- i will try my best

(also i think the drawing is based off an ao3 fic that i haven't read yet so these have nothing to do with that just fyi!)

its impossible for glinda to wash her own wings. as such, the blood stains a bunch of the feathers closest to her back a pink color. Morrible thinks this is hilarious

glinda has to build up all the muscles for her wings from scratch. which means....no flying yet. in fact- she can barely even lift them for days, resulting in them dragging painfully on the ground behind her and having several feathers break off

she's in pretty much constant pain as her body adjusts

the skin at the base of her wings heals in thick, rough scars

glinda is very lightweight now, but she packs a helluva punch. contrary to popular belief, bird bones are strong

she didn't just get the wings: her senses are sharper too (elphie had been thinking about birds not just wings or flight)

they can't get any clothes to fit her at first. they have to design pretty much everything as a halter top that she can step into and pull over her head, leaving her entire back bare. she hates it and she hates the new instinctual vulnerability of it

learning how to fly is easy. learning how to land....not so much

glinda has no one to preen her wings for her. she isn't even aware of how much better she'd feel if her feathers were properly taken care of

she never stops being scared of heights. she just learns how to fly through it

Dear @c-rose2081 please accept my rushed and humble offering! These boys are just too precious!T^T

dorothy, trapped in elphaba's basement: miss wicked witch, why do you call glinda the good "my sweet?"

elphaba: let's stop talking for a little while

i'm making myself laugh thinking about this but I wholeheartedly believe madame morrible absolutely HATES the thought of glinda and elphaba being together like the mere mention of gelphie would probably send her into immediate cardiac arrest and it's not even because she's homophobic or anything I just fully believe she dislikes glinda so so much she's just like this is absolutely NOT happening in my house.

glinda and elphaba are having their gay ass moment and she's like "I sense a disturbance in the force; the wind is telling me those fucking lesbians are at it again."

like IK this woman hates to see glinda's fruity ass coming for several reasons but first and foremost I believe it's because she's so fucking ANNOYED by how much elphaba loves and cares for her, like this pink bitch is throwing a wrench in her plans just by EXISTING and being herself.

and she can't even really do anything to glinda because it'll make elphaba upset and she really can't have that so she just has to sit there and be like

wait a bunch of ppl ( in mexico i belive) got togheter and made a mini movie where everyone is poorly pretending to be french in retaliation for the dogshit emilia perez musical this is awesome tjhey all have little mustaches drawn on with sharpie and are spealing the worst french ever