Fucked Up Some People Never Even Have To Think About Their Identities. I’m Like 3 Weeks Into A Self-reflection

magnus podcasts are just “what if we put together a bunch of people who really need human connection and are fundamentally really similar and deeply care about each other then make it so none of them ever communicate”

Fall of Twitter:

Tumblr: LMAOOOO let's shoot fires in the air and make up a mafia movie it's gonna confuse them and horrify them so much! Mishapocalypse! Putin Destiel! Colour theory! Loss Meme! Let's drive them out, let only the strongest survive!

Blackout of Reddit:

Tumblr: shush it's gonna be ok alright? come over here we've got soup for you. There's no thing like spamliking and if someone is rude to you it's not normal. Here's a comprehensive guide of our memes. Have a biscuit and a kiss on the forehead. We love you.

OK, folks. Here are a few things you need to know about this week's episode of 'The Magnus Protocol'. Warning for spoilers ...

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Hello, John.

Apologies for the deception, but I wanted to make sure you started reading

mood recently

when ur catboy bf keeps chasing small creatures around ://

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For him to survive, the bandages need a higher percent than the blood lost percent

If Brutus gets exactly 69 percent, Caesar automatically dies

If Caesar loses more than 40 percent of his blood volume, he dies.

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so matt's absolutely giving scorched earth orders behind the scenes right. Not only are publically visible transfems dropping like flies, but every third person who musters up the audacity to comment negatively on Staff or Matt about this vanishes fucking instantly

Farewell online privacy

Something I'm unexpectedly appreciating about tumblr is how there's something of a speed limit.

Open, scroll, reblog, tee-hee have a good time, close.

Some time later: open, scroll, reblog, why does this already have my name on it, oh goddamnit I'm caught up. Time to go find some non-digital enrichment.

It's not like the Other Apps that have endless content! It protects me from myself!